Lair of the Lummox

Cheesefist commercial:

- Dream Tunnels (a) - John Rea, Alan Reekie ("These old fashioned hors d'oeuvres just aren't cutting it!")

- Whose That! - Dick Walter ("And my boss is here tonight!")

- Trumpet Talk - Dick Walter ("I don't know what else to feed the guests!")

- Magical Effect (d) - Paddy Kingsland ("This situation needs the fist!", as well as when Chalky Cheesefist appears)

- Act One - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (Cheesefist introduces himself)

- Errol's Choice - Alan Hawkshaw (party guests)

- Magical Effect (d) - Paddy Kingsland ("Would anyone like some Cheesefist?")

- Errol's Choice - Alan Hawkshaw ("Mmm, it's so pasty!")

- Romantic Legend - Eric Swan ("My boy, you get a raise!")

- The Waiting Silence - Richard Harvey (kid looks around nervously)

- Jerry Cotton - Gerhard Trede (bullies appear)

- Magical Effect (d) - Paddy Kingsland ("Chalky Cheesefist!")

- Act One - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (bullies eat Cheesefist)

- Cheesefist Conga - Brian Mendelsohn [original composition] ("...For when one Cheesefist isn't enough!")

- Society Ball - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (grocery store)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson (drum roll)

- Magical Effect (d) - Paddy Kingsland ("I've got your Cheesefist right here!")

- Gay Time - Alan Perry (kids eat Cheesefist)

- Happy Holiday - Anthony Spurgin (iris out)

Lair of the Lummox:

- March of the Astronauts - Cedric Palmer (title card)

- Scenic Action [#1] - John Fox ("Untamed World" titles)

- Drama Shock (g) - Richard Harvey (slug on Ren's back)

- Grieg: Anitra's Dance from "Peer Gynt" (Waltz) - Lee Ashley [OGM] (diagram of lummox)

- Nautical Trilogy Part One - Robert Farnon [CPM] (map)

- Gyil Dance - Guy Warren (Ren and Stimpy on foot on the island)

- Talking Drums - Guy Warren ("On and on we trek...")

- The March of the Ants - Sidney Crooke (Stimpy tracks)

- Smouldering Fury (a) - Trevor Duncan (Stimpy finds a clue)

- Where Danger Lurks - Ronald Hanmer (Ren and Stimpy crawling in the shadows)

- Poetic Love Theme A, B - Mladen Franko (lummox revealed)

- War Statement 2 - Laurie Johnson ("We mustn't let our pitiful human emotions overwhelm us.")

- The Sleeper Awakens - Richard Harvey (Ren tells the audience they must remain quiet)

- Police Car Chase - Jack Beaver (lummox startled)

- Barber of Seville Overture - Gioacchino Rossini (lummox picks his nose and scratches his butt)

- Viva Mexico - Keith Mansfield (Stimpy scratches his butt)

- Slow Sax - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (lummox combs his hair with meat)

- Fly by Night - Montague Ewing ("And now, for dessert.")

- Dramatic Event - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (lummox gets mad)

- Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede ("Quick, drink this bucket of lard!")

- Super-Mart - William E. McRae [Capitol Records] ("Cousins!")

- Togetherness - Erik Markman [OGM] (lummox bonding rituals)

- Rossini: Morning from "William Tell" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (morning)

- Rossini: Overture from "The Thieving Magpie," Part II - Lee Ashley [OGM] (another lummox)

- Romeo & Juliet Overture - Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (male chosen by female)

- Bits and Pieces - Ronald Hanmer (other lummox angry)

- Maniac Pursuit - Trevor Duncan (showdown)

- The Hurry Up - Kenny Graham (pen shot off lummox belly)

- Inferno - Fredric Bayco (alphabet burping begins)

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco ("He's ready.")

- Hail to the Chief - Graham De Wilde (burping contest ends)

- Drama Link (o) - Hubert Clifford (defeated lummox walks away)

- Hot Club 30 - Don Harper (woman takes winner man away)

- Scenic Action [#1] - John Fox (the end of the show)

- The Ascendant (d) - Richard Harvey (ending)

Chicken in a Drawer commercial:

- Two Old Timers - Allan Gunn (opening)

- Cabbage Cooking - Roy Henley (the family feuds)

- Poppin' Around - Bruce Campbell (salesman appears)

- The Kill - Brian Beamish, Garry Hardman (extra surly chicken)

- Poppin' Around - Bruce Campbell (extra mashed chicken)

- Casbah Nights - George Fenton, John Leach (Dance of 1,000 Chickens)

- Poppin' Around - Bruce Campbell (ending)

Eat My Cookies / Ren's Bitter Half

Eat My Cookies:

- The Swinging Parade - Alan Moorhouse (title card)

- The Toy Trumpet - Raymond Scott (opening at boot camp)

- A Furtive Affair 59 - Dick Walter (scoutmaster introduced)

- Music for Percussion (8 to 13) - Laurie Johnson ("Ya gotta earn some BADGES!")

- War Statement 8 - Laurie Johnson (drum roll)

- Springtime for Lovers - Len Stevens (Stimpy describing selling cookies)

- Horror Chords (a) - Paddy Kingsland ("...Till midnight to sell all them cookies.")

- The Toy Trumpet - Raymond Scott (Ren slaps Stimpy)

- Blue Harmonica - Paul Lenart, Richard Rosenblatt (Ren and Stimpy in the desert)

- Static Time - John Scott (Ren and Stimpy are waiting for a customer)

- The Sleeper Awakens - Richard Harvey (Stimpy's hungry)

- Dramatic Impact 2 - Ivor Slaney ("Oh no, Ren!")

- Pomp and Circumstance March #1 - Edward Elgar, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy starts to make a speech)

- Cradle Song (Brahms' Lullaby) - Johannes Brahms, Fiachra Trench (Ren and Stimpy are full)

- In the Streets - Gerhard Trede (a limo approaches)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles (a guy's head comes out of the limo)

- Trafficscape - Eric Winstone (Ren is about to sell them but Stimpy opens his mouth)

- Colour Bridges (4 1-7) - Sidney Kay ("Here, pig boy, gnaw on this!")

- Moving Target - Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi (guy is eating the cactuses)

- Trafficscape - Eric Winstone (guy in limo leaves)

- Barrelhouse Stomp (a) - Jonathan Starkey (card game)

- Ein Montag Im November - Gerhard Trede [not on APM site] (Ren leaves the card game)

- A Furtive Affair 59 - Dick Walter ("I know the funnest badge of 'em all.")

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford (snipe hunting badge)

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter (Stimpy is mesmerized by the snipe concept)

- A Furtive Affair 59 - Dick Walter (scoutmaster leaves)

- Hunting the Hare - James Gourlay [CPM] (right before Ren is yelled at by Stimpy)

- Dramatic Impact 1 - Ivor Slaney ("I want that snipe badge!")

- Hunting the Hare - James Gourlay [CPM] (Stimpy leaves)

- A Furtive Affair 59 - Dick Walter (scoutmaster laughs)

- Reveille [arrangement by Charlie Brissette and Bob Camp] (pan down to camp)

- The Toy Trumpet - Raymond Scott (Ren's about to leave)

- Hunting the Hare - James Gourlay [CPM] ("I caught one, I caught one!")

- Weapons of War Link 1 - Richard Hill (snipe appears)

- Full Alert - John Scott (Ren's beat up by the snipe)

- Trumpet Call 1 - Sam Fonteyn (first merit badge earned)

- Pizzacato from Sylvia - Leo Delibes (girls are giving Stimpy some congrats)

- Drama Link (o) - Hubert Clifford (Ren feels dejected)

- A Furtive Affair 59 - Dick Walter (scoutmaster appears again)

- The Toy Trumpet - Raymond Scott (Stimpy reading book)

- Panic Patrol - Kenny Graham (Ren and Stimpy fall off the cliff)

- Trumpet Call 1 - Sam Fonteyn (merit badge earned)

- The Toy Trumpet - Raymond Scott (trying to earn more merit badges)

- Colour Bridges (2) - Sidney Kay (badger bites Ren)

- Drama Link (e) - Hubert Clifford (Ren's attacked by bears)

- Trumpet Call 1 - Sam Fonteyn (merit badge earned)

- Cowboy's Delight - Charlie Brissette [original composition based on "Bury Me Not on the Lone Prairie"] (campfire scene)

- Smouldering Fury (a) - Trevor Duncan (costumes taken off)

- The Toy Trumpet - Raymond Scott (ending)

Ren's Bitter Half:

- A Fairy Tale - Raduz and Mahulena Op 16 - 4) Allegro Appassionato - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (title card)

- Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford (opening)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden ("I've got thrice the hiney now!")

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson; Variete 3 - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Stimpy reveals the formula)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson ("Ren! Be careful with that!")

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer (Ren shakes formula)

- A Fairy Tale - Raduz and Mahulena Op 16 - 4) Allegro Appassionato - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (formula spills on Ren)

- Drama Link (f), (d) - Hubert Clifford (Ren reacts to the formula)

- NNight on Bare Mountain - Modest Mussorgsky (Ren splits in half)

- 1945 Adagio Funebre (aus Ein Leben) - Gerhard Trede ("Ye gods! Ren's been split into his two opposite halves!")

- Trombone Link (b) - Richard Myhill ("...and his indifferent side!")

- Spindlelegs - Cedric Palmer (Stimpy's happy)

- Descriptive Items 8 - John Fox (Stimpy and the two Rens on the couch)

- Mud - Ron Aspery ("Ren, wouldn't you like to stop hitting Ren, and watch the cartoon?")

- Spindlelegs - Cedric Palmer (Evil Ren throws TV)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles (Evil Ren laughs)

- Haydn: Symphony No. 94, 1st Movement (Surprise) - Lee Ashley [OGM] (girl scout)

- Whodunnit? - Steve Race (Evil Ren's about to plug in the TV)

- Questions - John Scott (Evil Ren laughs)

- Fashion on Parade - Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy and Apathy Ren take a walk)

- Whodunnit? - Steve Race (Evil Ren barracades the door)

- Static Link D - Gregor Narholz (12 hours later...)

