Ol' Blue Nose / Stupid Sidekick Union

Ol' Blue Nose:

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Jive at Five - Chris Walden (title card)

- Mambo Da Capo - Gerhard Narholz (Louis Lungbubble Show)

- Marking Time; Marking Time Submix - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy looks annoyed)

- Hi-Hat [#10.01] - Derek Holt, Gary Moberley [CPM] (Stimpy digging in his nose)

- Marking Time Submix - Laurie Johnson; Seat of Kings Alt. End - Sam Fonteyn (Stimpy gets change out of his nose)

- Big Band Billboard #3 - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] (Stimpy inserts the coin)

- Count the Stars - Chris Walden (show's back on)

- Roll Up Waltz - Andrew Hall [CPM] (more of the show)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (shot of woman in front of target)

- Snare Drum - Rolls (e) - Gary Kettel (man trying to aim the comb)

- Sirens of Andromeda - Dave Rogers, Paul Shaw [CPM] (shot of man's point of view)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (man prepares to throw the comb)

- Left Foot Forward - Graham Preskett (Stimpy goes up to Ren)

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco (Ren opens Stimpy's nose)

- Symphony No.4 In F-Minor Op.36 @ - Finale:Allegro Con Fuoco - Peter Tchaikovsky ("Because of you, we're gonna starve to death in a bus station!!!")

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Timpani Effects [#30] - Sammy Burdson (Ren hits Stimpy's nose)

- That's Why My Stomach Gets a Cramp - Shawn Patterson, Vince Calandra, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge [Frank Sinatra song parody]

- Phlegm-Encrusted Hanky - Shawn Patterson, Vince Calandra, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge [Frank Sinatra song parody]

- Come Fry with Me - Shawn Patterson, Vince Calandra, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge [Frank Sinatra song parody]

- Phlegm-Encrusted Hanky - Shawn Patterson, Vince Calandra, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge (instrumental plays during the pan of Stimpy's party)

- Thelonius - John Horler [CPM] ("REN!")

- Dalibor Act Three Scene 4 - Bedrich Smetana, George Wilson [CPM]; Hopi Gourd Rattle 1 - Louis Mofsie (opera music when Stimpy's underwear is shown)

- Point of Departure L - Gregor Narholz ("Pee-yew, man!")

- Orchestral Climax 8 - Gregor Narholz ("Here's your pasta, big shot!")

- Drama Link (c) - Hubert Clifford ("Not anymore, fat boy!")

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (plays over the last note of "Drama Link (c)")

- Old Comrades - George Wilson [CPM] (monkey telegram at the door)

- My Everything - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (Ren reads the telegram)

- Little Jug - Ib Glindemann [CPM] ("We've reached the big time!")

- Snare Drum - Rolls (e) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy reads the telegram)

- Easy Does It - Ib Glindemann [CPM] ("Oh joy!")

- Cue the Action! (a) - Dick Walter (exterior of skyscraper)

- Solo Effects 40 - David Bell (Stimpy in dressing room)

- Terror - Alan Braden; Timpani - Rolls (i) - Gary Kettel (sting)

- Timpani - Rolls (c) - Gary Kettel; Mental Torment - John Fox ("Ren! I'm missing my diamond encrusted ivory shoehorn!")

- Asrael 2) Andante - Joseph Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Stimpy taps Ren's shoulder)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel ("Oh no ya don't!")

- Inferno - Fredric Bayco ("I made you what you are!")

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Dames and Daggers (a) - Dick Walter (Ren hits Stimpy's nose again)

- Short Roll [#14.5] - Eric Allen (Stimpy's dizzy)

- Dames and Daggers (a) - Dick Walter (Stimpy's nose quits)

- Into Battle Again / Main Theme - Jean Clero ("Ren! I can't go on looking like THIS!")

- Bell Plate Hit - Gary Kettel (Ren gets an idea)

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; Short Roll [#14.5] - Eric Allen; Distant Fjords (a) - Richard Myhill (Ren reveals a pickle jar)

- Mambo Da Capo - Gerhard Narholz (Ren pushes Stimpy out to the stage)

- Snare Drum - Rolls (e) - Gary Kettel (Louis Lungubble introducing Stimpy)

- Appearing Live (b) - Dick Walter ("Snotra!")

- Come Fry with Me - Shawn Patterson, Vince Calandra, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge [Frank Sinatra song parody]

- Phlegm-Encrusted Hanky - Shawn Patterson, Vince Calandra, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge [Frank Sinatra song parody]

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; Timpani Effects [#49] - Sammy Burdson (Louis Lungubble blocks Ren)

- Cold Sweat - John Scott ("Where do you think YOU'RE going?")

- Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel (Ren and Stimpy kicked out)

- Frank's in Town - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (Nosey is given contract)

- Hot Lips (a) - Richard Myhill (establishing shot of trailer)

- Frank's in Town - Ib Glindemann [CPM] ("Nosey!")

- Poetic Love Theme C - Mladen Franko (Nosey returns)

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("Nosey Nosey Nosey!")

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz ("So we burned it.")

- Woe is Me! - Richard Myhill ("Please take me back!")

- Funny Little Man - Wyn Henry (Stimpy takes Nosey back)

- Come Fry with Me - Shawn Patterson, Vince Calandra, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge (ending)

Stupid Sidekick Union:

- Final Triumph - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (title card)

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel (plays during the title card)

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire (opening)

- Bell Plate Hit - Gary Kettel (Stimpy looks shocked)

- Foreboding - Richard Hill (Stimpy on the phone)

- Dramatic Cue (b) - Ronald Hanmer; Snare Drum - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel (Ren's about to hit Stimpy)

- Maproom - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy announces he's on a walkout)

- Orchestral Slide (c); Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy shows his union card)

- Slapstick Effects 26 - David Bell (Stimpy shows Ren the contract)

- Slapstick Effects 27, 5 - David Bell (Ren reads Stimpy's contract)

- Slapstick Effects 27 - David Bell ("And stop crying, you'll smear the crayon.")

- Slapstick Effects 16, 27 - David Bell (Ren tears up the contract)

- Bassoon Link (b) - Richard Myhill ("There, all signed!")

- Slapstick Effects 16 - David Bell ("That's studio property!")

- Orchestral Climax 4 - Gregor Narholz ("You'll be back!")

- Funeral March - Gary Kettel (Stimpy sticks out his tongue at Ren from outside)

- Slapstick Effects 65 - David Bell (Ren on the phone looking for scabs)

- Ho Ho Down - John Fiddy, Otto Sieben (Tex arrives)

- [original composition] (Ren & Tex Show)

- My Horse and I - Norman Warren (start of the new show)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Sax of Fun - David Farnon [CPM] (Tex acts crazy)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles ("Sssh!")

- Kentucky Rambler - Richard Gilks (Tex puts out Ren)

- Funeral March - Gary Kettel ("Awaken, brothers of stupidity!")

- Fingerpickin' - John Edmed, Vic Flick (Tex is thrown out)

- Slapstick Effects 65 - David Bell (Ren on the phone again)

- Domestic Fun (b) - Ernest Tomlinson (casting call sign)

- Funeral March - Gary Kettel ("Divided we stand, united we sit!")

- Main Street - Alec Gould (auditions)

- Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel ("Next!")

- Poet and Peasant-Overture - Franz Suppe [SONIA-0455] (baboon runs in)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (baboon on Ren's desk)

- Death In Battle A - Gregor Narholz ("Eh... you, uh, have any showbiz experience?")

- Silent Night - Curtis Schwartz (baboon holds up prop)

- Bleak Dawn - Richard Hill ("I'd love to give you the job, but you have to fit into this costume.")

