Sammy and Me / The Last Temptation

Sammy and Me:

- Appearing Live (a) - Dick Walter (title card)

- Children Signature - Erik Markman [OGM] (opening)

- Our Special Guest (e) - Dick Walter; Hot Liquorice (a) - Dick Walter; Timpani Effects [#30] - Sammy Burdson; Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel (mailman punches the mailbox)

- Orchestral Link 73 - Mike Sunderland; Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (mailbox shakes)

- Send them Victorious (b) - Graham De Wilde ("It's here!")

- Big Band News #2 - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] (Stimpy runs off)

- Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy laughs diabolically)

- Cue the Action! (a) - Dick Walter ("My very own Sammy Mantis kit!")

- Static Link L - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy takes out the items)

- Heavenly Voies (a) - David Farnon; Mental Torment - John Fox ("Golly! Sammy's insect eye!")

- Orchestral Link 19 - Mike Sunderland (Stimpy sticks in the eye)

- Stripper Signature - Erik Markman [OGM]; Cue the Action! (a) - Dick Walter ("Yeah!")

- Our Special Guest (a) - Dick Walter ("Guess who I am, babe.")

- Showtime Fill (e), (g) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy acting like Sammy)

- Dames and Daggers (b) - Dick Walter; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (sting)

- Bear Time - Ron Ronsted ("Lorne Greene?")

- Raspberry! (a) - Richard Myhill (Stimpy's disappointed)

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("I know!")

- Bear Time - Ron Ronsted (Stimpy tries an impression)

- Dramatic Cue (h) - Ronald Hanmer ("Wally Cox?")

- Tuba Walk - Dick Walter ("Hmm...")

- Toyland - Paddy Kingsland (plays after "Tuba Walk")

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("I know!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy under a spotlight)

- Mantid Man - Shawn Patterson, Bill Wray [original composition] (Stimpy sings this)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Dramatic Impact 2 - Ivor Slaney ("Merv Tormel.")

- Rescue - Cecil Milner (Stimpy bites Ren's head)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Dramatic Impact 2 - Ivor Slaney ("Cut out this Sammy Mantis crap and get to bed!")

- Hey, Hot Lips! (d) - Dick Walter (Stimpy walks away)

- Kleine Nachtmusik-Romance, Eine - Paul Gaechter, Wolfgang Mozart (that night...)

- Fast Flowing Rhythm - Eric Allen (right before "I'll do it!")

- Kleine Nachtmusik-Romance, Eine - Paul Gaechter, Wolfgang Mozart ("Alright.")

- Cue the Action! (c) - Dick Walter; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (Sammy Kazootie)

- Orchestral Link 76 - Mike Sunderland ("Sammy, Sammy, Sammy!")

- Kleine Nachtmusik-Romance, Eine - Paul Gaechter, Wolfgang Mozart (Ren reading story)

- Death in the City - Jack Beaver; Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel; Timpani Effects [#49] - Sammy Burdson ("Good night...")

- Drama Link (o) - Hubert Clifford ("...idiot.")

- Springtime - Fiachra Trench (the next morning)

- Drive the Jive - Chris Walden (Sammy appears)

- Hit and Run - Ralph Dollimore (Sammy leaves)

- Dames and Daggers (a) - Dick Walter (Stimpy takes a trash can)

- Erotic Nightmare - William Farran (shot of Stimpy's door)

- Bedlam - William Farran; Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Floating Beauty A - Mladen Franko (all play at the same time as Stimpy's pile is seen)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy ducks into his pile)

- Dames and Daggers (a) - Dick Walter (Stimpy in sneaking gear)

- [original composition by Shawn Patterson] (pan of the party)

- Lightning Finger Boogie (a) - Jonathan Starkey (Liberoche playing the piano)

- Playbill - Wilfred Burns; Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy's excited)

- Appearing Live (a) - Dick Walter (Sammy appears again)

- Mantid Man - Shawn Patterson, Bill Wray [original composition] (Sammy sings this)

- Mountain Story Bridge K - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy wakes up)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden ("Sammy!")

- [original composition by Shawn Patterson] ("I've always dreamed you bite my head off.")

- Psychogram E - Mladen Franko (Sammy eats Liberoche's head)

- Point of Departure O - Gregor Narholz (Sammy's in the darkness)

- Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel (Sammy jumps)

- Sandstorm - John Leach, George Fenton (Sammy lands in front of Stimpy)

- Human Misery B - Gregor Narholz ("Weren't you at my signing, man?")

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Point of Departure I - Gregor Narholz (Sammy lectures Stimpy)

- Timpani - Rolls (m); Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel ("...and steal MY dead skin?")

- Love Scene C - Mladen Franko (Stimpy cries)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel; Hollywood Christmas [#70] - Gregor Narholz ("Oh, it's too much to hope for!")

- Mantid Man - Shawn Patterson, Bill Wray [original composition] (Stimpy and Sammy sing this)

- Carioca Girl - Gerhard Narholz (Stimpy in bed with mangled head)

The Last Temptation of Ren:

- Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel; Toccata In D-Minor Bwv 565 - Johann Bach (title card)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (fade to episode)

- Fashion on Parade - Ronald Hanmer (opening)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Inferno - Fredric Bayco (oat lumps)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (oat lump falls into the pot)

- Set to Pounce - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren's impatient)

- Bonhomie - George Fenton, John Leach (Stimpy serves oatmeal)

- Small Triangle Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren looks delighted)

- Fashion on Parade - Ronald Hanmer ("Enjoy your lumps, I'm off to see my stories!")

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Bits and Pieces - Ronald Hanmer (Ren choking)

- Animal Fair - Trevor Thornton [CPM] (Stimpy watching TV)

- Bits and Pieces - Ronald Hanmer (Ren choking some more)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (Ren's life flashes before his eyes)

- Cradle Song (Brahms' Lullaby) - Johannes Brahms, Fiachra Trench (in the womb)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (transition)

- Inferno - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (war flashback)

- Oberlander - Wolfgang Kaltenbach (outhouse)

- Inferno - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Stimpy runs for it)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (transition back to Ren)

- Dreamy Ghost - William Loose, John Seely [Capitol Records] (Ren's soul exits his body)

- Where Danger Lurks - Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy watching TV and crying)

- Dreamy Ghost - William Loose, John Seely [Capitol Records] (Stimpy laughs at the TV)

- Without Walls B - Mladen Franko (Ren floats upwards)

- Harp Gliss 2 [#21.5] - Otto Sieben (Ren reaches the top of the clouds)

- Whistling Rufus - John Godfrey, James Stewart (bus to purgatory)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden; Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel (sting when Ren sits next to a carcass)

- Without Walls B - Mladen Franko (choir music as Ren gets off the bus)

- Toccata In D-Minor Bwv 565 - Johann Bach (organ piece)

- The Cat from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site] (Wilbur Cobb)

- Easy Come Easy Go - Mike Sunderland (bug rolling cigar)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Timpani Effects [#30] - Sammy Burdson; Inferno - Fredric Bayco (bug is greedy)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Timpani Effects [#30] - Sammy Burdson (Cobb kicks the bug)

- Canope - Helmuth Brandenburg, Claude Debussy (Wilbur Cobb lectures some more)

- Without Walls B - Mladen Franko ("And that's why I'm givin' you a second chance.")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel ("Go back, Hoek, and tend thy garden.")

