Ren's Retirement

Dog Water commercial:

- Beethoven: Minuet - Lee Ashley [OGM] (opening)

- Handel: Water Music - Lee Ashley [OGM] (dog water introduced)

- Musette Madeleine - Roland Kovac (man pops the question)

- Valse Moderne - George Fenton, John Leach (couple drinks dog water)

- Handel: Water Music - Lee Ashley [OGM] (ending)

Ren's Retirement:

- Dead March 2 - Frederic Chopin, Alfred Kluten [APM website incorrectly lists Gabriel Faure] (title card)

- Am Dorfbrunnen A - Otto Sieben (opening)

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (Ren's home)

- Rescue - Cecil Milner (Ren rescues old lady under bus)

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (old lady is smitten with Ren)

- For He's a Jolly Good Fellow - Trevor Thornton [CPM] (birthday cake)

- Dramatic Impact 6 - Ivor Slaney (Ren learns he's 70)

- Trombone Slides - Dick Walter (Stimpy eating birthday cake)

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer ("70 years old!")

- Links and Interjections (II - 1 -10) - Alan Braden ("There there now, dry those bloodshot eyes.")

- Our Mr Meredith - Eric Winstone (Stimpy comforts Ren)

- Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren's visibly older)

- Beethoven: Symphony No. 5, 1st Movement - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren looks at himself in the mirror)

- Hollywood Romance - Peter Yorke (Ren decides to retire)

- Folli the Foal - Andrew Fenner (Stimpy feeds Ren like a baby)

- To Death or Glory - Laurie Johnson (Ren thinks he's in a war)

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter; Preussens Gloria - Joseph Kanz, Gottfried Piefke (Ren thinks Stimpy is the kaiser)

- Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("For the boys who didn't make it!")

- Drama Link (k) - Hubert Clifford ("Right here! Finish it! A bullet in the brain!")

- Pleasant Sleep - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (Stimpy tucks Ren into bed)

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire (Ren and Stimpy playing golf)

- Drama Link (i) - Hubert Clifford (Haggis MacHaggis approaches)

- March for Jeanie - John Fox (Haggis MacHaggis stuffs golf clubs into Ren's mouth)

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire ("Well, Ren, what did I tell you?")

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (more golf)

- Heavenly Voices (b) - David Farnon (Ren looks into the sunset)

- Dramatic String Effects 3 - John Fox ("I'm with you, pal.")

- Softly She Sleeps - Cedric Palmer (pan over to Bali-Hai Mortuary)

- Dancing the Hula - Kapono Beamer (Bali-Hai Mortuary exterior)

- I.T.M.A. - Michael North (coffin salesman)

- Life or Death - Jack Beaver; Timpattern [#51.4] - Sammy Burdson (Kowalski appears)

- Kommissar Maigret - Gerhard Trede (description of cheapest coffin)

- Curtain-Raiser - Alan Braden (best coffin available)

- Longing for Home - David Bell (funeral)

- The Cat from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site] (Wilbur Cobb introduced)

- Funeral Music - Alfred Kluten [APM website incorrectly lists Gabriel Faure] ("Death... a subject I'M familiar with!")

- Workaday World - Jack Beaver (Stimpy joins Ren in the coffin)

- Mendelssohn: Funeral March from "Midsummer Night's Dream" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (pan of coffin)

- Tchaikovsky: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies from "The Nutcracker Suite" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (people dragging their butt on Ren's grave)

- Slow Sax - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (interior of coffin)

- Spindlelegs - Cedric Palmer (worm visitor at the door)

You Are What You Eat:

- Casual Acquaintance - Paul Deveruex (opening)

- Bliss - Alec Gould (girl sad)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson; Variete 1 - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Billy comes to life)

- Opening Fanfare - Eddy Warner ("I'm Billy the Beef Tallow Boy, that's true!")

- Gay Time - Alan Perry ("Now I have a REAL friend to play with!")

- You Are What You Eat - Lynne Naylor, Chris Reccardi [original composition]

- Act One - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] ("Well I see my work here is done!")

- Merry as a Grig - Van Phillips (doing CPR on dad)