- Blue Blood C - Gregor Narholz (Baboon smiles)

- Jungle Hop - Tom McGrath, Chris Reccardi, Scott Huml [original composition] (Ren and Baboon show)

- Annen-Polka Op.117 - Johann Strauss I (start of the new show)

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill; Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel ("Baboon?")

- Poet and Peasant-Overture - Franz Suppe [SONIA-0455] (baboon runs up)

- Bleak Dawn - Richard Hill; High Sustain - David Farnon [CPM] ("You've really made me angry this time.")

- Ominous - Eric Allen (shot of baboon drooling)

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer (Ren slaps the baboon)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer (baboon roars)

- Clarinet Quintet - 4th Movement - Wolfgang Mozart, Fiachra Trench (thespian auditions)

- Birth of a Nation (b) - Keith Mansfield ("I have performed Stimpy for the queen!")

- State of War - Keith Mansfield (burning Ren on a stick)

- Haydn: Andante Cantabile (Serenade) - Lee Ashley [OGM] (start of the new show)

- Wistful Lover - Ron Ronsted ("Well there's no place for actors in television!")

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel ("All right, everybody out!")

- Drug Addiction - John Fox ("I'll do the show myself!")

- Tearful Reunion - Stephen Bulla, Jeff Kidwell ("I'm your biggest fan!")

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (contract)

- Drug Addiction - John Fox ("Sure, I'll sign your book.")

- Battle Hymn of Republic (b) - Graham De Wilde ("Here ya go, little girl.")

- Report - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (headlines)

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire (back to the old show)

- Dog Pound Hop - Chris Reccardi, Jim Smith, Scott Huml, John Kricfalusi [original composition] (ending)

Superstitious Stimpy / Travelogue

Superstitious Stimpy:

- Nyanga Dance - Sam Sklair; Luo Drummers - David Bradnum; Hopi Gourd Rattle 1 - Louis Mofsie (title card)

- Comedy Signature - Erik Markman [OGM] (opening)

- Creepies - Robert Farnon [CPM] ("Don't you know what TODAY is, Ren?")

- Drama Hit (b) - Richard Harvey; Flutter [#47.01] - Peter Lowe [CPM] (calendar)

- Jewels of India (c) - Richard Harvey (Stimpy describes Tuesday the 17th)

- Hopi Gourd Rattle 1 - Louis Mofsie ("...and the House of Confluence shifts into retrograde...")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel ("...Virgo erupts...")

- Bass Drum (b) - Gary Kettel ("...under pressure from Mercury.")

- Set to Pounce - David Farnon [CPM] ("This causes the plants to align...")

- String Sustain [#37.01] - David Farnon [CPM] ("...in a conga line...")

- Roll with Crescendo - Eric Allen ("...of chaos and disaster!")

- Minuet-String Quintet in E - Luigi Boccherini, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy saying why he put a boar's head on the wall)

- Approaching Danger - James Clarke (Ren chews out Stimpy)

- King Lear I - Henryk Kuzniak; Pain - David Mellor [CPM] ("Don't you know it's bad luck to ridicule superstitions?")

- Big Bad Giant - Paddy Kingsland ("Ah, that's better.")

- Like Strange - Kenny Graham; Bungo - David Bradnum (boar kicks Ren)

- Pounding Heart Beat - John Fox ("Uh oh, head embedded in ceiling!")

- Deep Drama - John Fox; Pain - David Mellor [CPM] (Stimpy slaps himself with roses)

- Teenage Party - Erik Markman [OGM] (heard in the kitchen)

- A Ride in the Country - John Fox ("But Ren, barbequing indoors is terrible bad luck!")

- Deep Drama - John Fox ("Poor Ren, he's in mortal danger!")

- Rough and Ready - John Fox ("He leaves me no choice!")

- Teenage Party - Erik Markman [OGM] (music in the kitchen again)

- Cold War - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] (Stimpy praying to carcass)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren hits Stimpy)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Intrepid - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] (Ren throws the carcass on the bed)

- Day of Wrath - Fiachra Trench ("I wave my shiny red keister in the face of you, and your stuper-stitions!")

- Happy Golightly - John Fiddy ("Gee, Ren, I guess you didn't know that it was unlucky to-")

- On Fire - Gregor Narholz ("GET IN THE HOUSE!!!")

- Left Foot Forward - Graham Preskett (all sorts of bad luck around Ren)

- The Petulant Penguin - Dennis Farnon (Ren convinces Stimpy that superstitions are stupid)

- Suspended Time - Bill Connor; Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (shot of Ren's birthmark)

- Oddball - David Mellor [CPM] ("Yow! Ren! What's that on your neck?")

- Strange Feelings B; Heartbeats A - Gregor Narholz ("That's my birthmark.")

- Flutter [#47.01] - Peter Lowe [CPM] (guide to unlucky stuff)

- Solo Effects 28 - David Bell (Stimpy reads about webbed toes)

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("Hmmmm.")

- Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede (Stimpy grabs Ren's shoe)

- Raspberry! (a) - Richard Myhill ("Webbed toes!")

- Intrepid - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] ("Yeah, so?")

- Exciting Action C - Mladen Franko ("The unlucky beast!")

- Bliss - Alec Gould (Ren cries)

- Mabumbumbo - David Bradnum (Stimpy mixes up a concoction)

- Samburu Chanting (b) - David Bradnum (Stimpy feeds Ren owl pellets)

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (transition)

- Alpine Festival - Paddy Kingsland (jumping off roof)

- Happy Holiday - Anthony Spurgin (checklist)

- Static Time - John Scott (Ren has to stand still all night)

- Let Me Call You Sweetheart - Roger Wootton [CPM] ("Okay Ren, but be careful.")

- Haunting - David Snell (Ren ventures outside)

- Bass Tension - Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi ("Safe and sound at last...")

- Easing Tension - Paul Orm, Peter Orm [CPM] (lightning hits the outhouse)

- Miss World (b) - Tony Kinsey (Stimpy knitting)

- Disorientated A - Mladen Franko (Ren reaches for the doorknob)

- Point of Departure M - Gregor Narholz (Ren crawls into the spitoon and is struck by lightning again)

- Main Assault - Laurie Johnson ("That tears it! There's only one thing left to do!")

- Gounod: Funeral March of a Marionette - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy reveals lucky leper's foot)

Travelogue:

- Orchestral Clash (b) - Gary Kettel; Keeping Busy - Terence Roper; Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel (title card)

- Beat Culture - Robert Ascot [OGM] (opening)

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum ("Acromeglia!")

- Beat Culture - Robert Ascot [OGM] (Stimpy says they'll need gear)

- Mozart: Minuet - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("The vacation wig store!")

- Beat Culture - Robert Ascot [OGM] (packing the bag)

- Tales of Adventure (C) - Matthew Cang (the wildebeest)

- A Spring in Your Step - Graham Preskett (heading for the plane)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz (guy looking around nervously)

- State Occasion (b) - Barrie Hingley (plane takes off)

- Slapstick Effects 27 - David Bell (Stimpy eating a disgusting sandwich)

- The Queen's Dispatch (d) - Graham De Wilde (Ren lectures Stimpy on culture)

- Kriegsmusik [#19] - Gerhard Trede [AKA Burning Cities] (locals angry)

- The Queen's Dispatch (d) - Graham De Wilde (Ren laughs)

- Kriegsmusik [#19] - Gerhard Trede [AKA Burning Cities] (plane shot down)

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum ("Hello, oh el friendos!")

- Homage to the King - Barrie Hingley (Ren shakes hands with the king)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Cafe Hungaria - Janos Lehar (Ren and Stimpy partake in the hot head plunge)

- Send them Victorious (b) - Graham De Wilde ("The back-shaving ceremony.")

