Eat My Cookies / Ren's Bitter Half

Eat My Cookies:

- The Swinging Parade - Alan Moorhouse (title card)

- The Toy Trumpet - Raymond Scott (opening at boot camp)

- A Furtive Affair 59 - Dick Walter (scoutmaster introduced)

- Music for Percussion (8 to 13) - Laurie Johnson ("Ya gotta earn some BADGES!")

- War Statement 8 - Laurie Johnson (drum roll)

- Springtime for Lovers - Len Stevens (Stimpy describing selling cookies)

- Horror Chords (a) - Paddy Kingsland ("...Till midnight to sell all them cookies.")

- The Toy Trumpet - Raymond Scott (Ren slaps Stimpy)

- Blue Harmonica - Paul Lenart, Richard Rosenblatt (Ren and Stimpy in the desert)

- Static Time - John Scott (Ren and Stimpy are waiting for a customer)

- The Sleeper Awakens - Richard Harvey (Stimpy's hungry)

- Dramatic Impact 2 - Ivor Slaney ("Oh no, Ren!")

- Pomp and Circumstance March #1 - Edward Elgar, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy starts to make a speech)

- Cradle Song (Brahms' Lullaby) - Johannes Brahms, Fiachra Trench (Ren and Stimpy are full)

- In the Streets - Gerhard Trede (a limo approaches)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles (a guy's head comes out of the limo)

- Trafficscape - Eric Winstone (Ren is about to sell them but Stimpy opens his mouth)

- Colour Bridges (4 1-7) - Sidney Kay ("Here, pig boy, gnaw on this!")

- Moving Target - Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi (guy is eating the cactuses)

- Trafficscape - Eric Winstone (guy in limo leaves)

- Barrelhouse Stomp (a) - Jonathan Starkey (card game)

- Ein Montag Im November - Gerhard Trede [not on APM site] (Ren leaves the card game)

- A Furtive Affair 59 - Dick Walter ("I know the funnest badge of 'em all.")

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford (snipe hunting badge)

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter (Stimpy is mesmerized by the snipe concept)

- A Furtive Affair 59 - Dick Walter (scoutmaster leaves)

- Hunting the Hare - James Gourlay [CPM] (right before Ren is yelled at by Stimpy)

- Dramatic Impact 1 - Ivor Slaney ("I want that snipe badge!")

- Hunting the Hare - James Gourlay [CPM] (Stimpy leaves)

- A Furtive Affair 59 - Dick Walter (scoutmaster laughs)

- Reveille [arrangement by Charlie Brissette and Bob Camp] (pan down to camp)

- The Toy Trumpet - Raymond Scott (Ren's about to leave)

- Hunting the Hare - James Gourlay [CPM] ("I caught one, I caught one!")

- Weapons of War Link 1 - Richard Hill (snipe appears)

- Full Alert - John Scott (Ren's beat up by the snipe)

- Trumpet Call 1 - Sam Fonteyn (first merit badge earned)

- Pizzacato from Sylvia - Leo Delibes (girls are giving Stimpy some congrats)

- Drama Link (o) - Hubert Clifford (Ren feels dejected)

- A Furtive Affair 59 - Dick Walter (scoutmaster appears again)

- The Toy Trumpet - Raymond Scott (Stimpy reading book)

- Panic Patrol - Kenny Graham (Ren and Stimpy fall off the cliff)

- Trumpet Call 1 - Sam Fonteyn (merit badge earned)

- The Toy Trumpet - Raymond Scott (trying to earn more merit badges)

- Colour Bridges (2) - Sidney Kay (badger bites Ren)

- Drama Link (e) - Hubert Clifford (Ren's attacked by bears)

- Trumpet Call 1 - Sam Fonteyn (merit badge earned)

- Cowboy's Delight - Charlie Brissette [original composition based on "Bury Me Not on the Lone Prairie"] (campfire scene)

- Smouldering Fury (a) - Trevor Duncan (costumes taken off)

- The Toy Trumpet - Raymond Scott (ending)

Ren's Bitter Half:

- A Fairy Tale - Raduz and Mahulena Op 16 - 4) Allegro Appassionato - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (title card)

- Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford (opening)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden ("I've got thrice the hiney now!")

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson; Variete 3 - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Stimpy reveals the formula)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson ("Ren! Be careful with that!")

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer (Ren shakes formula)

- A Fairy Tale - Raduz and Mahulena Op 16 - 4) Allegro Appassionato - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (formula spills on Ren)

- Drama Link (f), (d) - Hubert Clifford (Ren reacts to the formula)

- NNight on Bare Mountain - Modest Mussorgsky (Ren splits in half)

- 1945 Adagio Funebre (aus Ein Leben) - Gerhard Trede ("Ye gods! Ren's been split into his two opposite halves!")

- Trombone Link (b) - Richard Myhill ("...and his indifferent side!")

- Spindlelegs - Cedric Palmer (Stimpy's happy)

- Descriptive Items 8 - John Fox (Stimpy and the two Rens on the couch)

- Mud - Ron Aspery ("Ren, wouldn't you like to stop hitting Ren, and watch the cartoon?")

- Spindlelegs - Cedric Palmer (Evil Ren throws TV)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles (Evil Ren laughs)

- Haydn: Symphony No. 94, 1st Movement (Surprise) - Lee Ashley [OGM] (girl scout)

- Whodunnit? - Steve Race (Evil Ren's about to plug in the TV)

- Questions - John Scott (Evil Ren laughs)

- Fashion on Parade - Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy and Apathy Ren take a walk)

- Whodunnit? - Steve Race (Evil Ren barracades the door)

- Static Link D - Gregor Narholz (12 hours later...)

- Fashion on Parade - Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy and Apathy Ren enter the house)

- Static Link A - Gregor Narholz ("Oh Evil Ren...?")

- Colour Bridges (3) - Sidney Kay ("What's this stuff?")

- Bassoon Link (b) - Richard Myhill (Stimpy's record melts)

- Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford ("Mousy!")

- Light Eerie - George Hormel [Capitol Records] [AKA Light Underscore (ZR-49)] ("Careful, Ren!")

- Horror Chords (c) - Paddy Kingsland (Ren holds the litter)

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Stimpy screams)

- Dangerous A - Mladen Franko (Ren dumps the litter)

- Brickbats (1-8); Brickbat (Build-Up) - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy's tied up)

- Woodland Scene - John Fox ("You and Deadpan Ren need each other!")

- 1936 Largo (aus Ein Leben) - Gerhard Trede ("Let me help put you back together.")

- Sweet Air A - Mladen Franko ("I've seen a part of myself no man should ever see.")

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson ("I LIIIKE IT!")

- Approaching Evil - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] (Ren dumps more formula on himself)

- Power Master - Jack Beaver ("But what if there were two evil Rens?")

- 1945 Adagio Funebre (aus Ein Leben) - Gerhard Trede (Ren's split again)

- Trombone Slides - Dick Walter (Evil Ren and Hideously Evil Ren hook up)

- Sunday Service (b) - Peter Lea-Cox (wedding)

- National Anthem of France A - Alfred Kluten, Claude Rouget de Lisle (Evil Ren and Hideously Evil Ren drive off)

- Poetic Love Theme B - Mladen Franko (ending)