Ren's Pecs / An Abe Divided

Ren's Pecs:

- Roman March - Robert Sharples (title card)

- Riff Raff - Robert Mersey [Capitol Records] [AKA Rock N Roll Bop - David Morse [CPM]] (beach pan)

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford ("Why you... I'll kick you into next we-")

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (bully revealed)

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco (bully kicks sand on Ren)

- Riff Raff - Robert Mersey [Capitol Records] [AKA Rock N Roll Bop - David Morse [CPM]] (bully laughs and leaves)

- Tension Tag #1 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("Well, Ren, where'd your little friends go?")

- Colour Bridges (1) - Sidney Kay (Ren's about to hit Stimpy but stops)

- Light-Hearted Links (1-6) - Eric Spear ("Look at me, Stimpy, what a pathetic wimp I am.")

- Lohengrin (Prelude Act 3) - Richard Wagner (Charles Globe revealed)

- Reach for the Stars - Richard Harvey ("If you had large pectoral muscles, no one would ever push you around again!")

- Stop Gap - Robert Sharples ("Work out?!")

- Quiz Organ (b) - Curtis Schwartz (Ren screams in delight)

- Light-Hearted Links (1-6) - Eric Spear ("I'll always be a wimp!")

- Also Sprach Zarathustra. Op. 30 - Karl Boehm, Richard Strauss (sun gleaming off Stimpy's butt)

- Passionate Interludes (e) - Sam Fonteyn ("Oh Stimpy, you are my true friend.")

- Uneasy Truce - Van Phillips (hospital exterior)

- Where Danger Lurks - Ronald Hanmer (Ren and Stimpy on operating table)

- Disaster - Bruce Campbell (operation)

- Rossini: Overture from "The Thieving Magpie," Part II - Lee Ashley [OGM] (fat dropped into Ren)

- Act One - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (bandages removed from Stimpy)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (Stimpy has no butt)

- Kim's Tune - Ralph Dollimore (bandages removed from Ren)

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco ("Doc...")

- Crime Doesn't Pay - Jack Beaver ("I feel great, powerful, DANGEROUS.")

- Running Off the Rails - Clive Richardson ("We're going to the beach!")

- Riff Raff - Robert Mersey [Capitol Records] [AKA Rock N Roll Bop - David Morse [CPM]] (beach again)

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco (return of the bully)

- Catfish Row - Benny Carter ("Well, that's that.")

- Clair De Lune - Helmuth Brandenburg, Claude Debussy (Stimpy's sad that Ren's leaving)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson; Gala Premiere - Laurie Johnson (Hollywood)

- Roman March - Robert Sharples (action movie)

- Gala Premiere - Laurie Johnson (Ren's beefcake photos)

- Light-Hearted Links (1-6) - Eric Spear ("He's so happy.")

- Gala Premiere - Laurie Johnson ("The guy who made it all possible: Charles Globe!")

An Abe Divided:

- John Brown's Body (b) - Brian Gulland, Richard Harvey (title card)

- Pomp and Ceremony - Frank Damico (White House exterior)

- Valse Moderne - George Fenton, John Leach (Ren and Stimpy eating food out of the trash)

- Setting the Trap - Dick Walter ("Hey, look!")

- Valse Moderne - George Fenton, John Leach (Ren and Stimpy jump out of the trash)

- Mini-March - Laurie Johnson (Sgt. Big Butt revealed)

- Music for Percussion (8 to 13) - Laurie Johnson ("Do you know what we give you if you disgrace our country?")

- Frontal Attack C - Sammy Burdson ("Present... TOWELS!")

- Short Roll [#4.5] - Eric Allen ("Ten-hut! About face!")

- Music for Percussion (1 to 7) - Laurie Johnson (towel whippings)

- March to Battle - Laurie Johnson ("All right, ladies, this is the president.")

- Domestic (C-164) - William Loose [Capitol Records] (scrubbing the president with Ren)

- Be Cool (b) - Benny Carter (hoodlum pigeons)

- Links and Interjections (I - 1 - 12) - Alan Braden ("Hey! Take that!")

- Absolute Zero - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy wide-eyed)

- Jingle Bells (d) - Simon Benson (Stimpy on Abe Lincoln with a Christmas list)

- Funeral March - Frederic Chopin, Fiachra Trench ("A memorial? I didn't know Santy Claus was DEAD!")

- Dramatic Impact 2 - Ivor Slaney (Ren slaps Stimpy)

- Rossini: Morning from "William Tell" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (morning)

- Investiture - Bruce Campbell ("Yep, he was a great man.")

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter (Ren overhears that there's a treasure in Abe's head)

- Swing of the Hills - Stan Livingston [OGM] (Ren daydreaming of riding a limo out of Abe's head)

- The Hurry Up - Kenny Graham (Ren pushes all the tourists out)

- Tautwalk - Laurie Johnson (Ren wondering how to get inside Abe's head)

- Rossini: Overture from "The Barber of Seville" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren's stuck in Abe's nose)

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (sawing Abe's head off)

- Playbill - Wilfred Burns (Stimpy describing what's in the president's head)

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (more sawing)

- Workaday World - Jack Beaver ("Oh boy oh boy, I'm gonna be rich!")

- Music, Choral - Accent 01 [Sound Ideas] (Ren finds the head)

- Short Fanfare - Edward White; Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson (caramel corn revealed)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles ("Caramel corn. In the president's head.")

- Dramatic Impact 2 - Ivor Slaney (Ren screams at the sight of no head on the statue)

- Main Street - Alec Gould (Ren pacing)

- Jingle Bells (d) - Simon Benson (Stimpy creates the head as Santa's)

- Main Street - Alec Gould (Stimpy's second attempt)

- Light Movement (ZR-47) - George Hormel [Capitol Records] (new head)

- The Kill - Brian Beamish, Garry Hardman ("Okay squirrel, hand over your nuts...")

- William Tell Overture (a) - Gioacchino Rossini, Fiachra Trench (birds eat sausage Lincoln head)

- Shopping Spree - Laurie Johnson (multiple replacement heads tried)

- Wagner: Ride of the Valkyries - Lee Ashley [OGM] (someone lifts up the dumpster head)

- The March of the Ants - Sidney Crooke (homeless person revealed)

- Secret Hopes A - Mladen Franko (Ren begging the spirit of Old Honest Abe)

- Saw Theme - W Trytel (Headless Lincoln kicks Ren and Stimpy)

- Rossini: Morning from "William Tell" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (morning again)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles ("Do you have anything to say, before I KILL you?!")

- Battle Hymn of Republic (a) - Graham De Wilde ("A chicken in every garage, mom's apple pie, and rubber nipples for everyone!")