- Carry Me My Pony - George Callert (Ren and Stimpy showed to sit down)

- Do You Belong to Me? - George Callert (back shaving ceremony)

- Beat Culture - Robert Ascot [OGM] (Stimpy scratches his back)

- Jungle Rhythm - Rick Fenn [CPM] (feast of 1,000 purges)

- Hungarian Sundance - Friedrich Sehl ("Ah, just the reaction the locals had hoped for.")

- Marriage/Figaro 'Voi Che Sapete' - Fiachra Trench, Elaine Barry, Wolfgang Mozart (Ren spits out a little soup)

- Fool Stop - John Fiddy ("I don't know what is worse, the smell or the taste.")

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden; Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (Ren vomits)

- Russian Folk Dance - Gyorgy Behar ("Yet another proof that politeness is the universal language.")

- Festival - Alec Gould (tour)

- My Song is Sung Op.55 No.1 (Bohemia) - Antonin Dvorak, Susan Kanzian, Ed Lewis (harvested, sorted, smoked, and aged)

- State Occasion (b) - Barrie Hingley ("The one and only... Ol' Facefull!")

- Tell Me the Old Story - Barrie Hingley (tour guide talks about eruptions)

- Drug Addiction - John Fox (old man sits up)

- Orchestral Climax 3 - Gregor Narholz (old man starts to vomit)

- Links and Interjections (I - 1 - 12) - Alan Braden (crowd runs away)

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (old man vomits on Ren)

- Mountain Story A - Gregor Narholz (tour guide describes Jehoshaphat's mansion)

- A Gentle Innocence - Harry Gregson-Williams (tour guide describing baboon)

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("Look Ren, there's one now!")

- Von Suppe: Overture from "Poet & Peasant" - Lee Ashley [OGM]; Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (baboon)

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel (baboon charges)

- Adagio Espressivo for Harp - Otto Sieben ("Not everyone gets this privilege.")

- A Gentle Innocence - Harry Gregson-Williams ("Oh he must truly be blessed!")

- Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel ("Stimpy, quick, take a picture!")

- Remember Tommy - Chris Walden (Stimpy takes a picture of faceless Ren and baboon)

- In Olden Days - Stuart Stirling (Revolution Day)

- Here's a Health Unto Her Majesty - Barrie Hingley (ending)

Galoot Wranglers / Ren Needs Help

Galoot Wranglers:

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; The Way West - Jack Dorsey (title card)

- Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (plays during the title card)

- Harmonica Stings C - Paul Lenart, Richard Rosenblatt; The Violin Lesson - Richard Myhill (opening)

- The Cat from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site] (Stimpy roasting a tire)

- Orchestral Slide (a) - Gary Kettel; Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben ("Now long ago, there were no galoots!")

- Spirit of Enterprise - Barrie Hingley (riding woodchucks)

- Chinese Roll (a); Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (transition to map)

- Village Morning - Louis Mofsie (Indians)

- Partners for the Polka - Sam Fonteyn (trappers)

- Fun Link 6 - Keith Nichols; Bell Plate Hit - Gary Kettel (galoot in the bear trap)

- Bridge of Stars - Alan Braden (galoot pelts)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (plays during "Bridge of Stars" when Cobb talks about galoot food products)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (transition back to Cobb, Ren, and Stimpy)

- The Grandfather from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site] (Wilbur Cobb continues to tell the story)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben ("Oh, yeah!")

- Twin Sisters - Stephen Wade, Gil Carter (Ren and Stimpy introduced in the story)

- Bastille Snare - Gary Kettel; The Great Outdoors (a) - Mitch Dalton, Graham De Wilde ("Just look at them, Stimpy!")

- Solo Effects 13 - David Bell ("Hey, galoots!")

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill (excited galoots)

- Ridin' High and Handsome - Glen Sutton, Norris Wilson (Stimpy rounds up the galoots)

- Broken Saddles - Richard Gilks (determining quality of breed)

- Undecided D; Tender Dreams E - Mladen Franko (Stimpy brands the galoot's back)

- Topeka Trail - John Hawkins ("Let's head 'em up and move 'em out!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition to the rodeo)

- Timpani Fanfare (d) - Gary Kettel (galoots at the starting line)

- Showtime Fill (j) - Gary Kettel; Fire on the Fiddle - Richard Gilks (first event in rodeo)

- Carriages - Trevor Bastow (keys out of locked car event)

- Bastille Snare - Gary Kettel; Send them Victorious (b) - Graham De Wilde (the wedgie pull and ride)

- Snare Drum - Marches (c) - Gary Kettel (galoot given a wedgie)

- Dramatic Stabs - John Fox (galoot screams)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Country Rock Revival - Richard Gilks (Ren rides the galoot)

- Western Square Dance A - John Fox (galoots judged)

- Orchestral Clash (e) - Gary Kettel ("Such as...")

- Western Square Dance A - John Fox (Mr. Horse judges galoots's features)

- Solo Effects 13, 24 - David Bell (Ren cheats by loading the pants with rocks)

- Spirit of Enterprise - Barrie Hingley (loser and winner get the same reward)

- Short Roll [#14.5] - Eric Allen; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel ("Go ahead, Stimpy. Hand him over.")

- Tender Dreams A - Mladen Franko ("But Ren, not velvet!")

- Blue Blood A - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy waves goodbye to his galoot)

- Indian on a Stump 2 - Jerry Burnham, Zan Mc Leod, Samuel Morgan, Stephen Wade ("A galoot calf!")

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (transition)

- The Grandfather from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench (Wilbur Cobb ends the tale)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition to the next morning)

- Backwoods - Stefan Grossman (burial)

- Spot 3 - Trevor Bastow; She Will Be My Sweetheart - Peter Cork (ending)

Ren Needs Help:

- Hollywood Epic - Jack Beaver (title card)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Vampire A - Henryk Kuzniak (opening)

- Tourmaline - Therese Brenet (moose chair)

- Fateful Hour B - Henryk Kuzniak (glass coffee tables)

- Junior Miss - Len Stevens (Stimpy comes home)

- Mesmeris - Otto Sieben, John Fiddy, Christopher Taylor (Ren in the tub)

- Main Street - Alec Gould (Stimpy playing golf in the house)

- Point of Departure E - Gregor Narholz (Ren comes out of the bathroom)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden (stings when Ren sees the damage Stimpy caused)

- Easing Tension - Paul Orm, Peter Orm [CPM]; Mesmeris - Otto Sieben, John Fiddy, Christopher Taylor; Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Drama Link (l) - Hubert Clifford (Ren is furious with Stimpy)

- Unsolved Mysteries - Graham Preskett (Ren's going to kill himself)

- Timpani Effects [#49] - Sammy Burdson; Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede ("Don't you even bother!")

- Trouble Spot - Van Phillips ("You've had this coming for four years!")

- Drums and Timpanis - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (truck arrives)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel ("Wait!")

- Drums and Timpanis - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch ("C'mere, you!")

- Charleston - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch ("Goodbye, Ren! Bye! Have fun!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Trouble Spot - Van Phillips; Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel (exterior of castle)

- Miss World (b) - Tony Kinsey (Ren in the mental hospital)

- Harp Gliss 2 [#21.4] - Otto Sieben (Ren falls asleep)

- Okarina Jodler - Georg Schwenk (therapy)

- Cold Sweat - John Scott ("Problem? What problem?")

- Point of Departure I - Gregor Narholz ("Oh no you don't, he wants me to say it!")

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer ("No! Don't do it!")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (Muddy says "cheese")

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer; Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben ("He did it!")

- Dramatic Cue (g) - Ronald Hanmer (yak goes crazy)

- String Sustain [#37.01] - David Farnon [CPM]; Trouble Spot - Van Phillips (lights dim)

- Smouldering Fury (a) - Trevor Duncan (Ren describes his problem)

- Dangerous F - Mladen Franko (everyone's freaked out)

- Light-Hearted Links (1-6) - Eric Spear (Ren's dejected)

- Static Link F - Gregor Narholz (everyone talks about Ren after he leaves)

- Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz (that night...)