- Fashion on Parade - Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy and Apathy Ren enter the house)

- Static Link A - Gregor Narholz ("Oh Evil Ren...?")

- Colour Bridges (3) - Sidney Kay ("What's this stuff?")

- Bassoon Link (b) - Richard Myhill (Stimpy's record melts)

- Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford ("Mousy!")

- Light Eerie - George Hormel [Capitol Records] [AKA Light Underscore (ZR-49)] ("Careful, Ren!")

- Horror Chords (c) - Paddy Kingsland (Ren holds the litter)

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Stimpy screams)

- Dangerous A - Mladen Franko (Ren dumps the litter)

- Brickbats (1-8); Brickbat (Build-Up) - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy's tied up)

- Woodland Scene - John Fox ("You and Deadpan Ren need each other!")

- 1936 Largo (aus Ein Leben) - Gerhard Trede ("Let me help put you back together.")

- Sweet Air A - Mladen Franko ("I've seen a part of myself no man should ever see.")

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson ("I LIIIKE IT!")

- Approaching Evil - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] (Ren dumps more formula on himself)

- Power Master - Jack Beaver ("But what if there were two evil Rens?")

- 1945 Adagio Funebre (aus Ein Leben) - Gerhard Trede (Ren's split again)

- Trombone Slides - Dick Walter (Evil Ren and Hideously Evil Ren hook up)

- Sunday Service (b) - Peter Lea-Cox (wedding)

- National Anthem of France A - Alfred Kluten, Claude Rouget de Lisle (Evil Ren and Hideously Evil Ren drive off)

- Poetic Love Theme B - Mladen Franko (ending)

Hard Times for Haggis

Hard Times for Haggis:

- Dorinda Mc Clure - Douglas Pincock; Scotch Wrap - Chris Reccardi [original composition] (title card)

- Blue Hills - Ronald Hanmer (opening)

- Longing for Home - David Bell (Haggis's wall of accomplishments)

- Clock and Bass Suspense - Chris Reccardi [original composition]; From the Cockpit - Garry Hardman (Haggis sits waiting for his show to start)

- Sunshine Patrol - Tom Elliot [OGM] (Haggis turns on the TV)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson ("And now, boys and girls!")

- Scotsman Show Theme - Chris Reccardi [original composition] (The Scotsman titles)

- Showtime Fill (c) - Gary Kettel ("And here's Haggis in this week's episode...")

- Big Show Theme - Robert Sharples ("The Scotsman Beats His Dog!")

- Showtime (a) - Robert Sharples (Haggis laughs at his show)

- The Saucy Postcard - Richard Myhill (stupid butler)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson ("Who's the funniest cartoon on TV, huh?!")

- Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel ("Duh... Rodney and Boo-winky?")

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford (The Scotsman is cancelled)

- Dog Pound Hop - Chris Reccardi, Jim Smith, Scott Huml, John Kricfalusi [original composition] (R&S on TV)

- News Flash - Sam Fonteyn (news program)

- Saw Theme - W Trytel (space program)

- Star Parade - Tony Kinsey (Stimpy advertising shaving cream)

- Symphony #6 "Pastoral" Movement 4 - Ludwig Beethoven (Haggis yells)

- Weapons of War Link 1 - Richard Hill ("They'll rue the day they crossed Haggis MacHaggis!")

- Conflict Link 1 - Richard Hill (Haggis runs down the stairs)

- Hawaiian Flower - Jon Jelmer (Ren and Stimpy appear at the mansion)

- Be Cool (b) - Benny Carter (salesman throws Haggis out)

- Disaster - Bruce Campbell (Haggis pounds on the front door)

- Fond Memories of Portree - David Bell ("Now you've gone and done it! You've made me cry!")

- Radar Room - Sam Fonteyn ("I've got to think of a solution!")

- Gay Time - Alan Perry ("I shall return!")

- Into the City - Chris Reccardi [original composition] (far shot of Haggis heading for town)

- Haggis Walk - Chris Reccardi [original composition] (Haggis walking into town, muttering angrily)

- Fly by Night - Montague Ewing (Haggis runs up to the crowd)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (Haggis is shocked to see it's Ren & Stimpy they're watching)

- Panic Patrol - Kenny Graham (Haggis tries to cover the TVs)

- Fire (JB-28) - William Loose, Jack Cookerly [Capitol Records] (Haggis sees Ren and Stimpy everywhere)

- Sublime Ghost - William Loose, John Seely [Capitol Records] (Haggis sees Ren and Stimpy in the clouds)

- Poppin' Around - Bruce Campbell ("Hey mister, look what I got!")

- Largo Op.28 E-Minor - Helmuth Brandenburg, Frederic Chopin (Haggis walking in the park)

- Luck 'o the Irish - Richard Myhill (old lady feeding the birds)

- Valse Aux Champs-Elysees - Daniel Jean-Jeannin (Haggis eating the bird seed)

- Zelle 503 - Gerhard Trede (Haggis coughing up the bird seed)

- Valse Aux Champs-Elysees - Daniel Jean-Jeannin (Haggis is beat up)

- Mozart: Minuet - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy enjoying the mansion)

- Vivaldi: Spring "The Four Seasons" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy at dinner)

- Late Night Life - Erik Markman [OGM] (Haggis at the toy store window)

- Voodoo Victim - Gilbert Vinter (a mysterious person buys the Haggis doll)

- Smouldering Fury (a) - Trevor Duncan (mysterious person goes into the alley)

- Very End - Sam Fonteyn (the mysterious person is Whacky)

- Polovtsian Dances from Prince Igor - Stranger In Paradise 1 - Aleksandre Borodin [removed from APM site] (memories)

- Poet and Peasant-Overture - Franz Suppe [SONIA-0455] (dog gets a crazed look)

- Balloch House Waltz - Douglas Pincock (closeup of Whacky's eyes)

- Cataclysm - Maurice Jarre (Whacky beats up the doll)

- Dangerous D, C - Mladen Franko (Haggis screams and runs into the street)

- Symphony #6 "Pastoral" Movement 4 - Ludwig Beethoven; Bridge Over Water - Chris Reccardi [original composition] (Haggis at the bridge)

- Psycho Bass - Chris Reccardi [original composition]; Erotic Nightmare - William Farran ("I'll just END IT ALL!")

- Dramatic M.T. (PG-183) - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (wind blows)

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham (ad blows onto Haggis's face)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson (drum roll)

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham (CHEAP!!!)

- Gay Activity - Clive Richardson ("I'll have me revenge at last!")

- Workaday World - Jack Beaver ("They'll be sorry!")

- Kommissar Maigret - Gerhard Trede (Rent a Thug)

- Hit and Run - Ralph Dollimore (Haggis driving in the car with his thugs)

- Curtain-Raiser - Alan Braden (opening night of a new R&S episode)

- Hit and Run - Ralph Dollimore (Haggis enters the studio)

- Act One - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (Ren and Stimpy getting make-up applied)

- Uppers and Downers (2) - Kenny Graham (Ren and Stimpy are beat up by the thugs)

- Stirring Drums of the Highlands - John Fox (everyone's tied up)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson ("And now, laddies and gentlewomen!")

- Americano-Latino - Erik Markman [OGM] (Ben and Stumpy main titles)

- Country Music #1 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (guitar music during Ben & Stumpy)

- Take a Bow 2 - David Lindup (end of show)

- I.T.M.A. - Michael North (show was a success)

- Dramatic - Robert Mersey [Capitol Records] [AKA Goldfinger - David Morse [CPM]] ("What are you doing here? I fired your butt!")

- Romance at Midnight - Johnny Pearson (Ben and Stumpy in the limo)

- Showtime #6 - Neil Amsterdam [OGM] (Ren, Stimpy, and Haggis under a bridge)

Dog Water commercial:

- Beethoven: Minuet - Lee Ashley [OGM] (opening)

- Handel: Water Music - Lee Ashley [OGM] (dog water introduced)

- Musette Madeleine - Roland Kovac (man pops the question)

- Valse Moderne - George Fenton, John Leach (couple drinks dog water)

- Handel: Water Music - Lee Ashley [OGM] (ending)

Jerry the Bellybutton Elf / Road Apples

Jerry the Bellybutton Elf:

- Tom Fool - Van Phillips (title card)

- Rossini: Overture from "The Thieving Magpie," Part II - Lee Ashley [OGM] (opening)

- Face at the Window - Dick Walter ("Stimpy! Are you playing with your bellybutton again?")

- Rossini: Overture from "The Thieving Magpie," Part II - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy plays with his belly button some more)

- Drama Link (j) - Hubert Clifford (Ren warns Stimpy to stop)

- Cartoon Chord - Dick Walter (sting at end of scene)

- Grieg: In the Hall of the Mountain King from "Peer Gynt" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (volcano erupting from belly button)

- Erotic Nightmare - William Farran ("Pencil...")

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco (Ren walks out to Stimpy in the middle of the night)

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer ("You're playing with fire, and you're going to get burned!")

- Dramatic Cue (a) - Ronald Hanmer (Ren walks away)

- Strange Terrains (a) - Paddy Kingsland (bellybutton radio dial)

- Climb Inside My World - Masters of Reality [original composition] (Stimpy enters his bellybutton)

- Tom Fool - Van Phillips (Jerry introduced)

- Rossini: Morning from "William Tell" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (the next morning...)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter ("Stimpy!")

- Symphony #6 "Pathetique" 1st Mvt. - Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (Ren cries)

- Happy-Go-Lively - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy doing chores)

- Sabre Dance - George Wilson, Aram Khachaturian [CPM; not on Warner/Chappell site] ("Dinner! I want my dinner!")

- Pomp and Circumstance March #1 - Edward Elgar, Fiachra Trench (Jerry gives a toast)

- Investiture - Bruce Campbell (end of the toast)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson ("I HATE LINT LOAF!")

