Hard Times for Haggis

Hard Times for Haggis:

- Dorinda Mc Clure - Douglas Pincock; Scotch Wrap - Chris Reccardi [original composition] (title card)

- Blue Hills - Ronald Hanmer (opening)

- Longing for Home - David Bell (Haggis's wall of accomplishments)

- Clock and Bass Suspense - Chris Reccardi [original composition]; From the Cockpit - Garry Hardman (Haggis sits waiting for his show to start)

- Sunshine Patrol - Tom Elliot [OGM] (Haggis turns on the TV)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson ("And now, boys and girls!")

- Scotsman Show Theme - Chris Reccardi [original composition] (The Scotsman titles)

- Showtime Fill (c) - Gary Kettel ("And here's Haggis in this week's episode...")

- Big Show Theme - Robert Sharples ("The Scotsman Beats His Dog!")

- Showtime (a) - Robert Sharples (Haggis laughs at his show)

- The Saucy Postcard - Richard Myhill (stupid butler)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson ("Who's the funniest cartoon on TV, huh?!")

- Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel ("Duh... Rodney and Boo-winky?")

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford (The Scotsman is cancelled)

- Dog Pound Hop - Chris Reccardi, Jim Smith, Scott Huml, John Kricfalusi [original composition] (R&S on TV)

- News Flash - Sam Fonteyn (news program)

- Saw Theme - W Trytel (space program)

- Star Parade - Tony Kinsey (Stimpy advertising shaving cream)

- Symphony #6 "Pastoral" Movement 4 - Ludwig Beethoven (Haggis yells)

- Weapons of War Link 1 - Richard Hill ("They'll rue the day they crossed Haggis MacHaggis!")

- Conflict Link 1 - Richard Hill (Haggis runs down the stairs)

- Hawaiian Flower - Jon Jelmer (Ren and Stimpy appear at the mansion)

- Be Cool (b) - Benny Carter (salesman throws Haggis out)

- Disaster - Bruce Campbell (Haggis pounds on the front door)

- Fond Memories of Portree - David Bell ("Now you've gone and done it! You've made me cry!")

- Radar Room - Sam Fonteyn ("I've got to think of a solution!")

- Gay Time - Alan Perry ("I shall return!")

- Into the City - Chris Reccardi [original composition] (far shot of Haggis heading for town)

- Haggis Walk - Chris Reccardi [original composition] (Haggis walking into town, muttering angrily)

- Fly by Night - Montague Ewing (Haggis runs up to the crowd)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (Haggis is shocked to see it's Ren & Stimpy they're watching)

- Panic Patrol - Kenny Graham (Haggis tries to cover the TVs)

- Fire (JB-28) - William Loose, Jack Cookerly [Capitol Records] (Haggis sees Ren and Stimpy everywhere)

- Sublime Ghost - William Loose, John Seely [Capitol Records] (Haggis sees Ren and Stimpy in the clouds)

- Poppin' Around - Bruce Campbell ("Hey mister, look what I got!")

- Largo Op.28 E-Minor - Helmuth Brandenburg, Frederic Chopin (Haggis walking in the park)

- Luck 'o the Irish - Richard Myhill (old lady feeding the birds)

- Valse Aux Champs-Elysees - Daniel Jean-Jeannin (Haggis eating the bird seed)

- Zelle 503 - Gerhard Trede (Haggis coughing up the bird seed)

- Valse Aux Champs-Elysees - Daniel Jean-Jeannin (Haggis is beat up)

- Mozart: Minuet - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy enjoying the mansion)

- Vivaldi: Spring "The Four Seasons" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy at dinner)

- Late Night Life - Erik Markman [OGM] (Haggis at the toy store window)

- Voodoo Victim - Gilbert Vinter (a mysterious person buys the Haggis doll)

- Smouldering Fury (a) - Trevor Duncan (mysterious person goes into the alley)

- Very End - Sam Fonteyn (the mysterious person is Whacky)

- Polovtsian Dances from Prince Igor - Stranger In Paradise 1 - Aleksandre Borodin [removed from APM site] (memories)

- Poet and Peasant-Overture - Franz Suppe [SONIA-0455] (dog gets a crazed look)

- Balloch House Waltz - Douglas Pincock (closeup of Whacky's eyes)

- Cataclysm - Maurice Jarre (Whacky beats up the doll)

- Dangerous D, C - Mladen Franko (Haggis screams and runs into the street)

- Symphony #6 "Pastoral" Movement 4 - Ludwig Beethoven; Bridge Over Water - Chris Reccardi [original composition] (Haggis at the bridge)

- Psycho Bass - Chris Reccardi [original composition]; Erotic Nightmare - William Farran ("I'll just END IT ALL!")

- Dramatic M.T. (PG-183) - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (wind blows)

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham (ad blows onto Haggis's face)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson (drum roll)

- Catwalk - Kenny Graham (CHEAP!!!)

- Gay Activity - Clive Richardson ("I'll have me revenge at last!")

- Workaday World - Jack Beaver ("They'll be sorry!")

- Kommissar Maigret - Gerhard Trede (Rent a Thug)

- Hit and Run - Ralph Dollimore (Haggis driving in the car with his thugs)

- Curtain-Raiser - Alan Braden (opening night of a new R&S episode)

- Hit and Run - Ralph Dollimore (Haggis enters the studio)

- Act One - Ib Glindemann [Capitol Records] (Ren and Stimpy getting make-up applied)

- Uppers and Downers (2) - Kenny Graham (Ren and Stimpy are beat up by the thugs)

- Stirring Drums of the Highlands - John Fox (everyone's tied up)

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson ("And now, laddies and gentlewomen!")

- Americano-Latino - Erik Markman [OGM] (Ben and Stumpy main titles)

- Country Music #1 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (guitar music during Ben & Stumpy)

- Take a Bow 2 - David Lindup (end of show)

- I.T.M.A. - Michael North (show was a success)

- Dramatic - Robert Mersey [Capitol Records] [AKA Goldfinger - David Morse [CPM]] ("What are you doing here? I fired your butt!")

- Romance at Midnight - Johnny Pearson (Ben and Stumpy in the limo)

- Showtime #6 - Neil Amsterdam [OGM] (Ren, Stimpy, and Haggis under a bridge)

Dog Water commercial:

- Beethoven: Minuet - Lee Ashley [OGM] (opening)

- Handel: Water Music - Lee Ashley [OGM] (dog water introduced)

- Musette Madeleine - Roland Kovac (man pops the question)

- Valse Moderne - George Fenton, John Leach (couple drinks dog water)

- Handel: Water Music - Lee Ashley [OGM] (ending)