- Strangle - Trevor Nightingale, Will Thomson [CPM] (Ren writing a letter to Stimpy)

- Harp Gliss 2 [#21.4] - Otto Sieben (calendar)

- Blood and Sand - Ronald Hanmer (lunch)

- Springtime for Lovers - Len Stevens (Stimpy visits)

- Harp Gliss 2 [#21.4] - Otto Sieben (calendar again)

- Blood and Sand - Ronald Hanmer (lunch again)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (plays near the end of Ren's rant about creamed corn)

- Dramatic Cue (g) - Ronald Hanmer (yak goes crazy again)

- Small Triangle Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (shot of yak's grated butt)

- Unsolved Mysteries - Graham Preskett (Ren begins to rant)

- Hi-Hat [#10.01] - Derek Holt, Gary Moberley [CPM] (drums that play during Ren's rant)

- Big Band Billboard #3 - Henrik Nielsen [OGM]; Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("I got it all figured out!")

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("Gee!")

- Unsolved Mysteries - Graham Preskett (Ren confronts the fire chief)

- Big Band Billboard #3 - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] ("Wow!")

- Oddball - David Mellor [CPM] (Ren confronts Muddy)

- Big Band Billboard #3 - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] (Ren pulls his hat off)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel ("Gentlemen, start your embolisms!")

- Charge - Richard Myhill; Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel ("Whee!")

- Rossini: Overture to "William Tell" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren's put in a straitjacket)

- Static Link F - Gregor Narholz (shot of Ren's face)

- Balow, My Babe - Patrick Gowers; Ominous - Eric Allen (clothes put on Ren)

- Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel; Hail to the Chief - Graham De Wilde (ending)

Cheese Rush Days / Wiener Barons

Cheese Rush Days:

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; John Hardy - Saul Broudy, Zan Mc Leod, Michael Morgan, Stephen Wade (title card)

- Lonesome Camp Fires - Richard Gilks (opening)

- American Odyssey (a) - Graham Preskett (pan over desert)

- Nature's World [#20] - John Fox ("Cheese. Yep, blue cheese.")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel; American Odyssey (a) - Graham Preskett ("Clogging up the arteries of the blue cheese mountains.")

- Mountain Man - Richard Gilks (Ren playing banjo)

- American Odyssey (a) - Graham Preskett (Blue Cheese Mountains)

- Crying Harmonica A - Lars-Luis Linek (Stimpy's run over)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel ("Why, it's a crusty old prospector...")

- Cavalry Charge - David Farnon [CPM] (prospector introduced)

- Showtime Fill (e), (g) - Gary Kettel; Amarillo Swing - Richard Gilks (cheese pinky ring)

- Fun Link 2 - Keith Nichols; Sweet Annabelle - Sam Fonteyn (Ren's daydream)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Harmonica Stings I - Paul Lenart, Richard Rosenblatt ("A thousand miles from civilization...")

- Movin' West - Richard Gilks ("Looks like a great campsite to me!")

- Showtime Fill (e); Small Triangle Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy brings out a buffalo)

- Slippin' and Slidin' - Mitch Dalton (Stimpy explains buffalo purposes)

- Nature's World [#17] - John Fox (buffalo eats grass)

- Point of Departure H - Gregor Narholz; Royal Gala - Dick Walter (Stimpy counts down)

- Very End - Sam Fonteyn ("Ta da!")

- Fingerpickin' - John Edmed, Vic Flick (that night)

- Golden Oldies - Bryan Smith (dinner)

- Cut and Thrust - Patrick Gowers (Stimpy covers Ren's mouth)

- Night Sounds 1 - John Cameron; Hopi Gourd Rattle 1 - Louis Mofsie ("We don't dare complain about the food in these parts!")

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel (Ren slaps Stimpy)

- Night Sounds 1 - John Cameron ("Savage French chefs?")

- Hopi Gourd Rattle 1 - Louis Mofsie ("You really believe those old wives' tales?")

- Kiddingly - Ron Ronsted; Badlands 2 [#34] - John Cameron; Cafe De Montmartre - Brian Peters [CPM] (savage French chefs appear)

- Dramatic Stabs - John Fox; Indian Drums 3 - Louis Mofsie; Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben ("We're surrounded!")

- Native American Drums - Raymond Cooper, Barry Morgan (Ren and Stimpy in a pot)

- Night Sounds 1 - John Cameron; Continuous Rhythmic Pattern [#28.3] - Eric Allen ("Shut up, I'm thinking.")

- Paris Gaiety - Edrich Siebert (Stimpy pretending to be a dead cat)

- Schubert: Quartet - Lee Ashley [OGM] (waiter appears)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- The Waiting Silence - Richard Harvey (Ren and Stimpy crawling through the desert)

- American Odyssey (a) - Graham Preskett ("We made it!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel; Nature's World [#20] - John Fox ("At last! The Blue Cheese Mountains!")

- Lonesome Camp Fires - Richard Gilks (Ren digging)

- Blue Dobro (a) - Richard Myhill ("I've got blisters on my blisters!")

- Crime Doesn't Pay - Jack Beaver (deadly cheese gas)

- Clarinet Quintet - 4th Movement - Wolfgang Mozart, Fiachra Trench (cage bird)

- Crying Harmonica A - Lars-Luis Linek; Fingerpickin' - John Edmed, Vic Flick (after the explosion)

- Timpani Signal 3 [#46] - Sammy Burdson; Timpani Signal 1 [#44] - Sammy Burdson; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel ("Eureka!")

- Without Walls A - Mladen Franko ("The fatherload!")

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Mountain Man - Richard Gilks ("We're rich!")

- Night Sounds 1 - John Cameron ("Not exactly.")

- Storm at Sea (a) - Dick Walter (Ren abandons Stimpy)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel ("But don't feel too bad, pal.")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren laughs)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Psychogram B - Mladen Franko ("I'm rich!")

- Camptown Races [#11] - Edwina Travis-Chin (Ren leaves)

- Grandpa [#26] - David Farnon [CPM] (Stimpy laments)

- Cavalry Charge - David Farnon [CPM] (prospector returns)

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel (plays on the last note of "Cavalry Charge")

- Bastille Snare - Gary Kettel; Timpani Signal 1 [#44] - Sammy Burdson; Without Walls A - Mladen Franko (Stimpy realizes he's sitting on a fortune)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Old Kentucky Home [#15] - Edwina Travis-Chin (in town...)

- Fun Link 6 - Keith Nichols ("Huh?")

- Timpani - Glissandos (a); Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (bank teller throws the bag onto Ren)

- Blue Dobro (a) - Richard Myhill; Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Harmonica Stings L - Paul Lenart, Richard Rosenblatt (fool's cheese)

- Crying Harmonica A - Lars-Luis Linek (Ren gets up)

- Mountain Man - Richard Gilks (ending)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (camera pan over Stimpy's car)

Wiener Barons:

- Drinking Song - Alfred Kluten (title card)

- My Horse and I - Norman Warren (opening)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Dramatic Cue (h) - Ronald Hanmer (Ren gets mad)

- Wargames Link (c) - Keith Mansfield ("All right, Stimpy, YOU find us a job.")

- Build Up - Robert Sharples (Ren reads the ad)

- Bell Plate Hit - Gary Kettel (Ren gets an idea)

- Sugar Beat - Sid Phillips ("Come along, Stimpson, we have a date with a wiener.")

- Legends of the Silver Screen - Cedric Palmer ("And so, our heroes head north.")