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Hallelujah Chorus from the Messiah - George Handel (Ren promises not to let Cobb down)

- Crepe Suzette - Cyril Watters (Mr. Pipe appears)

- Angel Voices D - Mladen Franko; Vibe Link (a) - Richard Myhill (Ren descends to Earth)

- Military Conflict - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Stimpy's watching TV with corpse Ren)

- Vibe Link (a) - Richard Myhill (Ren's soul returns to his body)

- Don Pasquale Operatic Chorus - Gaetano Donizetti, George Wilson [CPM] ("Stimpy, I'm back, I'm alive!")

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel; Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (transition)

- Symphony #101 "Clock" 2nd Mvt. - Franz Haydn, Fiachra Trench (Ren throws possessions into the fire)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Shock Scenes - Gregor Narholz (Ren mowing lawn at night)

- Orchestral Link 62 - Mike Sunderland (Next Morning)

- Happy Golightly - John Fiddy ("I have something to get off my chest.")

- Lonely Soul - John Fox (Ren makes a confession)

- Funeral March - Gary Kettel ("...every last cent of it.")

- Timpani Effects [#30] - Sammy Burdson; Travellin' On (b) - Graham Preskett ("A million bucks?!")

- Showtime (a) - Robert Sharples (later...)

- Temple Dance - George Fenton, John Leach; Audivi Vocem - Thomas Tallis [CPM] (Ren meditating)

- Twang Bar Blues 1 - Steve Byrd (Stimpy driving around the house)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Shock Scenes - Gregor Narholz (Ren mowing lawn again)

- Main Street - Alec Gould ("Care to join us for a dip?")

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Shock Scenes - Gregor Narholz ("Go swimming in the pious pool of sorrow!")

- Main Street - Alec Gould ("Okay, Ren!")

- Pictures of India - Klaus Wuesthoff [removed from APM site] (Ren whipping himself at the table)

- Beethoven: Minuet - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy eating a good meal)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Shock Scenes - Gregor Narholz; Audivi Vocem - Thomas Tallis [CPM] ("You mark my words, Mr. Greedy Glutton...")

- Beethoven: Minuet - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("Okay, suit yourself.")

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Shock Scenes - Gregor Narholz; Bits and Pieces - Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy's choking)

- Timpani - Military (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren stops himself)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Comic Tension (c) - Dick Walter; Without Walls B - Mladen Franko (Ren looks at all the possessions)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (Ren imagines himself driving the race car)

- Comic Tension (c) - Dick Walter; Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel; Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel (daydream ends)

- Elusive - Len Stevens ("I'll, uh, go for help!")

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; The Promised Land - Kay Rudd (Ren runs into Wilbur Cobb)

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel; Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (Ren saves Stimpy)

- The Cat from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench (ending)

A Scooter for Yaksmas

A Scooter for Yaksmas:

- Joy to the World 59 - Richard Harvey (title card)

- Locomotion - Clive Richardson (Stimpy working at the factory)

- Happy Holiday - Anthony Spurgin (end of work shift)

- Hercule Poirot - Gerhard Trede (Stimpy outside the toy store)

- Nutcracker-Sugar Plum Fairy - Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy in the bathroom)

- Appearing Live (c) - Dick Walter; Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel (Ren at the dinner table with signs around him)

- Album for Young - Merry Peasant - Robert Schumann, Fiachra Trench ("Lemme just scooter that in a little closer.")

- Hey, Hot Lips! (d) - Dick Walter (Stimpy with a sign on his head)

- The Twelve Days of Christmas 59 - Richard Harvey [removed from APM site] (Stimpy decorating)

- Mental Torment - John Fox; Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy shushing Ren)

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill (Stimpy says they must get ready for the night)

- It's a Wizzleteats Kind of Christmas - Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp, Jim Gomez, Tom Armbruster [original composition]

- Peer Gynt - Morning - Edvard Grieg, Fiachra Trench (morning)

- Workaday World - Jack Beaver (Stimpy opening presents)

- Brass Flourish (j) - Barrie Hingley (heard when Stimpy gives Ren his present)

- Proclamation A - Gregor Narholz (Ren opens his presents)

- Forward Advance - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy gets ready to open his gift)

- Raspberry! (a) - Richard Myhill ("How did you know...?")

- Where Danger Lurks - Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy's unhappy)

- Crime Doesn't Pay - Jack Beaver (Stimpy opens his gift and represses his emotions)

- Happy-Go-Lively - Laurie Johnson (Ren casually turns around when Stimpy leaves)

- Bitter Aftermath - Richard Harvey (Stimpy sadly looking in the toy store window)

- Orchestral Link 68 - Mike Sunderland; Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy's about to snap)

- Crime Doesn't Pay - Jack Beaver ("It's not fair, I tell ya!")

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy slamming his fists on the store window)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (You were supposed to be MINE!")

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson (right before the glass accidentally breaks)

- Savage Episode - Len Stevens (old lady tells cop about Stimpy "stealing")

- Emotion 1 - John Fox, Otto Sieben (Stimpy underneath the bridge/Stimpy sleeping under the bridge)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (transition to Stimpy's nightmare)

- Life or Death - Jack Beaver (Stimpy's nightmare)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel ("I can explain, I-")

- Tanks Attack - Gerhard Trede (the second half of the nightmare)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (end of Stimpy's nightmare)

- Sudden End - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Stimpy still underneath the bridge)

- The Sword of Damocles - Jack Beaver (Stimpy riding scooter back to Ren)

- Timpani Roll (e); Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel ("He could've robbed me in my sleep.")

- Life or Death - Jack Beaver (Stimpy drives away while crying)

- Orchestral Link 53 - Mike Sunderland (Stimpy applying "hair")

- High Speed Action - Laurie Johnson ("There's only one man who can help me now.")

- Acts of Heroism (a) - Trevor Duncan (Stimpy hits something)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden (the oaf ran over)

- Funny Little Man - Wyn Henry ("Hey, nice bike!")

- Hark the Herald Angels Sing - Simon Benson (Ren back at the house)

- Golden Arrow - Jack Beaver (Stimpy and oaf riding scooter)

- Maniac Pursuit - Trevor Duncan (Stimpy reward picture)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (Stimpy behind reward picture)

- Maniac Pursuit - Trevor Duncan (right before Stimpy stops the scooter)

- Drama - George Linstead [KPM-082 incorrectly lists Van Phillips] ("I'm tellin'.")

- Inferno - Fredric Bayco ("Help! Police!")

- Hi-Hat [#10.01] - Derek Holt, Gary Moberley [CPM] (Stimpy still driving)

- High Speed Action Submix - Laurie Johnson; Smouldering Fury (c) - Trevor Duncan (Stimpy gets a flat tire)

- High Speed Action Submix - Laurie Johnson; Timpani - Rolls (i) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy goes flying)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy hits a pole)

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter (Stimpy dizzy)

- Timpani Effects [#49.5] - Sammy Burdson (Stimpy comes to)

- We Wish You a Merry Christmas (b) - Simon Benson ("The West Pole!")

- Sad News - Mike Sunderland (Stimpy mourns the scooter)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz ("They're passed out and sleeping like logs.")

- String Sustain [#37.01] - David Farnon [CPM] (Stimpy notices a present in the motel room)

- Historical Perspective (c) - Keith Mansfield ("It's a package from Ren to me!")

- Joy to the World 59 - Richard Harvey (Stimpy opens his package)

- The Holly and the Ivy (a) - Richard Harvey ("I almost forgot.")

- Hot Liquorice (a) - Dick Walter (cops arrive at the motel)

- New Year's Greetings - Eric Siday (ending)

Dog Water commercial:

- Gay Activity - Clive Richardson (start of the commercial)

- Timpani - Rolls (m); Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel (Dog Water poured into kids' bowl)

- Gay Activity - Clive Richardson (rest of the commercial)

Kraftwork Corner:

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire (opening)

- Showtime Fill (e), (g) - Gary Kettel ("...a hammer and some glue!")

