To Salve and Salve Not / No Pants Today

To Salve and Salve Not:

- Mister Charles - Sid Phillips (title card)

- Domestic Fun (a) - Ernest Tomlinson (Ren on the couch)

- Muddy Muskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (Stimpy watching TV)

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire ("Why sure, I'll take one!")

- Star Parade - Tony Kinsey (Titan 4000 described by Stimpy)

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford ("Stimpy, this time I'm really going to-")

- Be Cool (b) - Benny Carter (installation monkey)

- Hit and Run - Ralph Dollimore (Ren sucked into the vacuum)

- Pleasant Sleep - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (Ren asleep on the couch)

- I.T.M.A. - Michael North (salesman revealed)

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham (Ren throws salesman out)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles; Turn the Screw - Paul Gerard (Stimpy sneaks into the beauty room)

- Chandelier Waltz - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Stimpy puts on make-up)

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham ("Knock knock!")

- I.T.M.A. - Michael North (salesman appears again)

- Dramatic - Robert Mersey [Capitol Records] [AKA Goldfinger - David Morse [CPM]] ("Get down from there!")

- Fashion Bridge - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (Ren puts on make-up, but it's really the salesman)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden; Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson (salesman's thrown out again)

- Domestic (C-164) - William Loose [Capitol Records] (Stimpy does the dishes)

- Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede ("WE... DON'T... WANT... NO... SALVE!")

- Lambs in Clover - Jack Strachey ("Hey Stimpy, hurry up with that jelly sandwich.")

- The Hurry Up - Kenny Graham (Ren feeds salesman to the dog)

- Our Mr Meredith - Eric Winstone (Ren on the toilet)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (Ren's out of toilet paper)

- I.T.M.A. - Michael North (salesman appears again)

- Tension Tag #1 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Ren crackles in rage)

- Drama Link (o) - Hubert Clifford (Ren agrees to buy some salve)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson (drum roll)

- Quiz Organ (b) - Curtis Schwartz (Stimpy in the tub with salve)

- I.T.M.A. - Michael North (Ren cries)

No Pants Today:

- Mambo - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (title card)

- Folli the Foal - Andrew Fenner (Stimpy looking through dresser)

- Drama Link (a) - Hubert Clifford ("I can't find my pants!")

- Sting #32 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("I'm naked under this towel!")

- Saint-Saëns: Fossils from "Carnival of the Animals" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren kicks Stimpy outside)

- Cold Fear (a) - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy looks around, nervous)

- Fly by Night - Montague Ewing (Stimpy wants to borrow some pants)

- Bits and Pieces - Ronald Hanmer (wife is afraid of naked Stimpy)

- Inferno - Fredric Bayco (Mr. Pipe goes after Stimpy with a hose)

- Turn the Screw - Paul Gerard (Victor looks at Stimpy in the tree stump)

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham ("This is REALLY gonna hurt!")

- Teenage Party - Erik Markman [OGM] (Victor's dad in the car)

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham (Victor taking a breather)

- Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford (right before "Why of course!")

- The Crime Busters - Ralph Dollimore ("We can't do it here.")

- Kommissar Maigret - Gerhard Trede (Stimpy, Victor, and his dad in the car)

- Sixth Sense - David Lindup (Victor's dad won't let Victor give his underwear to Stimpy)

- Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford (Victor's dad pulls his underwear out)

- The Crime Busters - Ralph Dollimore (Victor's dad teases Stimpy)

- Catfish Row - Benny Carter (Stimpy finally has underwear)

- Panic Patrol - Kenny Graham (Stimpy's thrown from the car)

- Heavy Affliction - Cedric Palmer ("I'm beat up, dirty, and lost in the woods.")

- Gay Activity - Clive Richardson ("But I got my pants!")

- From the Cockpit - Garry Hardman (Stimpy's held up by a cow)

- Bailando Con La Gitana - David Snell (cow has the underwear on)

- Forewarning A - Syd Dale (exterior of deep, dark forest)

- Satanic - Richard Harvey (Stimpy walking through the deep, dark forest)

- Dangerous A - Mladen Franko ("Where's your pants?!")

- Dramatic M.T. (PG-183) - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (grizzly bear appears)

- Happy-Go-Lively - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy has "pants")

- South Side Shuffle - Keith Nichols (Ren and Stimpy in dresses)