- Locomotion - Clive Richardson (Ren and Stimpy on a train)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (train hits Ren and Stimpy)

- Legends of the Silver Screen - Cedric Palmer ("At last! Canada!")

- Global Expansion (b) - Dick Walter ("Isn't it beautiful?")

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; ? ("Hold it right there, eh!")

- Marching Drums 1 - Eric Allen (rejected at Canada gate)

- Timpani Roll (e); Splash Hit (d) - Gary Kettel (right after Ren and Stimpy say, "But we want wieners!")

- Wie Geht's Denn Heut? - Jan Wolgan [not on APM site] ("Oh, is that so, eh?")

- Marching Drums 1 - Eric Allen (drum roll at the start of the next scene)

- Finders Creepers - Paddy Kingsland (Ren and Stimpy in the bush)

- Asrael 2) Andante - Joseph Suk, George Wilson [CPM] ("Hmm, we have to find a way around that moat.")

- Timpani - Rolls (m); Small Triangle Hit (a) - Gary Kettel ("Pork fat, Ren!")

- Send them Victorious (b) - Graham De Wilde ("That's it! We'll hollow out a pig!")

- The Girl I Left Behind Me - Brian Peters [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy rowing)

- Timpani Roll (e); Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel (bean leak)

- Battle at Sea - Johnny Pearson ("Bail, man! Bail!")

- Flowers of the Thorn [#29] - Brian Peters [CPM] ("No, Ren, we're still in the U.S. of A")

- King Lear I - Henryk Kuzniak ("Well then, it's time for Plan B!")

- Long Deep Roll [#8.2] - Eric Allen (Ren clears throat)

- Lustige Leute - Otto Sieben (Ren and Stimpy as wiener inspectors)

- Nature's World [#20] - John Fox ("The Canadian wiener mountains!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel ("...vast wiener plains..."/"...teeming with wiener trouts!")

- Roll with Crescendo - Eric Allen; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel ("King of the wiener barons!"/Ren calms down)

- Pavement Cafe - Richard Myhill (Stimpy picking wieners from the trees)

- Sailors Hornpipe - Brian Peters [CPM] (on the lake)

- Oberlander - Wolfgang Kaltenbach (drilling for wieners)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson (the drilling gets harder)

- Polka Mit Pfiff - Elmer Stigman (they strike wieners)

- Slow Sax - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch ("This is the life, eh, Stimpy?")

- Bulletin Link 2 - Brian Bennett (TV lowers from ceiling)

- News Flash - Sam Fonteyn ("Ah, my favorite show. Light me.")

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("WHAT?!")

- Timpani Roll (c) - Gary Kettel ("All wiener stock is now null and void.")

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Major Attack - Gerhard Trede (Ren and Stimpy are broke)

- Sleazy Sax - Richard Myhill (on the street, Ren and Stimpy are homeless)

- Solstice - Dick Walter ("I was visited in the night by an angel...")

- Benedictus - Richard Myhill ("...who told me it's going to rain beans for 40 days and 40 nights!")

- Roll with Crescendo - Eric Allen; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (both play before "The Promised Land")

- The Promised Land - Kay Rudd ("...and to get myself out of Canada!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren panting)

- Roll with Crescendo - Eric Allen; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Asrael 3) Vivace - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy in the ark)

Insomniac Ren / My Shiny Friend

Insomniac Ren:

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Sousa: Semper Fidelis - Lee Ashley [OGM] (title card)

- To a Wild Rose - Edward MacDowell, Fiachra Trench (bedtime)

- The Adventures of P.C.49 - Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy getting ready for bed)

- Timpani - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel (plays over the end of "The Adventures of P.C.49")

- Drama Link (d) - Hubert Clifford ("One... two... THREE!")

- Grandpa [#25] - David Farnon [CPM] (Stimpy jumping around on the bed)

- Train Whistles - David Farnon [CPM] (Stimpy fluffs his pillow)

- The Adventures of P.C.49 - Ronald Hanmer ("Yuk yuk yuk!")

- Timpani - Rolls (k) - Gary Kettel; Rescue - Cecil Milner ("For the last time, I want you to be QUIET!")

- Violin Effects - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren looks at the camera, annoyed)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel; Big Bad Giant - Paddy Kingsland ("Not tonight!")

- Undecided E - Mladen Franko; Jews Harp - Gary Kettel (shot of Stimpy with all the stuff blocking his mouth and nose)

- Links and Interjections (II - 1 - 10) - Alan Braden (Ren leaves the bedroom)

- Harp Gliss 2 [#21.5] - Otto Sieben (long pan of couch)

- Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz; Bedlam - William Farran (Ren awake on the couch)

- Orchestral Climax 2 - Gregor Narholz (bug eating some fiber on the couch)

- National Anthem of USSR - Arnold Rezler [removed from APM site] (Ren turns on the TV)

- Links and Interjections (I - 1 - 12) - Alan Braden (Ren's eyes are the static from the TV)

- Cradle Song - Johannes Brahms, Fiachra Trench (Ren's back in the bed with Stimpy, awake)

- Converted - Gregor Narholz ("Maybe I'm too smart to sleep.")

- Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz ("Stimpy's asleep, and he's an idiot.")

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (transition to Stimpy's dream)

- Orchestral Climax 6 - Gregor Narholz (first part of Stimpy's dream)

- Drug Addiction - John Fox (second part of Stimpy's dream)

- Storm at Sea (a) - Dick Walter ("You're scaring the children, Ren!")

- Brass Stabs - John Fox (the end of Stimpy's dream with Ren hitting Stimpy)

- Powercrash - John Fox (cymbal crash when Ren yells "Wake up!")

- Tender Dreams D - Mladen Franko ("You want me to help YOU get to sleep?")

- Slapstick Effects 26 - David Bell ("Don't go away!")

- Too Much Whisky - Keith Nichols (cockroaches in the fridge)

- Big Band Billboard #3 - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] (fanfare when Stimpy gets an idea)

- Symphony #94 "Surprise" 2nd Mvt. - Franz Haydn, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy gives Ren some milk)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Aiki A - Damil Ahmed (camel arrives)

- Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel ("Hurry, Ren, while it still has fizz!")

- Slinky Clarinet - Nick Cooper [CPM] (Ren looks like he's going to be sick)

- Drama Link (a) - Hubert Clifford (Ren spits out the camel milk)

- Cat and Mouse - Bill Connor (Stimpy wants to read Ren a story)

- Fear and Loathing - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM]; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy reading his story)

- King Lear I - Henryk Kuzniak ("And the last word he spoke, as his head rolled across the floor, was...")

- Point of Departure M - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy screams)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Chinese Drunk - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren hiding under the bed)

- Sirens of Andromeda - Dave Rogers, Paul Shaw [CPM] ("Well, I guess I could sing you a lullaby...")

- Beat Me Like You Mean It - Bob Camp, Brian Mendelsohn, Billy West [original composition] (Stimpy's lullaby)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (Hours Later)

- Minitake 128 F-J - Gerhard Narholz ("Don't stop! It's working!")

- Album for Young - Merry Peasant - Robert Schumann, Fiachra Trench (the sun rises)

- Sirens of Andromeda - Dave Rogers, Paul Shaw [CPM] ("I'm sorry fellas, I haven't had too much sleep lately.")

- Young Ballerina - David Farnon [CPM] ("I'll give five whole bucks to anyone who can just knock me out!")

- Showtime Fill (e); Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel ("Five bucks!?")

- Sousa: Semper Fidelis - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("FORE!")

- The Blues [#46] - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (everyone leaving with their five bucks)

My Shiny Friend:

- Fairground Organ - Len Ranle (title card)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (plays twice over "Fairground Organ")

- Muddy Mudskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (opening)

- Mild and Bitter - John Fiddy, Otto Sieben ("Hey Muddy, don't hit me with that mallet!")