- Boogie Takeover - Daryl Runswick (disco music)

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire (plays again)

- Minitake 15 A-E - Gerhard Narholz (Stimpy reading the letter)

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("It's a invite to a fancy dress costume ball!")

- Minitake 15 A-E - Gerhard Narholz ("Aw rats, we ain't got no costumes.")

- Vibe Link (a) - Richard Myhill (10 minutes later)

- Turkey Trot - John Longmire (ending)

Terminal Stimpy / Reverend Jack

Terminal Stimpy:

- Bereavement - Otto Sieben (title card)

- The Eternal Loser - Paddy Kingsland (opening)

- Asrael 2) Andante - Joseph Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Obituaries)

- Happy Hippo - Eric Winstone (Ren asks Stimpy if he knows how many lives he has left)

- Ole, Ole - David Snell (Mexico flashback)

- Happy Hippo - Eric Winstone (photo album)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben ("...during the blizzard of '69.")

- Valse Impromptu - Franz Liszt (blizzard of '69 flashback)

- Happy Hippo - Eric Winstone ("So that makes, uh...")

- Climax for Strings 8 - Gregor Narholz (Ren warns Stimpy of not dying)

- Shark Alert [#47] - David Farnon [CPM]; Angel Voices D - Mladen Franko (shot of the furnace)

- Fire Opal - Therese Brenet (turning on the furnace)

- Dramatic Cue (h) - Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy's about to light a match)

- The Violin Lesson - Richard Myhill ("Man, this airline food goes right through ya!")

- Raspberry! (a) - Richard Myhill (Mr. Horse walks off camera)

- Emotion 10 - John Fox, Otto Sieben (Stimpy with tears in his eyes)

- Climax for Strings 8 - Gregor Narholz ("I gotta be careful.")

- Action Cut A - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy carefully walking across the floor)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden ("REN!")

- Orchestral Climax 10 - Gregor Narholz ("What are you trying to do?!")

- Point of Departure N - Gregor Narholz ("You can't eat out of the trash!")

- Impressions of India II - Victor Cavini [removed from APM site] (shot of disgusting sandwich)

- Action Cut A - Gregor Narholz ("Everyone's got to cash in their chips sooner or later.")

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel ("You've just got to learn to accept it.")

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy looks frightened)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Easing Tension - Paul Orm, Peter Orm [CPM] ("Accept it... accept it...")

- Spot 3 - Trevor Bastow (5 Stages of Acceptance card)

- Nature's World [#17] - John Fox (Anger)

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM]; Luo Drummers - David Bradnum ("TOAST?! HERE'S YOUR TOAST!")

- Nature's World [#17] - John Fox (Stimpy asks how he wants his coffee)

- Tea with Alice - Hans-Martin Majewski (Denial)

- Parasol Parade - Alec Gould; Orchestral Slide (a) - Gary Kettel (Bargaining)

- Bitter Aftermath - Richard Harvey (Depression)

- Silent Tears - Keith Nichols (at a bar)

- Springtime - Fiachra Trench (Acceptance)

- String Quartet in D Major - 3) Larghetto - Cesar Franck, George Wilson [CPM] ("Mister! Are you okay?")

- Short Roll [#14.5] - Eric Allen (Muddy collapses)

- String Quartet in D Major - 3) Larghetto - Cesar Franck, George Wilson [CPM] ("Do me another favor...")

- Short Roll [#14.5] - Eric Allen (Muddy collapses again)

- String Quartet in D Major - 3) Larghetto - Cesar Franck, George Wilson [CPM] ("Listen, kid!")

- Poetic Love Theme B - Mladen Franko (Stimpy throws Muddy)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel ("He went with dignity.")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel; Poetic Love Theme B - Mladen Franko (bus drives away)

- Blue Blood G - Gregor Narholz ("Oh Ren, I'm home.")

- Stabat Mater 1) Stabat Mater Dolorosa - Giovanni Pergolesi, George Wilson [CPM] ("You know what, Ren? I looked death right in the eye.")

- Slapstick Effects 26 - David Bell; Splash Hit (d) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy starts an analogy)

- Blue Blood G - Gregor Narholz ("Stop! You're tearing my heart out!")

- Very End - Sam Fonteyn (Ren celebrates eventual demise)

- Amazing Grace - John Newton, John Wilberforce [CPM]; Shark Alert [#47] - David Farnon [CPM] (both tracks play at the same time right before the house blows up)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (Heaven)

- Washington Post - Len Ranle, John Sousa (Ren and Stimpy at the pearly gates)

- Showtime Fill (e), (g) - Gary Kettel (salesman listing things he wants)

- Washington Post - Len Ranle, John Sousa (ending)

Reverend Jack:

- Onward Christian Soldiers - Barrie Hingley (title card)

- Gramercy Swing - Jean-Pierre Fabien, Martin Taylor (opening)

- Western Sunsets - Richard Gilks (song that plays over Jack's loudspeaker)

- Toccata In D-Minor Bwv 565 - Johann Bach ("Mr. Cheese, sir...")

- Sequentia Rex Tremendae Majestatis - Antonin Rejcha, George Wilson [CPM] ("PITY" and "SELF PITY" on Jack's knuckles)

- Western Sunsets - Richard Gilks (wagon stops)

- Showtime Fill (e), (g) - Gary Kettel (drum roll)

- Year of Famine - Gregor Narholz (Jack is lowered from the ceiling/Jack turns his head towards Stimpy)

- Tupelo Shuffle - Paul Lenart, Duke Levine (Jack plays the guitar)

- Spot 3 - Trevor Bastow ("Now, back before time began...")

- Brave Jack - Keith Nichols (puppet show begins)

- Into Battle Again / Main Theme - Jean Clero ("But this blissful coexistence wouldn't last...")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel ("...turned out to be...")

- Point of Departure M - Gregor Narholz ("...A BLOODTHIRSTY TWO-HORNED DEVIL!")

- Timpani Roll (e); Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel ("WHAT?!")

- Armed Attack - Jean Clero (Jack continues the story)

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel; Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (Ren is hit with a rock)

- Moonlit Night - Harry Gregson-Williams; Dangerous A - Mladen Franko ("And behold...")

- Armed Attack - Jean Clero (Jack tells the cow to leave)

- Happy-Go-Lively - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy sells meat treats)

- Handel: The Hallelujah Chorus from "Messiah" (Chorus) - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("Yes, children, yes...")

- Slow Sax - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (that night...)

- Hawaiian Cocktail - Richard Myhill (Jack in his chamber)

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; Wargames Linking Section (h) - Keith Mansfield ("That's not how you do it!")

- Preparing for Battle - Gerhard Trede ("Well, what are you standing around for?")

- Drums and Timpanis - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (drum music while performing the ceremony)

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel (plays on the last note of "Drums and Timpanis")

- Mambo Da Capo - Gerhard Narholz (Stimpy runs out)

- La Cucuracha - Roger Wootton [CPM] (at the baseball stadium)

- Preparing for Battle - Gerhard Trede ("Your butt worries are over, reverend.")

- ? ("Ah, now THAT'S what a butt should look like!")

- Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring - Johann Bach, Korpus Plooy [CPM] (meat robe)

- Sequentia Rex Tremendae Majestatis - Antonin Rejcha, George Wilson [CPM] (shot of skin hat)

- Liar's Song B - Igor Tuhmanov (choir)

- Toccata In D-Minor Bwv 565 - Johann Bach (ritual of putting meat on Ren and Stimpy's heads)

- Sequentia Rex Tremendae Majestatis - Antonin Rejcha, George Wilson [CPM] ("Daddy, I love you!")