- Escape - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Jerry chases Stimpy)

- Catfish Row (Link) - Benny Carter (Muddy's new wife)

- Escape - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Stimpy chased by Jerry)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson (Jerry tears his skin off)

- Praga - Symphonic Poem Op 26 - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Jerry grows in size)

- Symphony #6 "Pastoral" Movement 4 - Ludwig Beethoven ("And today, I feed.")

- Surfin' Fun - Grahame Maclean, Barry Ryder (the party)

- Symphony #6 "Pastoral" Movement 4 - Ludwig Beethoven (Ren and Stimpy held by Jerry)

- Surfin' Fun - Grahame Maclean, Barry Ryder (back to the party)

- Turn the Screw - Paul Gerard (Muddy's wife eats the bellybutton)

- Catfish Row - Benny Carter (Muddy's wife belches and giggles)

Road Apples:

- Nit Pickin' (a) - Mitch Dalton (title card)

- Fear 1 - Louis Clark (Ren and Stimpy crawling through the desert)

- Heavy Affliction - Cedric Palmer (Stimpy drags Ren)

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford (Stimpy drops Ren)

- Drama Link (l) - Hubert Clifford ("That's it! I can't take another step!")

- The Seven Veils - Steve Race (Stimpy's tongue feels the road)

- Voodoo Victim - Gilbert Vinter (oasis)

- Catfish Row (Link) - Benny Carter (Ren's vision of the oasis)

- In Jeopardy - Charlie Brissette [original composition] (Stimpy says he sees a road)

- Variete 2 - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch ("We're saved!")

- Beat Culture - Robert Ascot [OGM] (Stimpy describes an RV)

- Domestic Fun (b) - Ernest Tomlinson (vulture eating Ren)

- Gramercy Swing - Jean-Pierre Fabien, Martin Taylor (Stimpy pretends he's roadkill)

- Crepe Suzette - Cyril Watters (Mr. Pipe introduced)

- Workaday World - Jack Beaver (view of RV hitting all the mailboxes on the road)

- Casual Acquaintance - Paul Deveruex (Mr. Pipe gives a tour of the RV)

- Waltz Combo - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Ren and Stimpy at the dinner table)

- Brickbats (1-8) - Laurie Johnson (skunk milk)

- Drama Link (c) - Hubert Clifford (skunk milk placed in front of Stimpy)

- Le Jazz Hot - Jean-Pierre Fabien, Martin Taylor (Stimpy enjoys the skunk milk)

- Pizzacato from Sylvia - Leo Delibes (Stimpy makes Ren feel guilty for not drinking the skunk milk)

- Dramatic Impact 5 - Ivor Slaney (Ren drinks the skunk milk)

- St. Mortiz Sleigh Bells - Woolf Phillips (going outside for a walk)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles (Mr. Pipe tells story about phantom)

- Dramatic Impact 4 - Ivor Slaney (Wilbur Cobb introduced)

- The Cat from Peter and the Wolf; The Grandfather from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site] (Wilbur Cobb rambling as usual)

- Cradle Song - Johannes Brahms, Fiachra Trench (everyone's asleep except Ren)

- Inferno - Fredric Bayco (RV falls to the bottom of the lake)

- Aquamarine - Simon Benson [not on APM site] ("I think the animals need to go out and do their business.")

- St. Mortiz Sleigh Bells - Woolf Phillips ("I already wet the bed! Hahahaha!")

Ren's Retirement

Dog Water commercial:

- Beethoven: Minuet - Lee Ashley [OGM] (opening)

- Handel: Water Music - Lee Ashley [OGM] (dog water introduced)

- Musette Madeleine - Roland Kovac (man pops the question)

- Valse Moderne - George Fenton, John Leach (couple drinks dog water)

- Handel: Water Music - Lee Ashley [OGM] (ending)

Ren's Retirement:

- Dead March 2 - Frederic Chopin, Alfred Kluten [APM website incorrectly lists Gabriel Faure] (title card)

- Am Dorfbrunnen A - Otto Sieben (opening)

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (Ren's home)

- Rescue - Cecil Milner (Ren rescues old lady under bus)

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (old lady is smitten with Ren)

- For He's a Jolly Good Fellow - Trevor Thornton [CPM] (birthday cake)

- Dramatic Impact 6 - Ivor Slaney (Ren learns he's 70)

- Trombone Slides - Dick Walter (Stimpy eating birthday cake)

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer ("70 years old!")

- Links and Interjections (II - 1 -10) - Alan Braden ("There there now, dry those bloodshot eyes.")

- Our Mr Meredith - Eric Winstone (Stimpy comforts Ren)

- Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren's visibly older)

- Beethoven: Symphony No. 5, 1st Movement - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren looks at himself in the mirror)

- Hollywood Romance - Peter Yorke (Ren decides to retire)

- Folli the Foal - Andrew Fenner (Stimpy feeds Ren like a baby)

- To Death or Glory - Laurie Johnson (Ren thinks he's in a war)

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter; Preussens Gloria - Joseph Kanz, Gottfried Piefke (Ren thinks Stimpy is the kaiser)

- Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("For the boys who didn't make it!")

- Drama Link (k) - Hubert Clifford ("Right here! Finish it! A bullet in the brain!")

- Pleasant Sleep - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (Stimpy tucks Ren into bed)

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire (Ren and Stimpy playing golf)

- Drama Link (i) - Hubert Clifford (Haggis MacHaggis approaches)

- March for Jeanie - John Fox (Haggis MacHaggis stuffs golf clubs into Ren's mouth)

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire ("Well, Ren, what did I tell you?")

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (more golf)

- Heavenly Voices (b) - David Farnon (Ren looks into the sunset)

- Dramatic String Effects 3 - John Fox ("I'm with you, pal.")

- Softly She Sleeps - Cedric Palmer (pan over to Bali-Hai Mortuary)

- Dancing the Hula - Kapono Beamer (Bali-Hai Mortuary exterior)

- I.T.M.A. - Michael North (coffin salesman)

- Life or Death - Jack Beaver; Timpattern [#51.4] - Sammy Burdson (Kowalski appears)

- Kommissar Maigret - Gerhard Trede (description of cheapest coffin)

- Curtain-Raiser - Alan Braden (best coffin available)

- Longing for Home - David Bell (funeral)

- The Cat from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site] (Wilbur Cobb introduced)

- Funeral Music - Alfred Kluten [APM website incorrectly lists Gabriel Faure] ("Death... a subject I'M familiar with!")

- Workaday World - Jack Beaver (Stimpy joins Ren in the coffin)

- Mendelssohn: Funeral March from "Midsummer Night's Dream" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (pan of coffin)

- Tchaikovsky: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies from "The Nutcracker Suite" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (people dragging their butt on Ren's grave)

- Slow Sax - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (interior of coffin)

- Spindlelegs - Cedric Palmer (worm visitor at the door)

You Are What You Eat:

- Casual Acquaintance - Paul Deveruex (opening)

- Bliss - Alec Gould (girl sad)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson; Variete 1 - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Billy comes to life)

- Opening Fanfare - Eddy Warner ("I'm Billy the Beef Tallow Boy, that's true!")

- Gay Time - Alan Perry ("Now I have a REAL friend to play with!")

- You Are What You Eat - Lynne Naylor, Chris Reccardi [original composition]

- Act One - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] ("Well I see my work here is done!")

- Merry as a Grig - Van Phillips (doing CPR on dad)

Jimminy Lummox / Bass Masters

Jimminy Lummox:

- Side of Beef Song - Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp, Billy West [original composition] (title card)

- Busy Life - Cedric Palmer (opening with exterior shot of skyscraper)

- Drama Shock (e) - Richard Harvey ("Your mother sows my socks!")

- Blues for Oscar - John Horler [CPM] (chicken in fridge)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson ("I oughta pound you into the ground like a tent peg!")

- Blues for Oscar - John Horler [CPM] (end of scene)

- Strauss: Tales from the Vienna Woods (Waltz) - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren dumping beavers into the lake)

- Willy Nilly - Cyril Watters (Mr. Pipe at the faucet)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles ("Hmm, water looks a little heavy today.")

- Willy Nilly - Cyril Watters (Mr. Pipe drinks the bad water)

- Swimmingly (b) - Helene Muddiman (Ren sneaks up to the tree)

- Uppers and Downers (1) - Kenny Graham (Ren screams at the baby birds)

- Suspense Musical Saw - Johnny Hawksworth (the baby birds frightened)

- Bugle Calls - Jonathan Yates [CPM] (Stimpy watching TV)

- This Way Out - Robert Sharples (Stimpy sits on the tack)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (closeup of tack stuck in Stimpy's butt)

- Acredite Se Quiser - Vantoil Ferreira, Aristides Marques, Jorge Silva Da (Ren puts nitroglycerin on chair)

- Mad Scene Part 2 Act III Lucia - Gaetano Donizetti (Stimpy sits on nitroglycerin)

- Tiptoe Through the Tubas - Sam Fonteyn (Stimpy laughs)

- Wagner: Ride of the Valkyries - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy in bathtub)

- On Fire - Gregor Narholz (Ren dumps crabs in bathtub)

- Fully Fashioned - George French (Stimpy putting on fur)

- Scared Stiff - John Fox ("Ralph!")

- Elegy - Sam Fonteyn ("Oh my poor baby. Just relax, daddy'll make it better!")

- Cold Sweat - John Scott (Ren's face turns red)

- Human Advances A - Mladen Franko (choir)

- Side of Beef Song - Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp, Billy West [original composition] (Jimminy Lummox sings)

- Tchaikovsky: Love Theme from "Romeo and Juliet" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren reaches for his dentures in the morning)

- Drama Link (a) - Hubert Clifford ("My teeth! Give me those!")

- Drama Shock (b) - Richard Harvey (Ren with dirty dentures in his mouth)

- Side of Beef Song - Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp, Billy West [original composition] (Ren's hit with a wrench)

- Heavy Affliction - Cedric Palmer ("Must not get angry.")