- Slip 'n Slide - Stephen Bulla, Jeff Kidwell (Ren comes home from work)

- Bat Stabs - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren turns his head)

- Mild and Bitter - John Fiddy, Otto Sieben (Ren goes into the living room)

- What a Goof! (a) - Richard Myhill (Stimpy nods)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Drama Link (g), (d) - Hubert Clifford ("TV, TV, TV, TV!!!")

- 60's Party 1 - Steve Byrd (Drag Your Butt on the Carpet)

- Bat Stabs - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren turns around again)

- In an 18th Century Drawing Room - Raymond Scott ("Still watching TV, eh?")

- Open and End Fanfare - Nino Nardini ("Okay housewives, it's time for Cooking With Chicken!")

- O Sole Mio (a) - Janos Lehar [removed from APM site] (Cooking With Chicken begins)

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer (chicken cooking himself)

- ? ("Man, smell that hickory flavor!")

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Inferno - Fredric Bayco (firemen rush in)

- High Destiny - Laurie Johnson; Timpani Glissando (b) - Gary Kettel (firemen watching TV with Stimpy)

- Blue Blood C - Gregor Narholz (Ren's angry)

- Wishful Thinking - Richard Myhill (Ren's ready for bed)

- Horror Chords (c) - Paddy Kingsland (Stimpy's asleep with the TV)

- Francesca Da Rimini - Symphonic Fantasia After Dante Op 32 - Peter Tchaikovsky, George Wilson [CPM] (Ren's about to snap)

- Small Triangle Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren suddenly smiles)

- Going Cuckoo (a) - Len Ranle (Ren kicks out the TV and Stimpy)

- Nursery Rhyme Bells - Len Ranle (Ren's alone in bed)

- Mountain Dew (a) - Graham Preskett ("Grab ahold of the undercow and squeeze.")

- Summer Dreams A - Mladen Franko ("Now run along and play with your idiot friends.")

- Quirky Jerky - Richard Myhill ("Look at him go, daddy's little simpleton.")

- Muddy Mudskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (heard from the tree)

- Backchat - Mac Prindy, John Fiddy, Christopher Laurence (Ren runs up the tree)

- Thirties Rose - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (Stimpy and friends laugh)

- Descriptive Items 10 - John Fox (tuba)

- Backporch Blues (a) - Richard Myhill (Stimpy and friends are thrown out of tree)

- Jagdsignale Q - Alfred Kluten (mourning the loss of the TV)

- Chapel Hymn 2 A (For the Young) - Johann Crueger, Otto Sieben ("Ah.")

- Vibe Link (a) - Richard Myhill (tunnel into the Earth)

- Point of Departure I - Gregor Narholz ("Ren! No!")

- Symphony No.4 In F-Minor Op.36 @ - Finale:Allegro Con Fuoco - Peter Tchaikovsky (Ren running up to the TV and destroying it)

- Marking Time - Laurie Johnson (Ren exhausted from destroying the TV)

- Small Triangle Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren's satisfied)

- Only Lovers Know A - Mladen Franko ("Please! Must have TV!")

- Chinese Drunk - David Farnon [CPM] ("Must... put it back... together!")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Wargames Link (c) - Keith Mansfield ("Snap out of it!")

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter; Harp Gliss 1 [#20.5] - Otto Sieben (Stimpy dizzy after Ren's slap)

- Chinese Drunk - David Farnon [CPM] (Stimpy convincing Ren that he's okay)

- Flowers of the Thorn [#29] - Brian Peters [CPM] (that night...)

- Timpani Glissando (b) - Gary Kettel; Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel; Boys and Girls - Brian Peters [CPM] (Stimpy goes to the bathroom)

- Timpani - Glissandos (a) - Gary Kettel; Boys and Girls - Brian Peters [CPM] (Stimpy goes to the bathroom again)

- Boys and Girls - Brian Peters [CPM] (Stimpy goes to the bathroom yet again)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden ("NUMBER THREE?!")

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles ("I'm back, and he doesn't suspect a thing!")

- Dark, Damp and Dripping! - Len Ranle (Stimpy pulls TV out of the toilet)

- Muddy Mudskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition]; Sinister - Judith Cann [CPM] (heard throughout)

- The Sword of Damocles - Jack Beaver ("Oh no! He's overdosed on TV!")

- Dark, Damp and Dripping! - Len Ranle; Love Scene C - Mladen Franko ("There there, old pal.")

- Vesti La Giubba Act I Canio - Ruggero Leoncavallo (Ren listens to this and cries)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (transition to Stimpy's dream)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Muddy Mudskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (heard during Stimpy's dream)

- Showtime Fill (e), (g) - Gary Kettel (after Muddy hits Stimpy with a hammer)

- Vesti La Giubba Act I Canio - Ruggero Leoncavallo; Heartbeats A - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy in pain)

- Muddy Mudskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (Muddy chasing Stimpy)

- At Death's Door - Gregor Narholz ("But Muddy, I love you!")

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Heartbeats A - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy still suffering)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Muddy Mudskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (End of Stimpy's dream)

- Point of Departure H - Gregor Narholz; Heartbeats A - Gregor Narholz ("MUDDY!")

- Vesti La Giubba Act I Canio - Ruggero Leoncavallo (Stimpy runs up the stairs)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Balow, My Babe - Patrick Gowers (Stimpy prays)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (fade to black)

- Dingle's Regatta - Brian Peters [CPM] (One Year Later)

- Frank's in Town - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (Stimpy at the betting table)

- Old New York - Ib Glindemann [CPM] ("Craps!")

Pixie King / Aloha Hoek

Pixie King:

- Timpani - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel; Rule Britannia (b) - Graham De Wilde (title card)

- Grieg: Morning Mood from "Peer Gynt" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (opening)

- Exciting Action B - Mladen Franko ("All right, man, get outta there!")

- Dramatic Stabs - John Fox ("You get outta there right now!")

- Pay Off - Alec Gould ("Read me a story!")

- Dramatic Stabs - John Fox ("All right Stimpy, you win.")

- Harp Gliss 2 [#21.4] - Otto Sieben; Lute Air - Richard Myhill (start of story)

- Ups and Downs (e) - Richard Myhill (pan to Ren in bed)

- Lute Air - Richard Myhill (Ren and Stimpy get up for the day)

- Krommer: Flute Quartet, Allegretto - Les Peel [OGM] (in the bathroom...)

- Show Fanfare 5 - David Lindup (jazzy sting)

- Krommer: Flute Quartet, Allegretto - Les Peel [OGM] ("Well Ren, how do I look?")

- Solo Alto Sax - Nick Cooper [CPM] (Stimpy posing in his pixie outfit)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (after Ren says "You look ridiculous.")

- Solo Alto Sax - Nick Cooper [CPM] (Ren in his pixie outfit)

- Clog Dance - Dick Walter (going to work)

- Trombone Link (b) - Richard Myhill (pixie passes out on bus)

- Happily We're Working - Bob Camp [original composition] (Ren and Stimpy at work)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson ("Kissin' dew drops here, boss!")

- Blue Dobro (a) - Richard Myhill (shot of the bosses)

- Our Mr Meredith - Eric Winstone (assembly line and mining)

- Blue Dobro (a) - Richard Myhill (end of scene)

- The Achterhoek Dances - Jan Rap (in the shower)

- Orchestral Effect (d) - Dick Walter; Harp Gliss 2 [#21.4] - Otto Sieben (Ren daydreams)

- Brass Flourish (a) - Barrie Hingley (fanfare)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Point of Departure E - Gregor Narholz ("King on his way out, huh?")

- Point of Departure C - Gregor Narholz ("I can almost taste that crown now!")