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden ("Wake up!")

- The Promised Land - Kay Rudd (Jack describes his vision)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel ("It's time for me to learn to drive!")

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; Panic Patrol - Kenny Graham (meat wagon drives off)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (transition to the desert)

- Into Battle Again / Main Theme - Jean Clero ("Stimpy, I've been driving forever.")

- Nocturne 1 - John Scott; Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz ("Excuse me, reverend...")

- I Gave My Love a Cherry - Elisabeth Null (Jack puts on a record)

- Dramatic Cue (h) - Ronald Hanmer ("This isn't about the children!")

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Panic Patrol - Kenny Graham ("Cripes! It's the highway meat patrol!")

- Green Hills of Tyrol / The Battle's O Er - Rab Mathieson [CPM]; Fraher's Jig - Rab Mathieson [CPM] (cop)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter ("Oh, the humanity!")

- Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz; The Pursuit of Evil - Bill Connor (Jack is nuts)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; The Last Post - Dick Walter; Funeral March - Gary Kettel ("You'll never serve meat in this town again!")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel;  ("You're washed up, the show's over!")

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("Hand over your meat confectioner's license!")

- Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel; Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; Tritsch-Tratsch-Polka Op.214 - Johann Strauss I (Jack escapes)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (4 years later...)

- Brave Jack - Keith Nichols (Ren and Stimpy putting on a show)

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel; Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (Ren hit with a rock again)

- Armed Attack - Jean Clero (Jack throwing stones)

- Brave Jack - Keith Nichols (ending)

Pen Pals / Big Flakes

Pen Pals:

- News Reel - Len Stevens (title card)

- Timpani Glissando (b) - Gary Kettel (end of title card)

- Star Prizes (c) - Tony Kinsey (opening)

- Baby Elephant - Dick Walter ("But Ren, you've been living off your mother for the past eight years.")

- Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel; Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; Wargames Link (c) - Keith Mansfield ("Forget about that!")

- The Crime Busters - Ralph Dollimore (cop at the door)

- Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford (Ren's about to hit Stimpy)

- Bell Plate Hit - Gary Kettel (Ren stops)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (zoom in on Ren's eyes)

- Star Prizes (a) - Tony Kinsey (Ren's daydream)

- Dames and Daggers (b) - Dick Walter (Ren squeals)

- Drama Link (c) - Hubert Clifford ("To commit some crimes.")

- Foiled - Brian Bennett (Ren and Stimpy emerge from the sewer)

- Dramatic Stabs - John Fox ("And this bank is our ticket!")

- Kommissar X - Gerhard Trede (Ren and Stimpy perform a bank robbery)

- Ups and Downs (b) - Richard Myhill ("We're takin' this bird to Cuba.")

- Kommissar X - Gerhard Trede (rest of the robbery)

- Splash Hit (d) - Gary Kettel; Sousarama - Edrich Siebert ("We're going to jail!")

- The Crime Busters - Ralph Dollimore ("The only place you're going is kingdom come.")

- Splash Hit (d) - Gary Kettel (Ren gets mad)

- Roll to Cymbal Crash - Eric Allen ("Fire.")

- Death in the City - Jack Beaver (Ren and Stimpy are blown up)

- Foiled - Brian Bennett ("Okay Stimpy, if we can't go legally, we'll break in.")

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill (Ren holds up a grappling hook)

- Tender Affair - Mike Sunderland ("Wasn't he a handsome devil?")

- War Statement 10 - Laurie Johnson; Luo Drummers - David Bradnum ("All right Stimpy, FIRE!")

- Tender Affair - Mike Sunderland (grappling hook hits Rascal)

- Slapstick Effects 65 - David Bell ("Rascal?")

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer (gaping hole in the wall)

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (policeman screams)

- Smouldering Fury (c) - Trevor Duncan ("Rascal...")

- Asrael 2) Andante - Joseph Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (cop finds rope)

- Keeping Busy - Terence Roper (Ren and Stimpy slide down rope)

- Orchestral Slide (a) - Gary Kettel; Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; The Crime Busters - Ralph Dollimore ("Vengeance is mine!")

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy shrugs after the explosion)

- Finders Creepers - Paddy Kingsland (Ren and Stimpy going through drain)

- Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel; Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; Here and There - Gary Hughes (Stimpy using a plunger)

- Dramatic Cue (h) - Ronald Hanmer ("Jeepers! It's the fuzz!")

- The Crime Busters - Ralph Dollimore ("That'll be enough sweets for you today.")

- Danger Area [#25.01] - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy floating in toilet)

- Wargames - Keith Mansfield ("All right, this is your last chance!"

- Suspended Hit (a); Large Triangle Hits - Gary Kettel ("Your mama!")

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Wargames - Keith Mansfield ("FIRE!")

- Shark Alert [#46] - David Farnon [CPM] (prisoner walks out of hole in wall)

- Kleine Nachtmusik-Menuett, Eine - Paul Gaechter, Wolfgang Mozart ("Mama!")

- Kriegsmusik [#19] - Gerhard Trede [AKA Burning Cities] (newspaper headline)

- Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede ("FIRE!")

- Marking Time - Laurie Johnson (prison ruined)

- Revue Fox - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch; Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel; Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel (newspaper headline)

- Star Prizes (a) - Tony Kinsey (Ren and Stimpy in jail)

- The Crime Busters - Ralph Dollimore (massive prisoner put in with them)

- Fashion on Parade - Ronald Hanmer (ending)

Big Flakes:

- Winter's Flight (a) - Richard Harvey (title card)

- Busy Bachelor - Redvers Kyle (Stimpy unpacks the car)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Trombone Link (a) - Richard Myhill (there's only one bag)

- Opinions - Ron Ronsted (Stimpy grabs the bag)

- Snare Drum - Rolls (e); Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel ("Log sweet log!")

- Star Parade - Tony Kinsey (looking at all the stuff in the cabin)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (plays on the last note of "Star Parade")

- Cathedral Largo - Otto Sieben (Stimpy praying)

- Morning Song - Fiachra Trench (the next morning...)

- Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel; Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; Winter Sleigh Ride - Simon Benson (Stimpy looks outside)

- Lambs in Clover - Jack Strachey (Ren pushes Stimpy outside)

- Grandpa [#25] - David Farnon [CPM] ("Time to try out that new bidet.")

- Fashion on Parade - Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy says they're snowed in for six months)

- Orchestral Effect (c) - Dick Walter ("We can play... GAMES!")

- Victoriana - John Leach (playing charades)

- Small Triangle Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (stupid raving fool card)

- Fast Flowing Rhythm - Eric Allen (bongo drums as Stimpy taps his nose)

- Grandpa [#25] - David Farnon [CPM] ("Finally, just me and my bidet.")

- Evenings in Granada - Roland Harker (fireplace)

- Piano Concerto No.1 in E-Minor Op.11 @ Rondo:Vivace - Frederic Chopin ("I, uh, already used the moose meat in the fire.")

- Inferno - Fredric Bayco ("Whaaa?")

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Timpani Effects [#49] - Sammy Burdson (moose meat in the fire)

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (last note loops as Ren stomps towards Stimpy)

- Inferno - Fredric Bayco ("You're angry, aren't you?")

- Flutter [#47.01] - Peter Lowe [CPM] ("Three words...")

- String Sustain [#37.01] - David Farnon [CPM] ("And you're gonna hit me?")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Easing Tension - Paul Orm, Peter Orm [CPM] ("On the nose?")