- Links and Interjections (I - 1 - 12) - Alan Braden ("Oh no! Oh no! He didn't! He didn't!")

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson ("You! Why I oughta...")

- Saint-Saëns: Dance Macabre (Waltz) - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("Do you want to get me killed?")

- Psycho Bass - Chris Reccardi [original composition] ("Of course...")

- The Waiting Silence - Richard Harvey ("You set me up...")

- Voices from the Deep - Dave Hewson ("...and he knocks me down.")

- Psycho Bass - Chris Reccardi [original composition] ("I'm not getting mad...")

- Happy Happy Joy Joy (Ren briefly sings this)

- Dangerous A - Mladen Franko ("HEY WORLD, AM I HAPPY ENOUGH?!")

- Side of Beef Song - Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp, Billy West [original composition] (Jimminy Lummox appears in a car)

- Desolation - David Lindup (Ren limps up to Jimminy Lummox)

- Side of Beef Song - Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp, Billy West [original composition] (chain of abuse)

Bass Masters:

- Western Railways - Roy Henley (title card)

- Green Bluegrass - Lloyd Green, Glen Sutton ("Good morning, it's dawn!")

- Topeka Trail - John Hawkins ("These are the trophies of a lifetime...")

- Drama Link (d) - Hubert Clifford (fly yelling)

- Drama Link (n) - Hubert Clifford (Stimpy in bed with worms)

- Ridin' High and Handsome - Glen Sutton, Norris Wilson (at the boat)

- Pizzicato Playtime - Sam Fonteyn (Stimpy thanks the worms)

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford (prison exterior)

- Police Car Chase - Jack Beaver (Wilbur Cobb escapes from prison)

- Timpani Signal 1 [#44] - Sammy Burdson (Wilbur Cobb heads for the dock)

- Jolly Jack Tar (a) - Dick Walter ("Alright first mate, anchors awa-")

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles (Wilbur Cobb in the boat)

- Ridin' High and Handsome - Glen Sutton, Norris Wilson (boat leaves the dock)

- Broken Saddles - Richard Gilks ("Sit back and wait.")

- Drama Link (l) - Hubert Clifford ("What did I just say?!")

- Smouldering Fury (a) - Trevor Duncan (day to night to day)

- Colour Bridges (2) - Sidney Kay ("You just scared away all the fish!")

- Skipalong Rag (a) - Clem Clempson ("Hello folks, here we are again.")

- Country Music #1 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (fish drinking chum with straws)

- Holiday Fun - Richard Myhill (fish whistle)

- The Waiting Silence - Richard Harvey (Ren thinks his prey is at hand)

- I.T.M.A. - Michael North (salesman fish)

- Comic Ending (h) - Dick Walter (Stimpy pulls out a fish from his pocket)

- Holiday Fun - Richard Myhill (fish joins the others)

- Links and Interjections (I - 1 - 12) - Alan Braden ("I just wanna know ONE thing!")

- Saint-Saëns: Aquarium from "Carnival of the Animals" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy speaking fish)

- King Conga - Dennis Farnon (Ren slamming his head)

- Errol's Choice - Alan Hawkshaw ("All right everybody, make yourself at home.")

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco (Ren tries to steal all Stimpy's fish)

- Spaghetti Western (a) - Dick Walter (Albert chewing out Ren)

- The Gunfighter - Franco Micalizzi, Roberto Pregadio [removed from APM site] ("Nothin' but shattered nerves and fish hooks.")

- Ridin' High and Handsome - Glen Sutton, Norris Wilson (Ren swims underwater)

- Saint-Saëns: Aquarium from "Carnival of the Animals" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (underwater)

- Dangerous B - Mladen Franko (Ren swims towards the bait)

- Guitar Strings G - Paul Lenart, Duke Levine (Ren mounted on wall)

Stimpy's Cartoon Show

Stimpy's Cartoon Show:

- The Bachelor Life (a) - Laurie Johnson (title card)

- Dance of Hours: Theme 1 - Amilcare Ponchielli (Stimpy drawing)

- Romeo & Juliet Overture - Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy looks at a picture of Wilbur Cobb)

- Dance of Hours: Theme 1 - Amilcare Ponchielli (Stimpy explaining animation)

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford (Ren looking like he's going to hit Stimpy)

- Our Mr Meredith - Eric Winstone (Ren convinces Stimpy cartoons are stupid)

- Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford (Ren gets a red face)

- Dramatic Impact 2 - Ivor Slaney (Ren snaps)

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco ("Finish your stinky old puppets! See if I care!")

- Bliss - Alec Gould (Ren wants to work on Stimpy's cartoon)

- Appassionata - Daryl Runswick ("I can't draw!")

- Bliss - Alec Gould ("Come come now.")

- Appassionata - Daryl Runswick ("I can't type.")

- Fanfare - Robert Sharples ("You can be a producer!")

- Hollywood Holiday - Frank Samuels (Stimpy explaining a producer)

- Chicago Stomp - Keith Nichols (Ren is overjoyed to be a producer)

- Drama Link (j) - Hubert Clifford (Ren rubs his hands together)

- Manhattan Minuet - Raymond Scott (animation montage- part 1)

- Dangerous B - Mladen Franko (Ren comes into the storyboard room)

- Rescue - Cecil Milner (Ren tears down Stimpy's storyboards)

- Heavy Affliction - Cedric Palmer (Stimpy clocks out for the night)

- Tchaikovsky: Dance of the Little Swans from "Swan Lake" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (animation montage- part 2)

- Valse Aux Champs-Elysees - Daniel Jean-Jeannin (Ren on the phone)

- Agitato Mechanical - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (Stimpy in the photography room)

- Acts of Heroism (a) - Trevor Duncan (Stimpy in the editing room)

- Poetic Love Theme B - Mladen Franko (Stimpy gets a second wind)

- Death in the City - Jack Beaver (Stimpy faints)

- Maidens of Pireus - Reg Owen (Ren at the pool)

- Sublime Ghost - William Loose, John Seely [Capitol Records] ("The cartoon's finished, Ren. Would you like to see it?")

- Drama Link (d) - Hubert Clifford; Sublime Ghost - William Loose, John Seely [Capitol Records] (closeup of Stimpy's tired face)

- Moving Target - Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi ("What? It all looks the same.")

- Shopping Street - Cedric Palmer ("You're living in a dream world if you think the great Cobb will see you.")

- The Cat from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site] (Wilbur Cobb revealed)

- Drama Link (i) - Hubert Clifford ("NO! Walter Lantz!")

- Carmen: Habanera - Georges Bizet (more Cobb rants)

- Fire (JB-28) - William Loose, Jack Cookerly [Capitol Records] (Ren chokes on Cobb's dentures)

- Carmen: Habanera - Georges Bizet (yet more Cobb rants)

- Great Future A - Mladen Franko ("Until the masses cry...")

- Hallelujah Chorus from the Messiah - George Handel (hallelujah)

- The Grandfather from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site] ("Let's have a look at your film.")

- Pathe News Fanfare - Stanley Black (Stimpy's cartoon opening titles)

- Marching Band (American Patrol) - Mayhew Lake [Capitol Records] [AKA Patriotic March - Lee Jacobs [CPM]] (plays throughout)

- Stars and Stripes Forever - Graham De Wilde (Peg Leg Pete)

- The Star Spangled Banner (a) - Graham De Wilde (ending)

- Pomp and Circumstance No.1 A - Edward Elgar, John Fox ("That was very good, Skippy.")

- Symphony #9 - Finale "Ode to Joy" - Ludwig Beethoven (electric chair)

Flod commercial:

- Poppin' Around - Bruce Campbell (plays throughout)

- Flod Theme - Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp, Steve Mellor [original composition]

- Poppin' Around - Bruce Campbell (ending)

Ren's Pecs / An Abe Divided

Ren's Pecs:

- Roman March - Robert Sharples (title card)

- Riff Raff - Robert Mersey [Capitol Records] [AKA Rock N Roll Bop - David Morse [CPM]] (beach pan)

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford ("Why you... I'll kick you into next we-")

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (bully revealed)

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco (bully kicks sand on Ren)

- Riff Raff - Robert Mersey [Capitol Records] [AKA Rock N Roll Bop - David Morse [CPM]] (bully laughs and leaves)

- Tension Tag #1 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("Well, Ren, where'd your little friends go?")

- Colour Bridges (1) - Sidney Kay (Ren's about to hit Stimpy but stops)

- Light-Hearted Links (1-6) - Eric Spear ("Look at me, Stimpy, what a pathetic wimp I am.")

- Lohengrin (Prelude Act 3) - Richard Wagner (Charles Globe revealed)

- Reach for the Stars - Richard Harvey ("If you had large pectoral muscles, no one would ever push you around again!")

- Stop Gap - Robert Sharples ("Work out?!")

- Quiz Organ (b) - Curtis Schwartz (Ren screams in delight)

- Light-Hearted Links (1-6) - Eric Spear ("I'll always be a wimp!")

- Also Sprach Zarathustra. Op. 30 - Karl Boehm, Richard Strauss (sun gleaming off Stimpy's butt)

- Passionate Interludes (e) - Sam Fonteyn ("Oh Stimpy, you are my true friend.")

- Uneasy Truce - Van Phillips (hospital exterior)

- Where Danger Lurks - Ronald Hanmer (Ren and Stimpy on operating table)

- Disaster - Bruce Campbell (operation)

- Rossini: Overture from "The Thieving Magpie," Part II - Lee Ashley [OGM] (fat dropped into Ren)

- Act One - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (bandages removed from Stimpy)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (Stimpy has no butt)

- Kim's Tune - Ralph Dollimore (bandages removed from Ren)

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco ("Doc...")

- Crime Doesn't Pay - Jack Beaver ("I feel great, powerful, DANGEROUS.")

- Running Off the Rails - Clive Richardson ("We're going to the beach!")