- Scenes from Childhood - Dreaming - Robert Schumann, Fiachra Trench (in bed...)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel ("Up and at 'em, deadbeat!")

- Locomotion - Clive Richardson (Ren working really hard)

- Domestic Fun (c) - Ernest Tomlinson (fly takes off)

- The Sovereign's March - Barrie Hingley (Ren gets winged)

- Tales of Mystery - Richard Myhill ("I'll let you in on a little secret.")

- Spiralling Up - Dick Walter (Ren grabs Stimpy and runs off)

- Finders Creepers - Paddy Kingsland; Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (at the giant)

- Finders Creepers - Paddy Kingsland ("Stay here, and keep quiet.")

- Timpani - Rolls (c) - Gary Kettel (Ren lifts his pickaxe)

- Finders Creepers - Paddy Kingsland ("How's it going, Ren?")

- Orchestral Ending (d) - Dick Walter ("Yippee!")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Mountain Story Bridge J - Gregor Narholz (giant wakes up)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (giant grabs Ren)

- A Fairy Tale - Raduz and Mahulena Op 16 - 4) Allegro Appassionato - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Ren's beat up by the giant)

- Mountain Story Bridge J - Gregor Narholz (giant finishes beating up Ren)

- Sad Occasion 2 - John Fox ("Ren? Are you okay?")

- Brass Flourish (j) - Barrie Hingley ("I feel great!")

- Lute Air - Richard Myhill (establishing shot of the village)

- Timpani - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel; The King's Coronation - Barrie Hingley (Ren walks into town with the gold)

- Saucy - Andrew Findon (Stimpy skips past throwing leaves)

- Timpani - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel; The King's Coronation - Barrie Hingley (Ren instated as king)

- Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel (Ren inhales)

- The Sovereign's March - Barrie Hingley ("I, your king, do hereby proclaim, that...")

- Tiptoe Through the Tubas - Sam Fonteyn (Ren runs into the bathroom)

- Thats That - Sam Fonteyn (Stimpy grabs the book)

- Mild and Bitter - John Fiddy, Otto Sieben ("Uh, goodbye, folks.")

Aloha Hoek:

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Beautiful Isles of Hawaii - George Elliott (title card)

- Minitake 120 F-J - Gerhard Narholz ("Oh yeah, I forgot.")

- Hawaiian Link (b) - Richard Myhill ("We're on dry land at last.")

- Asrael 2) Andante - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Stimpy says they should seek shelter)

- Dramatic Cue (e) - Ronald Hanmer ("There's no time to lose!")

- Desperate Dilemma - Dick Walter; Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel ("I'm buildin', I'm buildin'!")

- Honolulu Hula Band - George Elliott (in the sand house)

- South Sea Island Lullaby - George Elliott (that night...)

- Environmental Crisis - Gregor Narholz (the sand house is destroyed)

- Bass Effects - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy poke their heads out of the sand)

- Timpani - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel (Ren's mad)

- The Beast Within - Paddy Kingsland; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel ("Why didn't you use waterproof sand, GENIUS?!")

- ? (Ren storms off)

- Psychogram E - Mladen Franko; Red Danger - Simon Benson (Ren screams)

- Hawaiian Link (b) - Richard Myhill (Stimpy calms Ren)

- Honolulu Hula Band - George Elliott (Ren and Stimpy check out the whale carcass)

- Honolulu March - Hans Haider (Stimpy runs up with "food")

- Hallelujah Chorus from the Messiah - George Handel (wave crashes down)

- Static Link M - Gregor Narholz (camera zooms in on the carcass)

- Lifeblood A - Mladen Franko ("But Ren... the worms are RISING!")

- Lifeblood E - Mladen Franko (Ren throws Stimpy out)

- Armed Attack - Jean Clero ("Go on! Go rot in the jungle!")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (Stimpy runs through the jungle)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; O Makalapua B - Kapono Beamer (Stimpy finds a village)

- Moloka'i Nui B - Kapono Beamer (Stimpy's accepted by the villager)

- Stack of Leis - Kapono Beamer (Ren in the whale stomach)

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (villager at the door)

- Moloka'i Nui B - Kapono Beamer ("I guess you don't want to come to the luau.")

- Static Link A - Gregor Narholz ("Poor Stimpy...")

- Disorientated A - Mladen Franko ("I killed my best friend! I deserve to die!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Beautiful Isles of Hawaii - George Elliott ("We have prepared a feast for you.")

- Hawaii in Beat - Peter Poll (crab family comes home)

- Orchestral Climax 10 - Gregor Narholz (crab dad yelps)

- Timpani - Rolls (c) - Gary Kettel ("Somebody rearranged the guts!")

- Cold Sweat - John Scott ("Someone's been wearing my favorite negligee!")

- Nit Pickin' (a) - Mitch Dalton ("And the big cry baby got tear stains on my country record.")

- Inferno - Fredric Bayco ("Where is he? Why I'll murder the bum.")

- Impressions of India I - Victor Cavini ("What IS it?")

- Honolulu March - Hans Haider ("Why, it's dinner!")

- Timpani - Rolls (c) - Gary Kettel (crab dad orders Ren to get to work)

- The Grandfather from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site]; Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (Ren being dragged by the fly)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson ("Flys can fly!")

- The King's Fanfare - Laurie Johnson ("Well fly, this is it!")

- Ride of the Valkyries - Richard Wagner (Ren riding the fly)

- Beethoven: The Moonlight Sonata - Lee Ashley [OGM] (fly carries a "dead" Ren to shore)

- Poetic Love Theme B - Mladen Franko ("He... was my... friend!")

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford (Ren and Stimpy take off their masks)

- Kalinka A - Igor Tuhmanov (Ren and Stimpy are revealed to be Soviet spies)

- Song of the Volga Boatmen B - Igor Tuhmanov (Russian sub arrives)

- Kalinka A - Igor Tuhmanov (spies leave)

- Hawaii in Beat - Peter Poll (the crab family roasting over a fire)

Double Header / The Scotsman in Space

Double Header:

- Suspended Hit (d) - Gary Kettel; Blackpool Lament - Len Ranle (title card)

- Walking Bass - Richard Myhill (opening)

- Drama Link (i) - Hubert Clifford ("Farther!")

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter; In the Void - Dave Rogers, Paul Shaw [CPM] ("That's as far as she goes.")

- Irish Washer Woman - Clive Richardson ("Let's go.")

- Uneasy Atmosphere (a) - Keith Mansfield; Suspended Hit (d) - Gary Kettel ("Oh no, it's not we, it's you!")

- Heartstrings - Dick Walter (Ren abandons Stimpy)

- Happy Holiday - Erik Markman [OGM] (Ren walks away, chuckling)

- Heartstrings - Dick Walter (Stimpy pleads with Ren not to leave him)

- Dream Dissolve - Dick Walter (zoom in on Ren)

- Encirclement - Jean Clero (flashbacks of past episodes)

- Dream Dissolve - Dick Walter (flashbacks end)

- Heartstrings - Dick Walter ("BUT I LOVE YOU!")

- Moon Journey: The Launching - Frank Talley [Capitol Records] (bus slams on the brakes)

- Static Time - John Scott (bus hits Ren and Stimpy)

- Timpani - Rolls (k) - Gary Kettel ("Someone get a plastic bag!")

- Suspended Hit (e) - Gary Kettel; Praga - Symphonic Poem Op 26 - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy's imprints on the bus)

- Unease - Dick Walter (Ren wakes up during surgery)

- Orchestral Link 12 - Mike Sunderland (Ren and Stimpy wake up; doctor describes results)

- Orchestral Link 6 - Mike Sunderland; Orchestral Slide (a) - Gary Kettel (extra parts shown)

- Poetic Love Theme E - Mladen Franko ("The important thing is, you are alive, und you have each other!")