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (Ren hits Stimpy)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19]; Harp Gliss 2 [#21.4] - Otto Sieben (calendar changes)

- Kumpulan Muzik Gambus B - Wayan Udayana (Stimpy serves Ren a calendar page for dinner)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (calendar changes again)

- Hidden Treasures - George Fenton, John Leach ("The walls are closing in on me!")

- Sandstorm - George Fenton, John Leach (Stimpy's acrophobia)

- Shimmering Sands; Desert Images - George Fenton, John Leach (Ren scares Stimpy with big words)

- Terror - Alan Braden; Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel ("STOP IT!")

- Pompadour Hop A - Steve Goomas (pizza boy at the door)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#20.9]; Harp Gliss 2 [#21.4] - Otto Sieben (calendar changes yet again)

- Desert Images - George Fenton, John Leach ("I'm sorry, Stimpy, I've been holding out on you.")

- Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz ("All this time, I've been eating peanut brittle.")

- Nature's World [#14] - John Fox (outside the cabin)

Varicose Veins commercial:

- Blissful Thoughts - Anthony Collins (opening)

- Drive the Jive - Chris Walden (guy lectures the kid)

- Varicose Veins Song - Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp [original composition] (product revealed)

- Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me a Bow Wow - Joseph Tabrar, Roger Wootton [CPM] ("One adult, please.")

- Varicose Veins Song - Charlie Brissette, Bob Camp [original composition] (ending)

School Mates / Dinner Party

School Mates:

- Frere Jacques - Hiroko Banks [CPM] (title card)

- Showtime Fill (e), (j) - Gary Kettel (end of title card)

- When You Remember Vienna - John Godfrey, James Stewart (opening)

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("Coming by for a visit?!")

- Point of Departure K - Gregor Narholz; Set to Pounce - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren looking at all the dainty stuff in the house)

- When You Remember Vienna - John Godfrey, James Stewart ("Lookie Ren, I finished your cheerleading outfit.")

- Intense Danger - James Clarke (Ren looks around nervously)

- Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel; Cold Sweat - John Scott ("I'll get it!")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (Ren throws Stimpy into the closet)

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel; Pirates' Chorus - Barrie Hingley (Ren's roommate, Chuck, arrives)

- Tender Affair - Mike Sunderland ("You're gettin' kind of... dandy in your old age.")

- Slapstick Effects 27 - David Bell; Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel ("It's a cat!")

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; Escape - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Chuck chases Stimpy)

- National Anthem of Norway E - Alfred Kluten, Rikard Nordraak (Chuck laughs)

- Wistful Lover - Ron Ronsted ("Actually, that cat is Stimpy.")

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden; Luo Drummers - David Bradnum; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel ("That really makes me wanna PUKE!")

- Smouldering Fury (b) - Trevor Duncan (Chuck chews out Ren)

- Dramatic Impact 5 - Ivor Slaney ("Oh yeah? Prove it.")

- Like Strange - Kenny Graham ("Hmm, better fix him up a bit first.")

- Drama Link (d) - Hubert Clifford (Chuck pumps up Ren)

- Abide with Me - Richard Myhill ("Any vicious dogs in there?")

- Baby Elephant - Dick Walter ("No.")

- Shark Alert [#46] - David Farnon [CPM]; Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel; Showtime Fill (j) - Gary Kettel ("Mad dogs!")

- Escape - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Chuck and Ren chase Stimpy in the yard)

- National Anthem of Norway A - Alfred Kluten, Rikard Nordraak (Ren and Chuck share a laugh)

- Shock Horror (a) - Dick Walter (Stimpy's chewed off butt)

- Mambo Da Capo - Gerhard Narholz; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel ("...paint the town yellow!")

- Streckfus Stomp - Henry Davies [CPM] (Chuck and Ren painting the town yellow)

- Orchestral Link 51 - Mike Sunderland ("I sure hope the boys are all right.")

- National Anthem of Norway E - Alfred Kluten, Rikard Nordraak (Ren and Chuck are back for the night)

- Snare Drum - Rolls (e); Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel ("Hey!" It's that cat!")

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel; Escape - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Ren chases Stimpy)

- Land of Green Ginger - Dennis Farnon (yearbook)

- Ich Hatte Einen Kameraden 2 - Alfred Kluten [APM website incorrectly lists Gabriel Faure] (Chuck and Stimpy laughing)

- Sousarama - Edrich Siebert ("Let's play a game!")

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel; Point of Departure K - Gregor Narholz; Set to Pounce - David Farnon [CPM] (Chuck puts a cat costume on Ren)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel ("It's a cat! Kill it!")

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel; Escape - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (dogs chasing Ren)

- Merry as a Grig - Van Phillips (the next day...)

- Shark Alert [#46] - David Farnon [CPM] (ominous shadow of Chuck)

- Mental Torment - John Fox (8 hours later...)

- Merry as a Grig - Van Phillips (Ren comes home from work)

- Bell Plate Hit - Gary Kettel (Ren looks shocked)

- Stars and Stripes Forever - Graham De Wilde (Stimpy announcing all he and Chuck did for the day)

- Seat of Feelings - Gregor Narholz ("But... what about me?")

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben; Pirates' Chorus - Barrie Hingley (Ren reminisces)

- National Anthem of Norway A - Alfred Kluten, Rikard Nordraak (harvest homecoming dance)

- Teenage Party - Erik Markman [OGM] ("Hey, flyspeck!")

- Seat of Feelings - Gregor Narholz (Ren cries)

- National Anthem of Norway A - Alfred Kluten, Rikard Nordraak ("Omega delta phi!")

- Emotion 15 - John Fox, Otto Sieben ("No thanks, I'll just wait here 'til I die.")

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("It's the cat.")

- Paris Gaiety - Edrich Siebert (ending)

Dinner Party:

- Trumpet Voluntary (The Prince of Denmark's March) - Jeremiah Clarke, Fiachra Trench (title card)

- Emperor-Waltz Op.437 - Johann Strauss I (opening)

- New York Nights - Richard Myhill (Mr. Horse in a seedy motel)

- Entry March From "Gypsy Baron" - Johann Strauss I (sting when Mr. Horse smiles)

- Grieg: In the Hall of the Mountain King from "Peer Gynt" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Muddy Mudskipper in prison)

- Entry March From "Gypsy Baron" - Johann Strauss I (sting when Muddy smiles)

- Slick in the City - Kenny Graham (baboon in the alley)

- Entry March From "Gypsy Baron" - Johann Strauss I (sting when baboon smiles)

- Danzi: Minuetto - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy preparing the food)

- Defenders of Freedom - Barrie Hingley (exterior of mansion as guests arrive)

- Emperor-Waltz Op.437 - Johann Strauss I ("Oh, better check the make-up.")

- Act One - Erik Markman [OGM] ("A smart host keeps a mirror nearby to check his appearance.")

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden ("Yaaah!!")

- Impressions of India II - Victor Cavini [removed from APM site]; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz (huge mole on Ren's face)

- Act One - Erik Markman [OGM] (Ren applies pliers to the mole)

- [original composition by Shawn Patterson] (Mantid Man appears)

- Unsolved Mysteries - Graham Preskett (other skins in the closet)

- Snare Drum - Rolls (e) - Gary Kettel ("When greeting guests, always remember to announce them.")

- Pomp and Circumstance No.1 A - Edward Elgar, John Fox (Stimpy announcing the guests)

- Scotland the Brave / The Rowan Tree - Rab Mathieson [CPM] ("Oh that's a manly handshake you got there.")

- Gavotte in F - Giovanni Martini, Fiachra Trench (soup is served)

- Without Walls A - Mladen Franko (Ren prays)

- Showtime Fill (e), (g) - Gary Kettel ("Amen.")