- Riff Raff - Robert Mersey [Capitol Records] [AKA Rock N Roll Bop - David Morse [CPM]] (beach again)

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco (return of the bully)

- Catfish Row - Benny Carter ("Well, that's that.")

- Clair De Lune - Helmuth Brandenburg, Claude Debussy (Stimpy's sad that Ren's leaving)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson; Gala Premiere - Laurie Johnson (Hollywood)

- Roman March - Robert Sharples (action movie)

- Gala Premiere - Laurie Johnson (Ren's beefcake photos)

- Light-Hearted Links (1-6) - Eric Spear ("He's so happy.")

- Gala Premiere - Laurie Johnson ("The guy who made it all possible: Charles Globe!")

An Abe Divided:

- John Brown's Body (b) - Brian Gulland, Richard Harvey (title card)

- Pomp and Ceremony - Frank Damico (White House exterior)

- Valse Moderne - George Fenton, John Leach (Ren and Stimpy eating food out of the trash)

- Setting the Trap - Dick Walter ("Hey, look!")

- Valse Moderne - George Fenton, John Leach (Ren and Stimpy jump out of the trash)

- Mini-March - Laurie Johnson (Sgt. Big Butt revealed)

- Music for Percussion (8 to 13) - Laurie Johnson ("Do you know what we give you if you disgrace our country?")

- Frontal Attack C - Sammy Burdson ("Present... TOWELS!")

- Short Roll [#4.5] - Eric Allen ("Ten-hut! About face!")

- Music for Percussion (1 to 7) - Laurie Johnson (towel whippings)

- March to Battle - Laurie Johnson ("All right, ladies, this is the president.")

- Domestic (C-164) - William Loose [Capitol Records] (scrubbing the president with Ren)

- Be Cool (b) - Benny Carter (hoodlum pigeons)

- Links and Interjections (I - 1 - 12) - Alan Braden ("Hey! Take that!")

- Absolute Zero - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy wide-eyed)

- Jingle Bells (d) - Simon Benson (Stimpy on Abe Lincoln with a Christmas list)

- Funeral March - Frederic Chopin, Fiachra Trench ("A memorial? I didn't know Santy Claus was DEAD!")

- Dramatic Impact 2 - Ivor Slaney (Ren slaps Stimpy)

- Rossini: Morning from "William Tell" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (morning)

- Investiture - Bruce Campbell ("Yep, he was a great man.")

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter (Ren overhears that there's a treasure in Abe's head)

- Swing of the Hills - Stan Livingston [OGM] (Ren daydreaming of riding a limo out of Abe's head)

- The Hurry Up - Kenny Graham (Ren pushes all the tourists out)

- Tautwalk - Laurie Johnson (Ren wondering how to get inside Abe's head)

- Rossini: Overture from "The Barber of Seville" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren's stuck in Abe's nose)

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (sawing Abe's head off)

- Playbill - Wilfred Burns (Stimpy describing what's in the president's head)

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (more sawing)

- Workaday World - Jack Beaver ("Oh boy oh boy, I'm gonna be rich!")

- Music, Choral - Accent 01 [Sound Ideas] (Ren finds the head)

- Short Fanfare - Edward White; Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson (caramel corn revealed)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles ("Caramel corn. In the president's head.")

- Dramatic Impact 2 - Ivor Slaney (Ren screams at the sight of no head on the statue)

- Main Street - Alec Gould (Ren pacing)

- Jingle Bells (d) - Simon Benson (Stimpy creates the head as Santa's)

- Main Street - Alec Gould (Stimpy's second attempt)

- Light Movement (ZR-47) - George Hormel [Capitol Records] (new head)

- The Kill - Brian Beamish, Garry Hardman ("Okay squirrel, hand over your nuts...")

- William Tell Overture (a) - Gioacchino Rossini, Fiachra Trench (birds eat sausage Lincoln head)

- Shopping Spree - Laurie Johnson (multiple replacement heads tried)

- Wagner: Ride of the Valkyries - Lee Ashley [OGM] (someone lifts up the dumpster head)

- The March of the Ants - Sidney Crooke (homeless person revealed)

- Secret Hopes A - Mladen Franko (Ren begging the spirit of Old Honest Abe)

- Saw Theme - W Trytel (Headless Lincoln kicks Ren and Stimpy)

- Rossini: Morning from "William Tell" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (morning again)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles ("Do you have anything to say, before I KILL you?!")

- Battle Hymn of Republic (a) - Graham De Wilde ("A chicken in every garage, mom's apple pie, and rubber nipples for everyone!")

A Yard Too Far / Circus Midgets

A Yard Too Far:

- Greek Dance - Roy Henley [removed from APM site] (title card)

- Dusty Road Blues - Paul Lenart, Duke Levine, Richard Rosenblatt (Ren and Stimpy walking the streets, hungry)

- The Nutcracker - Ballet Suite Op 71A -Dance of the Mirlitons - Peter Tchaikovsky [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy smell something)

- Donizetti: Overture from "Don Pasquale" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy looking through the fence hole)

- Gay Activity - Clive Richardson ("Food for me! Food for me!")

- Pizzicato Playtime - Sam Fonteyn (Stimpy looks to see if there's a dog)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles (Ren runs into the yard and gets mauled)

- Dusty Road Blues - Paul Lenart, Duke Levine, Richard Rosenblatt (next scene begins)

- Dramatic Cue (h) - Ronald Hanmer ("Good, the baboon's asleep!")

- Pizzacato from Sylvia - Leo Delibes (Ren and Stimpy share a laugh)

- Uppers and Downers (1) - Kenny Graham (Ren tears Stimpy's skin off)

- Uppers and Downers (2) - Kenny Graham (Stimpy's bare body)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles (Stimpy's skin crawling through the yard)

- Poet and Peasant-Overture - Franz Suppe [SONIA-0455] (baboon runs towards Mr. Pipe)

- Poppin' Around - Bruce Campbell (Ren and Stimpy putting on an outfit)

- Verdi: Aria from "Rigoletto" (Caro Nome) - Neil Amsterdam [OGM] (the whole "dressed as the wife" scene)

- Peer Gynt - Anitra's Dance - Edvard Grieg ("This old gag never fails!")

- Fully Fashioned - George French (Ren's puppet woos the baboon)

- Lush Life - William Loose (chocolate/grubs eating scene)

- Rossini: Overture from "William Tell" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (baboon and puppet are running to get married)

- Entry of the Bride - Leslie Pearson, Richard Wagner (Stimpy marries the baboon and puppet)

- Wedding Procession - Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy, Leslie Pearson (Stimpy throwing rice)

- Dusty Road Blues - Paul Lenart, Duke Levine, Richard Rosenblatt (honeymoon)

- Uppers and Downers (2) - Kenny Graham (drum roll)

- Sweet and Simple - Steve Race (Ren and Stimpy enjoying the hog jowls)

Circus Midgets:

- Entry of the Gladiators - George Wilson [CPM] (title card)

- Southern Bottleneck - Rick Fenn [CPM] (opening)

- Here and There - Gary Hughes ("It's a car! Smile, Ren, smile!")

- Tension Tag #1 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("Shut up! You've seen saying that for three years, so just shut up!")

- Here and There - Gary Hughes (a tiny car approaches)

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco (Ren and Stimpy are pulled into the car)

- Volga Ice A - Igor Tuhmanov ("Was you laughin' at me and my friend here?")

- From the Cockpit - Garry Hardman ("Do we look like clowns?!")

- Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford (clown approaches Ren and Stimpy)

- Play the Game - Len Stevens (clown demonstrates his ability to make people laugh)

- Twilight in Turkey - Raymond Scott (exterior of car)

- After the Ball - Erik Markman, Charles K. Harris [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy dressed as clowns)

- Entry of the Gladiators - R.A.F. Music Library (Ren and Stimpy try some stunts)

- Big Show Theme - Robert Sharples (jumping through fire hoop)

- Twilight in Turkey - Raymond Scott (gas station)

- Screw on the Loose - Tony Lowry ("Excuse me driver, could you let us out?")

- Drama Link (a) - Hubert Clifford (DENIED!)

- Twilight in Turkey - Raymond Scott (tons of stuff crammed into the car)

- Fast Getaway - David Snell (keeping the cops at bay)

- Relentless Chase - Keith Nichols (tire blow-out)

- Bluesy (EM-130D) - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (Ren and Stimpy hitchhiking again)

- Saw Theme - W Trytel (Fire Chief is the one driving)

To Salve and Salve Not / No Pants Today

To Salve and Salve Not:

- Mister Charles - Sid Phillips (title card)

- Domestic Fun (a) - Ernest Tomlinson (Ren on the couch)

- Muddy Muskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (Stimpy watching TV)

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire ("Why sure, I'll take one!")

- Star Parade - Tony Kinsey (Titan 4000 described by Stimpy)

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford ("Stimpy, this time I'm really going to-")

- Be Cool (b) - Benny Carter (installation monkey)

- Hit and Run - Ralph Dollimore (Ren sucked into the vacuum)

- Pleasant Sleep - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (Ren asleep on the couch)

- I.T.M.A. - Michael North (salesman revealed)

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham (Ren throws salesman out)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles; Turn the Screw - Paul Gerard (Stimpy sneaks into the beauty room)

- Chandelier Waltz - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Stimpy puts on make-up)

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham ("Knock knock!")

- I.T.M.A. - Michael North (salesman appears again)

- Dramatic - Robert Mersey [Capitol Records] [AKA Goldfinger - David Morse [CPM]] ("Get down from there!")

- Fashion Bridge - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (Ren puts on make-up, but it's really the salesman)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden; Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson (salesman's thrown out again)

- Domestic (C-164) - William Loose [Capitol Records] (Stimpy does the dishes)

- Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede ("WE... DON'T... WANT... NO... SALVE!")

- Lambs in Clover - Jack Strachey ("Hey Stimpy, hurry up with that jelly sandwich.")