- Wargames Linking Section (a) - Keith Mansfield; Shock Discord [#82.01] - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren wipes sweat from his forehead)

- Voodoo Victim - Gilbert Vinter (in the cab)

- Wargames Link (a) - Keith Mansfield (Ren and Stimpy are on the same body)

- Model Girl - Gary Hughes (Stimpy wakes up)

- News Flash - Sam Fonteyn (news on TV)

- Showtime Fill (a); Flexitone - Gary Kettel (both played at the same time, when Stimpy changes the channel to "Stomper Room")

- Fun Chase - Henryk Kuzniak (Stimpy stomping)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden ("SUNDAY?!")

- Static Link H - Gregor Narholz (Ren thinks)

- Finders Creepers - Paddy Kingsland (Ren/Stimpy sneaking into work)

- Shock/Stormy - Ib Glindemann [OGM] (boss is here)

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco (boss chews Ren/Stimpy out)

- Shock/Stormy - Ib Glindemann [OGM] ("Don't patronize me, Hoek!")

- Powerhouse - Raymond Scott (Ren/Stimpy at work)

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel ("Hey hey hey! Stand back!")

- Minitake 15 A-E - Gerhard Narholz (Stimpy smiles)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson (Stimpy nervously looks at the lever)

- Terror - Alan Braden (Stimpy pulls the lever)

- Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede ("RED LIGHT!")

- War Clouds - Gary Kettel (after the explosion)

- Powercrash - John Fox; Timpattern [#51.4] - Sammy Burdson (boss approaches Ren/Stimpy)

- Wargames Linking Section (h) - Keith Mansfield (Ren/Stimpy fired)

- Uneasy Atmosphere (a) - Keith Mansfield ("There's only one place for YOUR kind!")

- Fairground Organ - Len Ranle (at the carnival)

- Static Link K - Gregor Narholz (conjoined fetus twin)

- Dissonance - Dick Walter (Ren/Stimpy barfs)

- Fairground Organ - Len Ranle ("You guys look like a couple of geeks to me!")

- Blackpool Lament - Len Ranle (Ren/Stimpy's act)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren bites the head off the chicken)

- Entry of the Gladiators - George Wilson [CPM] (crowd cheers)

- Weird-Eerie (ZR-91C) - George Hormel [Capitol Records] (Ren looks around at the freaks)

- Locked - Will Thomson, Trevor Nightingale [CPM] (Ren looks at Stimpy)

- Eerie [#43.01] - David Farnon [CPM] (Stimpy eating)

- Discordant - David Farnon [CPM] ("FREEEEEEAK?")

- Locked - Will Thomson, Trevor Nightingale [CPM]; Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede ("Freak" echoes through Ren's head)

- Locked - Will Thomson, Trevor Nightingale [CPM]; Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel ("I'm no freak!")

- Weird-Eerie (ZR-91C) - George Hormel [Capitol Records] ("I'm just your average guy.")

- Locked - Will Thomson, Trevor Nightingale [CPM] ("Freaking out?")

- Discordant - David Farnon [CPM] ("I'M freaking out?!?")

- Bass Drum (b) - Gary Kettel (other freaks look at Ren)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Locked - Will Thomson, Trevor Nightingale [CPM] (Stimpy slaps Ren)

- Death and Mourning - Gerhard Trede (Stimpy lectures Ren)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz ("What a freak accident!")

- Orchestral Link 12 - Mike Sunderland (doctor gives summary)

- Orchestral Climax 9 - Gregor Narholz (Ren's sewed on Stimpy's butt)

- Wo Die Zitronen Bluh'n, Walzer Op. 364 - Johann Strauss I ("But the important thing is, you're alive, und you have each other.")

The Scotsman in Space:

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Slow Evolution (a) - Bill Connor (title card)

- Eerie Emotional (PG-190C) - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (pan over opening credits)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz (Ren narrates)

- Action Cut A - Gregor Narholz; Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz ("And I grow tired...")

- Slow Evolution (a) - Bill Connor ("See what, Ren?")

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (Stimpy consoles Ren)

- Dangerous F - Mladen Franko (Ren narrates in his head)

- Eerie Tension B - Gregor Narholz (shadowy figure seen by Ren)

- War Clouds - Gary Kettel ("Oh yes, I did see it, Ren.")

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer ("Don't you patronize me!")

- On Fire - Gregor Narholz ("I'll... lick this fly!")

- Fear of the Unknown (b) - Bill Connor (shadowy figure appears again)

- Also Sprach Zarathustra. Op. 30 - Karl Boehm, Richard Strauss (it's the Scotsman)

- Dance of Hours: Theme 1 - Amilcare Ponchielli (Stimpy checks the guide)

- National Anthem of New Zealand A - Alfred Kluten, John Woods (Scotsman enters spaceship)

- Showtime Fill (e), (g) - Gary Kettel ("We'll need our universal translators!")

- Gewaltiges, Positives Ereignis - Gerhard Trede [AKA Triumph and Liberty] (Ren and Stimpy put on translators)

- Main Street - Alec Gould (Stimpy speaking gibberish)

- Scotland the Brave / The Rowan Tree - Rab Mathieson [CPM] (Scottish drum roll)

- Loch Lomond - David Duncan [CPM] ("I want my sheep!")

- Crepe Suzette - Cyril Watters (Scotsman is served haggis)

- Symphony #6 "Pastoral" Movement 4 - Ludwig Beethoven (Scotsman goes nuts)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren grabs the Scotsman)

- National Anthem of USSR - Arnold Rezler [removed from APM site] (Ren talks about respect)

- Travellin' On (b) - Graham Preskett ("Dissection!")

- Where Danger Lurks - Ronald Hanmer (beginning of dissection)

- Donizetti: Overture to "Don Pasquale" - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("Grapefruit spoon!")

- Where Danger Lurks - Ronald Hanmer (Scotsman's teeth and removing coin purse)

- Praga - Symphonic Poem Op 26 - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Scotsman awakes from surgery)

- Glissando (b) - Richard Myhill, Skaila Kanga; Point of Departure J - Gregor Narholz ("Me sheepies!")

- My Love She's But a Lassie Yet / The Girl I Left Behind Me / In the Back O Benachie / Miss Forbes Farewell to Banff - Bobby Forsyth [CPM] (Scotsman skips with Ren and Stimpy)

- The Ninety-Third's Farewell to Parkhurst - Rab Mathieson [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy eating grass)

- Bonnie Dundee / The Banks of the Allan / Jackson's Jig - Bobby Forsyth [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy are shaved)

- Crepe Suzette - Cyril Watters (eating breakfast)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Night Butcher - Richard Harvey ("Now you've gone and done it!")

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel ("You've overcooked me eggs!")

- Drug Addiction - John Fox; Set to Pounce - David Farnon [CPM] (Scotsman goes nuts)

- The Ninety-Third's Farewell to Parkhurst - Rab Mathieson [CPM] ("I guess your eggs were too much for him.")

- War Lords - Robert Cornford ("What is it, cap'n?")

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer (coin purse shakes)

- Herold: Zampa Overture - Lee Ashley [OGM] (coin purse opens)

- Funiculi' Funicula' - Luigi Denza, Sergio Ferraresi (genie)

- Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel (plays before Ren makes his wish)

- This Way Out - Robert Sharples ("I'm happy for the first time ever!")

- The Western Front - Richard Myhill ("Can I have a wish?")

- Flute Link (f) - Richard Myhill ("Joy!")

- Good Hopes - Mladen Franko (Stimpy makes a wish)

- Kyrie - Roman Zajaczek (Ren and Stimpy floating in space)

- Tchaikovsky: March from "The Nutcracker Suite" - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("What are ya?")