- Left Foot Forward - Graham Preskett; Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel (everyone digs in)

- Gavotte in F - Giovanni Martini, Fiachra Trench (conversation)

- Left Foot Forward - Graham Preskett (everyone eats)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Preparing for Battle - Gerhard Trede ("No! Musn't! It's... bad... manners!")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel; Dramatic Cue (a) - Ronald Hanmer (PTM eaten by baboon)

- Defenders of Freedom - Barrie Hingley ("Oh well, when will they learn to listen to the master of etiquette?")

- Gavotte in F - Giovanni Martini, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy takes a fire hose to the guests)

- Den Fyrste Vardag - Lars Skjervheim (men retreat to the bathroom)

- La Premiere Pois - John Godfrey, James Stewart (women in the tea parlor)

- Playful Pizzicato - Richard Harvey (Ren gets everyone to leave the party)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson; Close In - Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi (doorknob turns)

- Point of Departure F - Gregor Narholz ("Hey! What are you people doing in my house?!")

- Dirty Work at the Crossroads - Sam Fonteyn (everyone freaks out and leaves the mansion)

- Emperor-Waltz Op.437 - Johann Strauss I (Ren concludes)

- Sunshine Smile - Erik Markman [OGM] (limo drives off into the sunset)

I Was a Teenage Stimpy / Who's Stupid Now?

I Was a Teenage Stimpy:

- Mounting the Scaffold 1 - Gregor Narholz; Spooks - David Mellor [CPM] (title card)

- We Three Kings - Simon Benson, John Hopkins Jr (opening)

- Fashion on Parade - Ronald Hanmer (mail truck arrives)

- Alto Sax [#58] - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (Husk)

- Fashion on Parade - Ronald Hanmer (Ren goes to the bathroom)

- Mounting the Scaffold 1 - Gregor Narholz; Spooks - David Mellor [CPM] (Stimpy spasming in bathroom)

- Drama Link (l) - Hubert Clifford (Ren kicks open the door)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden (sting)

- In the Magic Woods - Matthias Frey ("I got pimples, Ren.")

- Nature's World [#15] - John Fox ("Oh Stimpy, I knew this day would come.")

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("Wait here.")

- National Anthem of Austria D - Alfred Kluten, Wolfgang Mozart (family grooming kit)

- Lady of the Lake - John Godfrey, James Stewart ("Go on, find a nice ripe one.")

- Short Roll [#14.5] - Eric Allen ("Gently, now.")

- Savage Episode - Len Stevens (Stimpy pops the pimple)

- Young Ballerina - David Farnon [CPM] (at breakfast)

- Point of Departure C - Gregor Narholz ("Hey hey, relax, man.")

- Spooks - David Mellor [CPM] ("I'm a good boy!")

- Nature's World [#15] - John Fox ("It's natural. It's just another growth spurt, buddy.")

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Mounting the Scaffold 1 - Gregor Narholz ("I don't wanna grow up!")

- Scenes from Childhood - Dreaming - Robert Schumann, Fiachra Trench (that morning...)

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter (Stimpy wakes up)

- Shopping Street - Cedric Palmer (Stimpy runs to the bathroom)

- La Paloma Impression - Harri Schrader, Sebastian Yradier (Stimpy puts a bucket outside the door)

- Act One - Erik Markman [OGM] (Stimpy on the phone)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden (sting as Stimpy runs up)

- Misty Autumn Days - Mike Sunderland ("Out?")

- Blue Danube Polka - Werner Brueggemann (Stimpy's party)

- Showtime Fill (d) - Gary Kettel ("Everybody, Ren. Ren, everybody.")

- Slave Caravan 2 - Gregor Narholz ("Delinquents! I knew it!")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (Ren kicks Stimpy's friends out)

- Suspended Hit (f) - Gary Kettel; State of War - Keith Mansfield ("You're grounded! Forever!")

- Orchestral Climax 10 - Gregor Narholz (Ren slams the door on his fingers)

- Eve of Conflict - Richard Hill ("You ain't the boss of me.")

- Parasols in the Park - Sam Fonteyn (Ren watching old home movies)

- Finders Creepers - Paddy Kingsland (Stimpy sneaking into Ren's bedroom)

- Magical Effect (a) - Paddy Kingsland ("Husk...")

- Parasols in the Park - Sam Fonteyn (Ren continuing to watch the film)

- Unsolved Mysteries - Graham Preskett (Stimpy opens Husk and laughs)

- Orchestral Link 68 - Mike Sunderland (Stimpy sticking Husk pages to himself)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy laughs maniacally)

- Silent Tears - Keith Nichols ("Maybe I was kinda hard on the little lad.")

- Static Time - John Scott; Luo Drummers - David Bradnum ("Someone has breached my security system...")

- Suspended Hit (f) - Gary Kettel ("Stimpy!")

- Forward Advance Submix - Laurie Johnson (Ren slams the drawer)

- Marching Invaders A - Mladen Franko (Ren marching to Stimpy's room)

- Bleak Dawn Link - Richard Hill ("Where are you, you little thief?!")

- Timpani - Rolls (k) - Gary Kettel; Large Sound - Eric Allen (pan up to the cocoon)

- Nature's World [#15] - John Fox ("He's gone into the pupa stage.")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren smiling)

- Jarabe Tapatio B - Gerhart Frei, Carlos Periguez; Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel (Ren busts open the cocoon)

- Mounting the Scaffold 1 - Gregor Narholz (adult Stimpy emerges)

- Tribute to the King - Gregor Narholz (frontal of adult Stimpy)

- Chanson De Matin - John Fox, Edward Elgar ("And now, I have a man to take care of me in my dotage.")

- Strings and Harp - David Farnon [CPM] (x-ray vision)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Reach for the Stars - Richard Harvey (Stimpy flies off)

- Romantic Epic [#23] - Robert Farnon [CPM] ("They grow so fast, then leave ya! You just hope you raise them right.")

Who's Stupid Now?:

- Cue the Action! (b) - Dick Walter ("Heralding the biggest secret in Hollywood...")

- Timpani - Rolls (k) - Gary Kettel (drum roll)

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel (Ren opens the curtains)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Cue the Action! (b) - Dick Walter ("LOVE ME!")

- Nature's World [#19] - John Fox (Ren narrates; title card)

- Tonight in Person - Keith Mansfield (pan over studio lot)

- Meadows Green (a) - Richard Myhill ("Isn't that sweet, Ren?")

- Storm at Sea (a) - Dick Walter (Stimpy looks serious)

- Emotion 1 - John Fox, Otto Sieben ("That's why I hate to leave you guys.")

- What a Goof! (d) - Richard Myhill (boss laughs)

- Bleak Dawn Link - Richard Hill (boss insults Ren)

- Bell Plate Hit - Gary Kettel; Drama Link (g) - Hubert Clifford ("Who you calling pigheaded?")

- Minitake 15 A-E - Gerhard Narholz ("Aw, you got me all wrong, pal.")

- Minitake 124 F-J - Gerhard Narholz ("I'll do anything you want, as long as you keep our show going.")

- Orchestral Link 66 - Mike Sunderland ("Well, I don't know.")

- Looking Back - Mike Sunderland ("Can't you see Stimpy's torment?")

- Orchestral Link 66 - Mike Sunderland ("Anything, huh?")

- Snare Drum - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel; Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; Cue the Action! (b) - Dick Walter ("Anything!")

- Asrael 2) Andante - Joseph Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (boss looks at Ren and Stimpy)

- Orchestral Link 66 - Mike Sunderland ("I've got it!")