- The Hurry Up - Kenny Graham (Ren feeds salesman to the dog)

- Our Mr Meredith - Eric Winstone (Ren on the toilet)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (Ren's out of toilet paper)

- I.T.M.A. - Michael North (salesman appears again)

- Tension Tag #1 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Ren crackles in rage)

- Drama Link (o) - Hubert Clifford (Ren agrees to buy some salve)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson (drum roll)

- Quiz Organ (b) - Curtis Schwartz (Stimpy in the tub with salve)

- I.T.M.A. - Michael North (Ren cries)

No Pants Today:

- Mambo - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (title card)

- Folli the Foal - Andrew Fenner (Stimpy looking through dresser)

- Drama Link (a) - Hubert Clifford ("I can't find my pants!")

- Sting #32 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("I'm naked under this towel!")

- Saint-Saëns: Fossils from "Carnival of the Animals" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren kicks Stimpy outside)

- Cold Fear (a) - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy looks around, nervous)

- Fly by Night - Montague Ewing (Stimpy wants to borrow some pants)

- Bits and Pieces - Ronald Hanmer (wife is afraid of naked Stimpy)

- Inferno - Fredric Bayco (Mr. Pipe goes after Stimpy with a hose)

- Turn the Screw - Paul Gerard (Victor looks at Stimpy in the tree stump)

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham ("This is REALLY gonna hurt!")

- Teenage Party - Erik Markman [OGM] (Victor's dad in the car)

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham (Victor taking a breather)

- Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford (right before "Why of course!")

- The Crime Busters - Ralph Dollimore ("We can't do it here.")

- Kommissar Maigret - Gerhard Trede (Stimpy, Victor, and his dad in the car)

- Sixth Sense - David Lindup (Victor's dad won't let Victor give his underwear to Stimpy)

- Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford (Victor's dad pulls his underwear out)

- The Crime Busters - Ralph Dollimore (Victor's dad teases Stimpy)

- Catfish Row - Benny Carter (Stimpy finally has underwear)

- Panic Patrol - Kenny Graham (Stimpy's thrown from the car)

- Heavy Affliction - Cedric Palmer ("I'm beat up, dirty, and lost in the woods.")

- Gay Activity - Clive Richardson ("But I got my pants!")

- From the Cockpit - Garry Hardman (Stimpy's held up by a cow)

- Bailando Con La Gitana - David Snell (cow has the underwear on)

- Forewarning A - Syd Dale (exterior of deep, dark forest)

- Satanic - Richard Harvey (Stimpy walking through the deep, dark forest)

- Dangerous A - Mladen Franko ("Where's your pants?!")

- Dramatic M.T. (PG-183) - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (grizzly bear appears)

- Happy-Go-Lively - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy has "pants")

- South Side Shuffle - Keith Nichols (Ren and Stimpy in dresses)

Man's Best Friend (banned episode)

- In an 18th Century Drawing Room - Raymond Scott (title card)

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Starring George Liquor)

- After the Ball - Erik Markman, Charles K. Harris [OGM] (George Liquor looking at Ren and Stimpy through the pet shop window)

- Links and Interjections (II - 1 -10) - Alan Braden ("Gosh, look at the cute little rascals.")

- The Whistler Overture - Charlie Brissette [based on "The Whistler and His Dog" by Arthur Pryor] (George Liquor skipping home)

- Sunshine Patrol - Tom Elliot [OGM] ("Welcome home, boys.")

- Teenage Party - Erik Markman [OGM] (fish drives away)

- Holidays - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy in a fish bowl)

- Drama Link (n) - Hubert Clifford (morning)

- Reveille - Richard Myhill ("Roll call!")

- Marching Band (Columbia, Gem of the Ocean) - Mayhew Lake [Capitol Records] [AKA The Red White and Blue - Mayhew Lake [CPM]] (George Liquor's rigorous training program)

- Verdi: The Anvil Chorus - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren pushing his butt against the newspaper)

- Eerie Emotional (PG-190C) - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (Stimpy holding the newspaper)

- In an 18th Century Drawing Room - Raymond Scott (Stimpy dancing)

- Gounod: Funeral March of a Marionette - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("Today's lesson in discipline.")

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden (George Liquor tempts Ren and Stimpy to get on the couch)

- Mechanical Industrial Underscore (C-53) - William Loose [Capitol Records] ("Get up on that couch!")

- Fire (JB-28) - William Loose, Jack Cookerly [Capitol Records] (George Liquor screams at Stimpy)

- Terror - Alan Braden (Stimpy jumps on the couch)

- Tension Tag #1 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (George Liquor grabs Stimpy)

- Links and Interjections (II - 1 -10) - Alan Braden ("It's discipline that begets love!")

- In an 18th Century Drawing Room - Raymond Scott (Stimpy gets a treat)

- Hollywood Holiday - Frank Samuels ("Are you afraid of a little discipline?")

- Tension Tag #1 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("Oh, a smart mouth, huh?")

- Moment Musical - Raymond Scott (attack lesson)

- Twilight in Turkey - Raymond Scott (Ren hits George Liquor with a boating oar numerous times)

- New Year's Eve in a Haunted House - Raymond Scott (end of lesson)

- In an 18th Century Drawing Room - Raymond Scott (Lawn Cigar doggie treats)

Son of Stimpy

- Hallelujah Chorus from the Messiah - George Handel (title card)

- Symphony #6 "Pastoral" - 1st Mvt. - Ludwig Beethoven, Fiachra Trench ("Hello, boys and girls, this here is a true story that we just made up!")

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson; Dramatic Impact 5 - Ivor Slaney (Stimpy farts)

- Dramatic Impact 6 - Ivor Slaney (post-fart)

- Drama Link (d) - Hubert Clifford (Stimpy's shocked)

- Drama Link (a) - Hubert Clifford ("REN!!!")

- Dance of the Hours - Helmuth Brandenburg ("Ren, you'll never believe what happened!")

- Coriolanus-Overture Op.62 - Ludwig Beethoven (Stimpy trying to fart)

- Light-Hearted Links (1-6) - Eric Spear ("Stinky is NOT a fantasy.")

- Shopping Spree - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy runs off)

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (Stimpy searches for Stinky)

- Trombone Slides - Dick Walter (Stimpy hits his head on the piano bench)

- Clair De Lune - Helmuth Brandenburg, Claude Debussy (Stimpy sad at the TV)

- Willy Nilly - Cyril Watters (Ren in the litter box)

- Linked Romantic Movements - Sam Fonteyn (Stimpy cries)

- Links and Interjections (II - 1 -10) - Alan Braden ("I'm not listening to this anymore.")

- Smouldering Fury (c) - Trevor Duncan ("He's real, he's real, he's real.")

- Heavy Affliction - Cedric Palmer (Ren tries to comfort Stimpy)

- Colour Bridges (1) - Sidney Kay ("Fine! Sit here and wallow, you fat, you stupid, you AGGH! Who needs ya?")

- String Quartet #2 - Nocturne - Aleksandre Borodin, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy laying awake in bed)

- Bella Mia Fiamma Addio - Aria for Soprano and Orchestra - Wolfgang Mozart, George Wilson [CPM] (Stinky looks in the window)

- Tender Affair - Mike Sunderland (Stimpy calls for Stinky outside)

- Changing Moods - Sam Fonteyn ("Gosh darn it, Ren!")

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson ("Stimpy, no!")

- Symphony #6 "Pathetique" 1st Mvt. - Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (Ren prays at the house when Stimpy leaves)

- Symphony No.5 In C-Minor Op.67 "Fate" @ Allegro Con Brio - Ludwig Beethoven (Stimpy looking for Stinky in the city)

- Jingle Bells (d) - Simon Benson (Santa Claus)

- Symphony #6 "Pastoral" Movement 4 - Ludwig Beethoven (montage of Stimpy looking for Stinky)

- Timpattern [#51.4] - Sammy Burdson (drums when Stimpy crawls around the corner)

- Lifeblood E - Mladen Franko (Stimpy sees the manure)

- Heavy Affliction - Cedric Palmer (Stimpy falls to the ground)

- Polovtsian Dances from Prince Igor - Stranger In Paradise 1 - Aleksandre Borodin [removed from APM site] (Stinky sits on Stimpy's butt)

- Bits and Pieces - Ronald Hanmer (Stinky chased by bums)

- Drama Link (o) - Hubert Clifford (Stinky in the sewer)

- We Wish You a Merry Christmas [arrangement by Charlie Brissette] (Ren sings it)

- Romeo & Juliet Overture; Symphony #6 "Pathetique" 1st Mvt. - Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (Ren answers the door to find Stimpy)

- Silent Night - Tim Renwick (Stimpy warming up by the fire)

- Romantic Legend - Eric Swan (Stimpy hugs Stinky)

- Poetic Love Theme B - Mladen Franko (fish wife)

- Wedding Procession - Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy, Leslie Pearson (Stinky and fish get married)

- Joy to the World - Alec Gould (ending)

Have Yourself a Stinky Little Christmas ("Waiting for Santa" VHS wraparounds; thanks to Allen J. for first breaking this extra down):

- The Twelve Days of Yaksmas - Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Norman Mamey [original composition] (title card)

- Sleigh-Ride - David Snell ("Oh joy! It's Christmas Eve, Ren!")

- Cat Hairballs - Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Tom Armbruster, Charlie Brissette [original composition] ("Cat Hairballs" music video)

- Fleck the Walls - Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Norman Mamey [original composition] ("Fleck the Walls" music video)

- Gossec: Gavotte - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren goes to the bathroom)

- Jingle Bells (d) - Simon Benson ("Ho ho ho!")

The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen

The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen:

- Aubade a Maryvonne; Bale Guilvinec - Daniel Jean-Jeannin (title card)

- Acts of Heroism (c) - Trevor Duncan ("Our story begins thousands of years ago, 1856!")

- Investiture - Bruce Campbell (dog rallies the troops to take the mission)

- Timpani Effects [#49.5] - Sammy Burdson (Ren and Stimpy next to other yaksmen)

- Squadron Airborne - Bruce Campbell ("So that future generations will live in freedom!")

