Ol' Blue Nose / Stupid Sidekick Union

Ol' Blue Nose:

- Jive at Five - Chris Walden (title card)

- Mambo Da Capo - Gerhard Narholz (Louis Lungbubble Show)

- Marking Time; Marking Time Submix - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy looks annoyed)

- Hi-Hat [#10.01] - Derek Holt, Gary Moberley [CPM] (Stimpy digging in his nose)

- Marking Time Submix - Laurie Johnson; Seat of Kings Alt. End - Sam Fonteyn (Stimpy gets change out of his nose)

- Big Band Billboard #3 (1950's) - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] (Stimpy inserts the coin)

- Count the Stars - Chris Walden (show's back on)

- Roll Up Waltz - Andrew Hall [CPM] (more of the show)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (shot of woman in front of target)

- Snare Drum - Rolls (e) - Gary Kettel (man trying to aim the comb)

- Sirens of Andromeda - Dave Rogers, Paul Shaw [CPM] (shot of man's point of view)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (man prepares to throw the comb)

- Left Foot Forward - Graham Preskett (Stimpy goes up to Ren)

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco (Ren opens Stimpy's nose)

- Symphony No.4 In F-Minor Op.36 @ - Finale:Allegro Con Fuoco - Peter Tchaikovsky ("Because of you, we're gonna starve to death in a bus station!!!")

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Timpani Effects [#30] - Sammy Burdson (Ren hits Stimpy's nose)

- That's Why My Stomach Gets a Cramp - Shawn Patterson, Vince Calandra, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge [Frank Sinatra song parody]

- Phlegm-Encrusted Hanky - Shawn Patterson, Vince Calandra, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge [Frank Sinatra song parody]

- Come Fry with Me - Shawn Patterson, Vince Calandra, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge [Frank Sinatra song parody]

- Thelonius - John Horler [CPM] ("REN!")

- Dalibor Act Three Scene 4 - Bedrich Smetana, George Wilson [CPM]; Hopi Gourd Rattle 1 - Louis Mofsie (opera music when Stimpy's underwear is shown)

- Point of Departure L - Gregor Narholz ("Pee-yew, man!")

- Orchestral Climax 8 - Gregor Narholz ("Here's your pasta, big shot!")

- Drama Link (c) - Hubert Clifford ("Not anymore, fat boy!")

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (plays over the last note of "Drama Link (c)")

- Old Comrades - George Wilson [CPM] (monkey telegram at the door)

- My Everything - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (Ren reads the telegram)

- Little Jug - Ib Glindemann [CPM] ("We've reached the big time!")

- Snare Drum - Rolls (e) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy reads the telegram)

- Easy Does It - Ib Glindemann [CPM] ("Oh joy!")

- Cue the Action! (a) - Dick Walter (exterior of skyscraper)

- Solo Effects 40 - David Bell (Stimpy in dressing room)

- Terror - Alan Braden; Timpani - Rolls (i) - Gary Kettel (sting)

- Timpani - Rolls (c) - Gary Kettel; Mental Torment - John Fox ("Ren! I'm missing my diamond encrusted ivory shoehorn!")

- Asrael 2) Andante - Joseph Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Stimpy taps Ren's shoulder)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel ("Oh no ya don't!")

- Inferno - Fredric Bayco ("I made you what you are!")

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren hits Stimpy's nose again)

- Short Roll [#14.5] - Eric Allen (Stimpy's dizzy)

- Dames and Daggers (a) - Dick Walter (Stimpy's nose quits)

- Into Battle Again / Main Theme - Jean Clero ("Ren! I can't go on looking like THIS!")

- Bell Plate Hit - Gary Kettel (Ren gets an idea)

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; Short Roll [#14.5] - Eric Allen; Distant Fjords (a) - Richard Myhill (Ren reveals a pickle jar)

- Mambo Da Capo - Gerhard Narholz (Ren pushes Stimpy out to the stage)

- Snare Drum - Rolls (e) - Gary Kettel (Louis Lungubble introducing Stimpy)

- Appearing Live (a) - Dick Walter ("Snotra!")

- Come Fry with Me - Shawn Patterson, Vince Calandra, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge [Frank Sinatra song parody]

- Phlegm-Encrusted Hanky - Shawn Patterson, Vince Calandra, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge [Frank Sinatra song parody]

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; Timpani Effects [#49] - Sammy Burdson (Louis Lungubble blocks Ren)

- Cold Sweat - John Scott ("Where do you think YOU'RE going?")

- Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel (Ren and Stimpy kicked out)

- Frank's in Town - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (Nosey is given contract)

- Hot Lips (a) - Richard Myhill (establishing shot of trailer)

- Frank's in Town - Ib Glindemann [CPM] ("Nosey!")

- Poetic Love Theme C - Mladen Franko (Nosey returns)

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("Nosey Nosey Nosey!")

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz ("So we burned it.")

- Woe is Me! - Richard Myhill ("Please take me back!")

- Funny Little Man - Wyn Henry (Stimpy takes Nosey back)

- Come Fry with Me - Shawn Patterson, Vince Calandra, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Ron Hauge (ending)

Stupid Sidekick Union:

- Final Triumph - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (title card)

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire (opening)

- Bell Plate Hit - Gary Kettel (Stimpy looks shocked)

- Foreboding - Richard Hill (Stimpy on the phone)

- Dramatic Cue (b) - Ronald Hanmer; Snare Drum - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel (Ren's about to hit Stimpy)

- Maproom - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy announces he's on a walkout)

- Orchestral Slide (c); Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy shows his union card)

- Slapstick Effects 26 - David Bell (Stimpy shows Ren the contract)

- Slapstick Effects 27, 5 - David Bell (Ren reads Stimpy's contract)

- Slapstick Effects 27 - David Bell ("And stop crying, you'll smear the crayon.")

- Bassoon Link (b) - Richard Myhill ("There, all signed!")

- Slapstick Effects 16 - David Bell ("That's studio property!")

- Orchestral Climax 4 - Gregor Narholz ("You'll be back!")

- Funeral March - Gary Kettel (Stimpy sticks out his tongue at Ren from outside)

- Slapstick Effects 65 - David Bell (Ren on the phone looking for scabs)

- Ho Ho Down - John Fiddy, Otto Sieben (Tex arrives)

- [original composition] (Ren & Tex Show)

- My Horse and I - Norman Warren (start of the new show)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Sax of Fun - David Farnon [CPM] (Tex acts crazy)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles ("Sssh!")

- Kentucky Rambler - Richard Gilks (Tex puts out Ren)

- Funeral March - Gary Kettel ("Awaken, brothers of stupidity!")

- Fingerpickin' - John Edmed, Vic Flick (Tex is thrown out)

- Slapstick Effects 65 - David Bell (Ren on the phone again)

- Domestic Fun (b) - Ernest Tomlinson (casting call sign)

- Funeral March - Gary Kettel ("Divided we stand, united we sit!")

- Main Street - Alec Gould (auditions)

- Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel ("Next!")

- Poet and Peasant-Overture - Franz Suppe [SONIA-0455] (baboon runs in)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (baboon on Ren's desk)

- Death In Battle A - Gregor Narholz ("Eh... you, uh, have any showbiz experience?")

- Silent Night - Curtis Schwartz (baboon holds up prop)

- Bleak Dawn - Richard Hill ("I'd love to give you the job, but you have to fit into this costume.")

- Blue Blood C - Gregor Narholz (Baboon smiles)

- Jungle Hop - Tom McGrath, Chris Reccardi, Scott Huml [original composition] (Ren and Baboon show)

- Annen-Polka Op.117 - Johann Strauss I (start of the new show)

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill; Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel ("Baboon?")

- Poet and Peasant-Overture - Franz Suppe [SONIA-0455] (baboon runs up)

- Bleak Dawn - Richard Hill; High Sustain - David Farnon [CPM] ("You've really made me angry this time.")

- Ominous - Eric Allen (shot of baboon drooling)

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer (Ren slaps the baboon)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer (baboon roars)

- Clarinet Quintet - 4th Movement - Wolfgang Mozart, Fiachra Trench (thespian auditions)

- Birth of a Nation (b) - Keith Mansfield ("I have performed Stimpy for the queen!")

- State of War - Keith Mansfield (burning Ren on a stick)

- Haydn: Andante Cantabile (Serenade) - Lee Ashley [OGM] (start of the new show)

- Wistful Lover - Ron Ronsted ("Well there's no place for actors in television!")

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel ("All right, everybody out!")

- Drug Addiction - John Fox ("I'll do the show myself!")

- Tearful Reunion - Stephen Bulla, Jeff Kidwell ("I'm your biggest fan!")

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (contract)

- Drug Addiction - John Fox ("Sure, I'll sign your book.")

- Battle Hymn of Republic (b) - Graham De Wilde ("Here ya go, little girl.")

- Report - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (headlines)

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire (back to the old show)

- Dog Pound Hop - Chris Reccardi, Jim Smith, Scott Huml, John Kricfalusi [original composition] (ending)