- Playful Pizzicato - Richard Harvey ("You'll play the skinny jerk, and you'll play the fat idiot.")

- Conflict Link 2 - Richard Hill; Timpani Effects [#49.2] - Sammy Burdson (plays right before Ren screams)

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Ren screams)

- Soft and Gentle (b) - Dick Walter (Fat and Thin Institute exterior)

- Carioca Girl - Gerhard Narholz ("Try it, it's good!")

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel ("It's either my way... OR THE HIGHWAY!")

- Slapstick Effects 66 - David Bell ("Well, if you put it that way. You get so mad.")

- Moving Target - Dick Walter (Ren swallows the drink)

- Carioca Girl - Gerhard Narholz ("Say, that's good!")

- Cat and Mouse - Bill Connor ("What's in it?")

- Soft Suspense 1 - Louis Clark ("It's a secret.")

- African Drums - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Ren keeps drinking)

- Set to Pounce - David Farnon [CPM]; Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz (sinister music when the camera follows the tube)

- Zirkon Fanfare - Steve Gray ("It sure does tickle!")

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; African Drums - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (Ren becomes fatter, Stimpy becomes skinny)

- Timpani Roll (e); Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (end of scene)

- Basso Ostinato Op.5 No.5 (Russia) - Anton Arensky, Susan Kanzian, Ed Lewis (Ren finishes drinking)

- Minitake 124 F-J - Gerhard Narholz ("He must look hideous!")

- Soft Suspense 1 - Louis Clark ("He's covered up.")

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (cloth removed from Stimpy)

- Send them Victorious (b) - Graham De Wilde (fat Ren and skinny Stimpy shot)

- Soft Suspense 1 - Louis Clark ("Let me take a look at you.")

- Slapstick Effects 41 - David Bell ("Lumpy, lumpy, lumpy!")

- Approaching Danger - James Clarke ("Thighs of steel!")

- Tchaikovsky: Symphony No. 6 in B Minor, 4th Movement - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren has tears in his eyes...)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson (...but he gets defiant)

- Industrial Riot A - Mladen Franko ("So it's like THAT, is it?")

- Orchestral Link 68 - Mike Sunderland ("I've got your number.")

- Minitake 152 F-J - Gerhard Narholz ("Of course you do, Ren, we live together!")

- Star Warriors - Richard Harvey ("Don't play stupid with me!")

- Slapstick Effects 64 - David Bell ("Or don't you remember?")

- Star Warriors - Richard Harvey ("I'm the stupid one now!")

- Misty Autumn Days - Mike Sunderland (Stimpy consoles Ren)

- Star Warriors - Richard Harvey ("Being stupid and bloated and...")

- Mental Torment - John Fox ("Take it easy, Ren!")

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; King of Arms A - Gregor Narholz ("You fool!")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel ("Everyone always love the stupid fat guy!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren laughs)

- Intense Danger - James Clarke (Ren daydreams)

- Sneaking Pussy - Ron Ronsted (Ren walks away)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Brass Flourish (i) - Barrie Hingley ("To address my fans!")

- Conflict Link 2 - Richard Hill (Ren slams the door)

- Minitake 163 A-E - Gerhard Narholz ("I love it when he's so determined.")

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("Uh, okay, here goes...")

- Timpani Roll (e); Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy gears up)

- What a Goof! (c) - Richard Myhill ("Where's my dinner?")

- Grandpa [#25] - David Farnon [CPM] ("This is harder than I ever imagined.")

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer; Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel ("Where's... my... DINNER?!")

- Exciting Action C - Mladen Franko (Stimpy's eyebrows furrow)

- Timpani - Rolls (k) - Gary Kettel (at the auditorium)

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel (Ren opens the curtains)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Cue the Action! (b) - Dick Walter ("LOVE ME!")

- Suspire - Zsofia Taller ("At last, we are at the present. My glory days.")

- Cue the Action! (b) - Dick Walter (briefly plays after "Suspire")

- Discordant - David Farnon [CPM] ("Uh... duh?")

- Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel; Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede (audience is angry)

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (last note plays during "Aerial Warfare")

- Into Battle Again / Main Theme - Jean Clero ("Stimpy, they laughed at me and called me names!")

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum ("Where's my dinner?!")

- Lonely Violin - Dick Walter ("...Not really.")

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum ("Action!")

- Folli the Foal - Andrew Fenner (Stimpy says his line)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson ("Uh... duh?")

- Mounting the Scaffold 1 - Gregor Narholz (director is angry)

- Drama Link (d) - Hubert Clifford ("ACT!")

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum; Armed Attack - Jean Clero ("What are you trying to do, moron?")

- Crosses on Graves - Jean Clero ("You want me to be stupid?")

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel (Ren grabs the director)

- Emotion 11 - John Fox, Otto Sieben ("Nobody understands me.")

- Discordant - David Farnon [CPM] ("Not again...")

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Curtain-Raiser - Alan Braden (audience cheers)

Bell Hops / Dog Tags

Bell Hops:

- Intermission - Ronald Hanmer (title card)

- Ballad in F-Minor Op. 52 - Frederic Chopin (opening)

- Snare Drum - Rolls (e); Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel ("Let me hear that bellhop oath!")

- Battle Hymn of Republic (a) - Graham De Wilde (the bellhop oath)

- Scherzo No.2 in B-Flat Minor Op.31 - Frederic Chopin ("Now to the matter at hand.")

- Fun Link 6 - Keith Nichols (piano music stops)

- High Sustain; Shark Alert [#46] - David Farnon [CPM] (dramatic music when Mrs. Buttloaves is introduced)

- Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel; Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Hawaiian Cocktail - Richard Myhill ("I'll get the bag, you get the hag!")

- Drama Link (k) - Hubert Clifford ("Hey Stimpy, hurry up, my finger's starting to blister!")

- Obverse Retrospective - John Fiddy, Nat Peck, Otto Sieben (Stimpy squeezes Mrs. Buttloaves into the elevator)

- Passing the Time - Robert Sharples (everyone in the elevator)

- Hawaiian Cocktail - Richard Myhill (everyone gets out of the elevator)

- Seat of Feelings - Gregor Narholz ("It's in here somewhere...")

- Bassoon Link (b) - Richard Myhill (Mrs. Buttloaves spits mints at Ren and Stimpy)

- Impressions of India II - Victor Cavini [removed from APM site] (shot of the mints)

- Seat of Feelings - Gregor Narholz ("Thanks, Mrs. Buttloaves!")

- Scherzo No.2 in B-Flat Minor Op.31 - Frederic Chopin ("Boys, take this mysterious package to Mr. Noggin.")

- Passing the Time - Robert Sharples (in the elevator again)

- Nimrod - John Fox, Edward Elgar (Stimpy describing Mr. Noggin's accomplishments)

- Passing the Time - Robert Sharples (Ren and Stimpy get out of the elevator)

- Strings and Harp; Shark Alert [#46] - David Farnon [CPM] (creepy music as Ren and Stimpy approach Mr. Noggin's door)

- Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz ("Room service!")

- In the Void - Paul Shaw, Dave Rogers [CPM]; Flute Mystery [#51.01] - Peter Lowe [CPM] ("Whaddaya want?")

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (Mr. Noggin slams the sliding door)

- Flute Mystery [#51.01] - Peter Lowe [CPM] ("Now GET LOST!")

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (Mr. Noggin slams the sliding door again)

- Bass Clarinet Effect [#38] - David Farnon [CPM]; Undecided E - Mladen Franko (Mr. Noggin gives R&S breath mints)

- Blue Blood C - Gregor Narholz ("Fortune smiles upon us!")