- From the Cockpit - Garry Hardman (dog makes a decision whether to send Ren and Stimpy on the mission)

- Trombone Slides - Dick Walter (Ren faints)

- Squadron Airborne - Bruce Campbell ("I'm proud of you boys!")

- Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford ("...the rest of us must bear the shame of having to remain here with the women!")

- Drama Shock (i) - Richard Harvey (Ren freaks out)

- Drama Link (d) - Hubert Clifford (Ren slaps Stimpy)

- Kriegsmarsch - Gerhard Trede [AKA Marching Troops] ("And so, faithfully, the two heroic yaksmen began their journey...")

- Agitato Mechanical - Phil Green [Capitol Records] ("Onward they pressed through the harsh Canadian tundra!")

- Indian Warpath - Erik Markman [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy are hit by arrows)

- Uppers and Downers (2) - Kenny Graham (Kodiak Marmoset revealed)

- Brickbat (Battle) - Laurie Johnson (Ren and Stimpy beaten up by the Kodiak Marmoset)

- Dramatic M.T. (PG-183) - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (raining)

- Cuban Carnival - Chris Karan (stinking hot depths of the Canadian jungle)

- Bungo - David Bradnum (the bees fly into Ren's mouth)

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford (Ren spits out the bees)

- Cataclysm - Maurice Jarre (the bees sting Ren's tongue)

- State Funeral - Gerhard Trede ("Filthy, starving, exhausted...")

- Like Strange - Kenny Graham (Ren snaps)

- Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen Anthem - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition]

- The Waiting Silence - Richard Harvey (desert)

- Death March - Shawn Patterson [original composition] (drums during "The Waiting Silence")

- Psycho Bass - Chris Reccardi [original composition] (yak starting to lose it)

- Dangerous C - Mladen Franko (yak speaks up)

- Premonition - Laurie Johnson; Conflicts of Opinion A - Mladen Franko; Vernichtung Vergeltung - Gerhard Trede (yak snaps)

- Saint-Saëns: Aquarium from "Carnival of the Animals" - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("Thanks. I needed that.")

- Forewarning A - Syd Dale (everyone sits down to think about how to get food)

- Colour Bridges (1) - Sidney Kay ("Look around you, men! This is Canada!")

- Newsreel - Sam Fonteyn (Ren describing how to get dirt)

- Barber of Seville Overture - Gioacchino Rossini (the start of the dirt search)

- Drama Link (g) - Hubert Clifford ("You fool! You can't just eat ANY dirt!")

- The Grandfather from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site] (everyone following Ren)

- Moon Journey: The Launching - Frank Talley [Capitol Records] (rumbling)

- Gewaltiges, Positives Ereignis - Gerhard Trede [AKA Triumph and Liberty] ("We struck dirt!")

- Togetherness - Erik Markman [OGM] (night)

- Without Walls A; Floating Beauty [#76] - Mladen Franko (Ren says grace)

- Fly by Night - Montague Ewing ("Let's eat!")

- Peer Gynt - Morning - Edvard Grieg, Fiachra Trench (morning)

- Timpattern [#51.4] - Sammy Burdson (Ren staking the flag)

- Blaze of Brass (a) - Cecil Milner (flag is up)

- Canada - George Wilson [CPM] (ending)

Powdered Toast Man commercial:

- Bluesy (EM-130D) - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (opening)

- Reach for the Stars - Richard Harvey ("POWDERED... TOAST... MAN!!!")

- Merry as a Grig - Van Phillips (Powdered Toast is served)

- Wagner: Ride of the Valkyries - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("And don't forget, Powdered Toast is jam-packed with Vitamin F!")

- Knight Errant - Sam Fonteyn (kids are flying)

- The Hurry Up - Kenny Graham (kids scream as they fall)

- Knight Errant - Sam Fonteyn (PTM saves the day)

Sugar Sod Pops commercial:

- Casual Acquaintance - Paul Deveruex (plays throughout)

- Sugar Sod Pops Theme - John Kricfalusi, Charlie Brissette [original composition]

- Casual Acquaintance - Paul Deveruex ("Only in Sugar Sod Pops!")

Misc.:

- Strauss: The Radetzky March - Lee Ashley [OGM] (A Ren & Stimpy Special title card) [only used during premiere]

A Visit to Anthony

Mr. Horse Returns:

- Pathe News Fanfare - Stanley Black (opening)

- Sousa: Washington Post March - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren interviews Mr. Horse)

A Visit to Anthony:

- Manhattan Minuet - Raymond Scott (title card)

- Song of the Volga Boatmen B - Igor Tuhmanov (opening)

- Am Dorfbrunnen A - Otto Sieben (Ren and Stimpy reading fan mail)

- Dvorak: Humoresque - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] (kissing the wives goodbye)

- Blow the Man Down - Alfred Kluten (Ren and Stimpy swimming across the Atlantic Ocean)

- Sunshine Patrol - Tom Elliot [OGM] (Anthony's house exterior)

- Manhattan Minuet - Raymond Scott (Anthony's bedroom)

- Strauss: Tales from the Vienna Woods (Waltz) - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren doing the eye bulge gag)

- Brahms' Lullaby - Johannes Brahms (in bed)

- Rossini: Morning from "William Tell" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (morning)

- Dramatic Impact 2 - Ivor Slaney (Anthony sees Ren and Stimpy on the toilet)

- For Those in Peril - Ronald Hanmer ("Cartoon characters don't do THAT!")

- Drama Link (d) - Hubert Clifford (Anthony's father comes around the corner)

- The Killing Ground (a) - Richard Harvey (Anthony's father chews out Ren and Stimpy)

- Love Story: Lonely - Laurie Johnson ("My son Anthony likes you.")

- The Killing Ground (a) - Richard Harvey ("...you can stay.")

- Symphonie Fantastique Movement 4 - Hector Berlioz ("Excuse me. Don't you even put that picture in my head!")

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham ("Do we understand each other?")

- The Killing Ground (a) - Richard Harvey ("We understand very well!")

- Dangerous A - Mladen Franko ("Remember what I said!")

- Turn the Screw - Paul Gerard ("Oh no, it's Victor the school bully!")

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham (Victor twists Ren's head)

- Teenage Party - Erik Markman [OGM] (music heard in Victor's dad's car)

- Uppers and Downers (2) - Kenny Graham (Anthony pushes Victor; Victor beats up Anthony)

- Teenage Party - Erik Markman [OGM] (music from the car again)

- Heavy Affliction - Cedric Palmer (Ren, Stimpy, and Anthony laying in the yard)

- For Those in Peril - Ronald Hanmer (Ren gives Anthony CPR)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson; Dramatic M.T. (PG-183) - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (Anthony's dad comes outside)

- Love Story: Theme - Laurie Johnson (Anthony's dad cries)

- Secret Hopes A - Mladen Franko (Anthony's dad prays)

- The Killing Ground (a) - Richard Harvey ("Meet me in the DEN!")

- Saint-Saëns: The Swan from "Carnival of the Animals" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Anthony's dad putting Anthony into bed)

- Orpheus in the Underworld Overture - Can-Can (Excerpt) - Jacques Offenbach [CPM] (Anthony sits up in bed and shrugs his shoulders)

- Satanic - Richard Harvey (Ren and Stimpy in fear in the den)

- Dangerous A - Mladen Franko (Anthony's dad enters the room)

- Dangerous C - Mladen Franko (Anthony's dad takes off his shirt)

- The Killing Ground (a) - Richard Harvey (Anthony's dad hangs up his shirt and sits down)

- A Question of Doubt - John Devereaux (Anthony's dad chews out Ren and Stimpy)

- The Killing Ground (a) - Richard Harvey ("You think 'cause you come from Hollywood, you can push decent people around!")

- Love Story: Lonely - Laurie Johnson ("Anthony, you've got to pull through!")

- A Question of Doubt - John Devereaux ("Show me your hands!")

- Dramatic Atmosphere C - Mladen Franko ("These are the hands of a working man!")

- Night Butcher - Richard Harvey ("I'll tell you a joke... and you're gonna LAUGH!")

- From the Cockpit - Garry Hardman ("Come on, funny guys.")

- The Killing Ground (a) - Richard Harvey ("All right, funny guys...")

- Night Butcher - Richard Harvey ("I wanna know something.")

- Tension Tag #1 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Anthony's dad yells)

- Saint-Saëns: Dance Macabre (Waltz) - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy throws up)

- Colour Bridges (3) - Sidney Kay (Anthony's dad looks at them funny)

- South Side Shuffle - Keith Nichols (Anthony's dad laughs)

World Crisis with Mr. Horse:

- Investiture - Bruce Campbell (opening)

- Pomp and Circumstance March #1 - Edward Elgar, Fiachra Trench (plays for the rest)

The Great Outdoors / The Cat That Laid the Golden Hairball

The Great Outdoors:

- Weites Land - Gerhard Trede [version not on APM site] (title card)

- Willy Nilly - Cyril Watters (opening)

- Main Street - Alec Gould (Ren's hungry)

- Cowboy's Delight - Charlie Brissette [original composition based on "Bury Me Not on the Lone Prairie"] (Ren eating the pill)

- Tchaikovsky: Overture Miniature from "The Nutcracker Suite" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy at the lake)

- Catfish Row - Benny Carter (Stimpy skinny-dipping)

- Lush Life - William Loose ("Come on in, Ren, the water's fine!")

- Peer Gynt - Hall of Mtn. King - Edvard Grieg (bearded man goes skinny-dipping with Ren and Stimpy)

- Folli the Foal - Andrew Fenner (Stimpy's off to pick berries)

- Cold Fear (a) - Laurie Johnson ("One roaring campfire coming up.")

- Hit and Run - Ralph Dollimore (Ren's on fire)

- Spring Song - Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy, Fiachra Trench (charred Ren punches Stimpy)

- Softly She Sleeps - Cedric Palmer (night)

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford (mosquito making noise)

- Flight of the Bumblebee - Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakoff (mosquito sucking Ren's blood)

- Cold Fear (a) - Laurie Johnson (tons of mosquitos ready to suck from Ren)

- Peer Gynt - Morning - Edvard Grieg, Fiachra Trench (morning)

- Pizzacato from Sylvia - Leo Delibes (Ren tries to drink from the lake)

- Day of the Locust - Richard Harvey (Stimpy swats the glass from Ren's hand)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (Beaver in Stimpy's water tank)

- Wagner: Ride of the Valkyries – Lee Ashley [OGM]; Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain – Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren turns into a beaver)

- Peer Gynt - Hall of Mtn. King - Edvard Grieg (bearded man and Ren whack Stimpy)

The Cat That Laid the Golden Hairball:

- Bright Lights - Phil Green, Geoffrey Love, Ken Thorne [Capitol Records] (title card)

- Happy Families - Sam Fonteyn (zoom in on the birdhouse)

- Sweet and Simple - Steve Race (Ren comes home)

- Dramatic Impact 1 - Ivor Slaney (Ren steps in a hairball)

- Delibes: Mazurka from "Coppelia" - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("OH, when Stimpy gets home!")

- News Flash - Sam Fonteyn ("We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this news flash!")

- Like Strange - Kenny Graham; Drama Link (j) - Hubert Clifford (Ren gets evil grin)

- Saint-Saëns: Dance Macabre (Waltz) - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("They're wet, they're vile, they're stinky, but I love them!")

- Tchaikovsky: Overture Miniature from "The Nutcracker Suite" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren praises Stimpy)

- Saint-Saëns: Dance Macabre (Waltz) - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy throws up)

- Shopping Jaunt - Kenny Graham (first factory montage)

- Tautwalk - Laurie Johnson (Bubba looks around nervously)

- Shopping Jaunt - Kenny Graham (second factory montage)

- Shopping Spree - Laurie Johnson ("Stimpy, snap it up!")

- Sabre Dance - George Wilson, Aram Khachaturian [CPM; not on Warner/Chappell site] (third factory montage)

- Like Strange - Kenny Graham ("Grade A" stamp on Stimpy's butt)

- Light-Hearted Links (1-6) - Eric Spear ("But Ren, I need fuel to make hairballs, and I'm fresh out.")

- Fashion Bridge - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (Stimpy licks Ren's hair)

- Shopping Spree - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy tries to throw up)

- Barber of Seville Overture - Gioacchino Rossini (Stimpy licks Bubba's arm)

- Minuet-String Quintet in E - Luigi Boccherini, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy licks Bubba's back)

- State of Emergency - Laurie Johnson ("Time is money!")

- Inferno - Fredric Bayco (Ren putting a plunger to Stimpy)

- Hollywood Holiday - Frank Samuels ("Yes, Uncle Ren!")

- Danger Run - Tony Kinsey ("An exploratory? What's that?")

- Waltz Pompadour - Tom Elliot [OGM] (Bubba gets inside Stimpy)

- Saint-Saëns: Aquarium from "Carnival of the Animals" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Bubba walking inside Stimpy)

- Symphony #6 "Pathetique" Movement 4 - Peter Tchaikovsky (Stimpy's about to "die")

- Happy Feet - Alan Moorhouse (Ren, Stimpy, and Bubba dance)

Stimpy's Fan Club

Stimpy's Fan Club part 1:

- ? (title card)

- Moving Target - Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi (Ren and Stimpy waiting for the mail)

- Drama Link (a) - Hubert Clifford (mail pushed through the slot)

- Star Parade - Tony Kinsey (Ren and Stimpy jumping into the air)

- Happy-Go-Lively - Laurie Johnson (Ren and Stimpy opening the mail)

- Colour Bridges (1) - Sidney Kay (Ren gets tears in his eyes)

- Changing Moods - Sam Fonteyn ("Sure, everybody loves YOU!")

- Linked Romantic Movements - Sam Fonteyn ("It's YOU they love!")

- Bouquets (1) - Laurie Johnson (Ren cries again)

- Spindlelegs - Cedric Palmer ("You can be the president of my fan club!")

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter ("President...")

- Der Verlorene Krieg - Gerhard Trede [AKA Lost War] (Ren's daydream of being president)

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter (end of Ren's daydream)

- Hail to the Chief - Graham De Wilde ("Well, Mr. President, ready for your first day in office?")

- Lambs in Clover - Jack Strachey (Ren reading the first letter)

- The Nutcracker - Suite Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy (Excerpt) - Peter Tchaikovsky [CPM] (second letter)

- Smouldering Fury (a) - Trevor Duncan (third letter)

- Smouldering Fury (b) - Trevor Duncan (Ren's response to the third letter)

- Terror by Night - Jack Coles ("REN!")

- Colour Bridges (3) - Sidney Kay ("Lots of kids do it.")

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles ("You and I still do it!")

- Drama Link (o) - Hubert Clifford ("I don't deserve to live.")

- From the Cockpit - Garry Hardman (Ren tempts Stimpy to stab him)

- Pomp and Circumstance March #1 - Edward Elgar, Fiachra Trench (Ren vows to do better as president)

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire (fourth letter)

- Moving Target - Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi; Black Mass - Stephen St. Paul (Ren reading numerous letters)

Secret Club bumper:

- Smouldering Fury (a) - Trevor Duncan ("At last I have control of your TV set!")

- Pizzicato Playtime - Sam Fonteyn (the oath)

- Smouldering Fury (a) - Trevor Duncan ("Okay kids, it's back to our secret cartoon!")

Stimpy's Fan Club part 2:

- Pleasant Sleep - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (night)

- Premonition - Laurie Johnson; Satanic - Richard Harvey (Ren's wide awake)

- The Killing Ground (a) - Richard Harvey ("My hands...")

- Drama Shock (g) - Richard Harvey ("Dirty!")

- The Killing Ground (a) - Richard Harvey (Ren screams)

- Silent Scream (a) - Richard Harvey ("President, what a joke.")

- Brahms' Lullaby - Johannes Brahms ("Look at him, lying there asleep...")

- Dangerous A - Mladen Franko ("...with these hands. These DIRTY hands!")

- Approaching Evil - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] (Ren goes crazy)

- Moto Dramatico - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] (Ren screams as scene fades to black)

- Drama Link (n) - Hubert Clifford (morning)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles (Ren in the closet)

- Willy Nilly - Cyril Watters ("Stimpy" answers the door)

- Saint-Saëns: Fossils from "Carnival of the Animals" - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("A letter for me! A letter for me!")

- Cacodemon - Maurice Jarre ("This letter's for ME!")

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco (Ren reads the letter)

- Drama Shock (e) - Richard Harvey (Ren finds out Stimpy wrote the letter)

- Bouquets (1) - Laurie Johnson ("Oh, Stimpy, I'm so ashamed.")

- Poetic Love Theme A, B - Mladen Franko (Ren cries)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (people at the window watching Ren cry)

Fake Dad / Out West

Fake Dad:

- Blush Rose - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (title card)

- Fake Dad Headquarters - Charlie Brissette, Alex Rannie [original composition] (opening)

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford (Kowalski revealed)

- Love Story: Theme - Laurie Johnson (Kowalski hugs Ren)

- There's No Place Like Home (Ren, Stimpy, and Kowalski on the couch)

- Haydn: Symphony No. 94, 1st Movement (Surprise) - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Kowalski sitting in Ren's favorite chair)

- Tension Tag #1 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("Why I oughta take your pants down and spank you!")

- Bouquets (3) - Laurie Johnson ("You're right, I've been terrible.")

- Smokin' - Charlie Brissette, Alex Rannie, Tom Armbruster [original composition] (Kowalski gets out cigarettes)

- Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford (Ren hits Kowalski with the spoon)

- State of Emergency - Laurie Johnson (Kowalski crushing things)

- Lambs in Clover - Jack Strachey (Ren, Stimpy, and Kowalski in the park)

- Rock-a-Bye Baby (Ren burping Kowalski)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (Ren's hairless)

- Rescue - Cecil Milner (Ren snaps)

- Bouquets (2) - Laurie Johnson ("PLEASE pull 'em up.")

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (Ren returns Kowalski)

- Poetic Love Theme A, B - Mladen Franko (Kowalski says goodbye)

Out West:

- Travel Near East #2 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (title card)

- The Gunfighter - Franco Micalizzi, Roberto Pregadio [removed from APM site] (opening narration)

- My Horse and I - Norman Warren (Abner and Ewalt introduced)

- Country & Western #2 - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] ("You're smart enough to be bored?")

- Country & Western #1 - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] ("Nah, we hung her yesterday.")

- Country Music #3 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("I got it! Let's hire us some villains to hang!")

- Evening Campfire - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (more narration)

- Turkey in the Straw - Erik Markman [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy riding chickens)

- Western Saloon - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("Hey Stimpy, let's go down to that little one-horse town...")

- Green Bluegrass - Glen Sutton, Lloyd Green (villins wantid)

- In Jeopardy - Charlie Brissette [original composition] (Jeopardy-style music)

- Harmonica and Guitar Blues - Robert Ascot [Capitol Records] ("That's the ugliest horse ever I did see!")

- She'll Be Commin' 'Round the Mountain - Saul Broudy, Zan Mc Leod, Stephen Wade ("That's my wife!")

- Two Old Timers - Allan Gunn (in the barn)

- Country Music #1 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy try to steal Mr. Horse)

- Mountain Dew (b) - Graham Preskett (Mr. Horse shakes his head)

- Camptown Races [#11] - Edwina Travis-Chin ("Well sir, I don't like it!")

- In Jeopardy - Charlie Brissette [original composition] (Jeopardy-style music)

- Congregation - Graham Preskett (at the gallows)

- Dirty Work at the Crossroads - Sam Fonteyn (Ren and Stimpy hanged)

- Congregation - Graham Preskett ("Aw, who we gonna hang now?")

- The Lord Loves a Hangin' - John Kricfalusi, Jim Smith, Bob Camp [original composition] (ending song)