- Tchaikovsky: Waltz of the Flowers from "The Nutcracker Suite" - Erik Markman [OGM] (Ren and Stimpy cleaning a room)

- In the Void - Paul Shaw, Dave Rogers [CPM] ("Hey buddy...")

- Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz ("I'll give you five bucks for a photograph of the mysterious man in the penthouse suite.")

- In the Void - Paul Shaw, Dave Rogers [CPM] ("But that's as high as I go.")

- Snare Drum - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel; Hail to the King - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy rejects him)

- Onward Christian Soldiers - Barrie Hingley (Stimpy leaves singing this)

- Matangi Ake' - Kapono Beamer (at the pool)

- Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel; Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Hawaiian Cocktail - Richard Myhill (Mrs. Buttloaves wants to be oiled)

- Happily Drunk - Richard Myhill (Ren sinks into Mrs. Buttloaves's back)

- Im Tiefen Keller - Otto Sieben (Mrs. Buttloaves walking past the hotel manager)

- Mounting the Scaffold 1 - Gregor Narholz (imprint of Ren on her back)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel ("Hoek!")

- The Dancing School - Richard Myhill ("Garbage detail, Hoek!")

- In the Void - Paul Shaw, Dave Rogers [CPM] ("Hey buddy!")

- Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz; Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel ("Get me a photo of the rich guy, and I'll give you five bucks!")

- Orchestral Clash (b) - Gary Kettel; El Beso - Otto Sieben ("Five bucks?!")

- English Country Garden - Richard Myhill (Stimpy gives Mr. Noggin another package)

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (sliding door slammed again)

- Stealthy - William Loose [Capitol Records] ("Have you been talking to strange garbage cans again?")

- Orchestral Link 55 - Mike Sunderland ("How would you like your privacy invaded?")

- Orchestral Link 48 - Mike Sunderland ("See you on the other side.")

- Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel ("Stop, Ren!")

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; High Speed Action - Laurie Johnson ("I will not let him disgrace himself!")

- Showtime Fill (e), (g) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy squeezes through the sliding door)

- Eerie Dramatic (L-657) - Spencer Moore [Capitol Records] (plays when Ren walks through Mr. Noggin's penthouse)

- Oddball - David Mellor [CPM] (shot of hats on hangers)

- Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel; In Solitude - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] (shot of painting with head torn off)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden; Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Orchestral Link 45 - Mike Sunderland (Ren screams)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden (Mr. Noggin gasps)

- Orchestral Link 53 - Mike Sunderland ("He's just a head!")

- Chase (ZR-118) - George Hormel [Capitol Records] (Stimpy stands in front of Ren's camera)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (both play after "Chase (ZR-118)")

- Eerie Emotional (PG-190C) - Phil Green [Capitol Records] ("You don't understand! No one understands!")

- Cue the Action! (a) - Dick Walter (Ren chases Stimpy and Mr. Noggin around the room with a camera)

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (Stimpy smashes through the window)

- Francesca Da Rimini - Symphonic Fantasia After Dante Op 32 - Peter Tchaikovsky, George Wilson [CPM] (Stimpy falling)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (plays after Ren yells for Stimpy, and again before Stimpy and Mr. Noggin fall on Mrs. Buttloaves)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy and Mr. Noggin land on Mrs. Buttloaves)

- Mendelssohn: Wedding March from "Midsummer Night's Dream" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Mrs. Buttloaves and Mr. Noggin are love struck, as well as at the wedding)

- Marriage of Figaro - Overture - Wolfgang Mozart (ending)

- Orchestral Clash (b) - Gary Kettel (iris out)

Dog Tags:

- Bring on the Girls - Dennis Farnon (title card)

- Folli the Foal - Andrew Fenner (opening at home)

- Royal Tableau - Stuart Stirling ("You look so regal!")

- Without Walls B - Mladen Franko (Stimpy gives Ren his gavel)

- Keeping Busy - Terence Roper (Stimpy begs to come to the lodge meeting)

- Bell Plate Hit - Gary Kettel ("NO!")

- Orchestral Link 61 - Mike Sunderland ("They don't allow cats.")

- Orchestral Link 56 - Mike Sunderland ("I can pretend to be a dog.")

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("Go on, make a fool out of yourself.")

- A Spring in Your Step - Graham Preskett (Stimpy runs to the kitchen)

- Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel ("How do I look?")

- Bass Clarinet Effect [#38] - David Farnon [CPM]; Raspberry! (a) - Richard Myhill (Stimpy in "dog outfit")

- Jive at Five - Chris Walden (outside the lodge...)

- Clown's Walk A - Otto Sieben (Stimpy barking)

- Orchestral Link 53 - Mike Sunderland; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (dogs thinking)

- Quick Step - Otto Sieben (Stimpy's allowed access to the club)

- Maproom Submix - Laurie Johnson (Ren elk spotting)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel (elk peeing)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles (elk turns around)

- Battle at Sea - Johnny Pearson (elk throws a rock at Ren)

- Twelve Days of Christmas - Curtis Schwartz (elk flies away)

- Mental Torment - John Fox (Ren needs to do another test)

- Orchestral Link 22 - Mike Sunderland (shot of inside the lodge)

- Those Shiny Shoes - Ronnie Hazlehurst (Stimpy trying to hit a cat pinata)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Cannonball - John Horler [CPM] (Ren chasing a car)

- Minitake 15 A-E - Gerhard Narholz ("There, how's that?")

- Minitake 117 A-E - Gerhard Narholz ("Can I get in now?")

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("A real dog could hotwire one!")

- Playful Pizzicato - Richard Harvey (Ren hotwiring a car)

- Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel; The Crime Busters - Ralph Dollimore (it's revealed to be a police car)

- Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- A Hat, a Cane - Ronnie Hazlehurst (Ren walks up with a ball and chain)

- O Makalapua C - Kapono Beamer (Ren on island with a millionaire)

- Francesca Da Rimini - Symphonic Fantasia After Dante Op 32 - Peter Tchaikovsky, George Wilson [CPM] (Ren hijacks the plane and leaves the island)

- Birth of a Nation (b) - Keith Mansfield (Stimpy's awarded a crown)

- King Conga - Dennis Farnon (ceremonial conga heiney sniffing dance)

- Rimsky-Korsakov: The Flight of the Bumblebee - Lee Ashley [OGM] (list of Ren's tests)

- The Promised Land - Kay Rudd (building the pyramids)

- Hail to the Chief - Graham De Wilde (bit the president)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Umfoloz - Claude Larson (performed the ceremonial bungee piercing)

- Scotland the Brave / The Rowan Tree - Rab Mathieson [CPM] (borrowed socks)

- Snare Drum - Rolls (e) - Gary Kettel ("There's only one test left to prove once and for all that you are a dog.")

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel ("Clean yourself in public!")

- Violin Link (c) - Richard Myhill (Ren in front of the crowd)

- Soothing Words - Otto Sieben (Ren sulks off the stage)

- Francesca Da Rimini - Symphonic Fantasia After Dante Op 32 - Peter Tchaikovsky, George Wilson [CPM] (Ren's going to commit suicide)

- Guitar Walk - Grahame Maclean, Barry Ryder (Stimpy drives up in a car)

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (Stimpy screams and runs to Ren)

- Tchaikovsky: Love Theme from "Romeo and Juliet" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren cries; Stimpy consoles him)

- Big Band Billboard #4 (1950's) - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] ("Idea!")

- When Irish Eyes Are Smiling/Mother Macree - John Godfrey, James Stewart [removed from APM site] (Ren, dressed as a cat, with Stimpy and his cat friends)