Superstitious Stimpy / Travelogue

Superstitious Stimpy:

- Nyanga Dance - Sam Sklair; Luo Drummers - David Bradnum; Hopi Gourd Rattle 1 - Louis Mofsie (title card)

- Comedy Signature - Erik Markman [OGM] (opening)

- Creepies - Robert Farnon [CPM] ("Don't you know what TODAY is, Ren?")

- Drama Hit (b) - Richard Harvey; Flutter [#47.01] - Peter Lowe [CPM] (calendar)

- Jewels of India (c) - Richard Harvey (Stimpy describes Tuesday the 17th)

- Hopi Gourd Rattle 1 - Louis Mofsie ("...and the House of Confluence shifts into retrograde...")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel ("...Virgo erupts...")

- Bass Drum (b) - Gary Kettel ("...under pressure from Mercury.")

- Set to Pounce - David Farnon [CPM] ("This causes the plants to align...")

- String Sustain [#37.01] - David Farnon [CPM] ("...in a conga line...")

- Roll with Crescendo - Eric Allen ("...of chaos and disaster!")

- Minuet-String Quintet in E - Luigi Boccherini, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy saying why he put a boar's head on the wall)

- Approaching Danger - James Clarke (Ren chews out Stimpy)

- King Lear I - Henryk Kuzniak; Pain - David Mellor [CPM] ("Don't you know it's bad luck to ridicule superstitions?")

- Big Bad Giant - Paddy Kingsland ("Ah, that's better.")

- Like Strange - Kenny Graham; Bungo - David Bradnum (boar kicks Ren)

- Pounding Heart Beat - John Fox ("Uh oh, head embedded in ceiling!")

- Deep Drama - John Fox; Pain - David Mellor [CPM] (Stimpy slaps himself with roses)

- Teenage Party - Erik Markman [OGM] (heard in the kitchen)

- A Ride in the Country - John Fox ("But Ren, barbequing indoors is terrible bad luck!")

- Deep Drama - John Fox ("Poor Ren, he's in mortal danger!")

- Rough and Ready - John Fox ("He leaves me no choice!")

- Teenage Party - Erik Markman [OGM] (music in the kitchen again)

- Cold War - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] (Stimpy praying to carcass)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren hits Stimpy)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Intrepid - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] (Ren throws the carcass on the bed)

- Day of Wrath - Fiachra Trench ("I wave my shiny red keister in the face of you, and your stuper-stitions!")

- Happy Golightly - John Fiddy ("Gee, Ren, I guess you didn't know that it was unlucky to-")

- On Fire - Gregor Narholz ("GET IN THE HOUSE!!!")

- Left Foot Forward - Graham Preskett (all sorts of bad luck around Ren)

- The Petulant Penguin - Dennis Farnon (Ren convinces Stimpy that superstitions are stupid)

- Suspended Time - Bill Connor; Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (shot of Ren's birthmark)

- Oddball - David Mellor [CPM] ("Yow! Ren! What's that on your neck?")

- Strange Feelings B; Heartbeats A - Gregor Narholz ("That's my birthmark.")

- Flutter [#47.01] - Peter Lowe [CPM] (guide to unlucky stuff)

- Solo Effects 28 - David Bell (Stimpy reads about webbed toes)

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("Hmmmm.")

- Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede (Stimpy grabs Ren's shoe)

- Raspberry! (a) - Richard Myhill ("Webbed toes!")

- Intrepid - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] ("Yeah, so?")

- Exciting Action C - Mladen Franko ("The unlucky beast!")

- Bliss - Alec Gould (Ren cries)

- Mabumbumbo - David Bradnum (Stimpy mixes up a concoction)

- Samburu Chanting (b) - David Bradnum (Stimpy feeds Ren owl pellets)

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (transition)

- Alpine Festival - Paddy Kingsland (jumping off roof)

- Happy Holiday - Anthony Spurgin (checklist)

- Static Time - John Scott (Ren has to stand still all night)

- Let Me Call You Sweetheart - Roger Wootton [CPM] ("Okay Ren, but be careful.")

- Haunting - David Snell (Ren ventures outside)

- Bass Tension - Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi ("Safe and sound at last...")

- Easing Tension - Paul Orm, Peter Orm [CPM] (lightning hits the outhouse)

- Miss World (b) - Tony Kinsey (Stimpy knitting)

- Disorientated A - Mladen Franko (Ren reaches for the doorknob)

- Point of Departure M - Gregor Narholz (Ren crawls into the spitoon and is struck by lightning again)

- Main Assault - Laurie Johnson ("That tears it! There's only one thing left to do!")

- Gounod: Funeral March of a Marionette - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Stimpy reveals lucky leper's foot)

Travelogue:

- Orchestral Clash (b) - Gary Kettel; Keeping Busy - Terence Roper; Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel (title card)

- Beat Culture - Robert Ascot [OGM] (opening)

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum ("Acromeglia!")

- Beat Culture - Robert Ascot [OGM] (Stimpy says they'll need gear)

- Mozart: Minuet - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("The vacation wig store!")

- Beat Culture - Robert Ascot [OGM] (packing the bag)

- Tales of Adventure (C) - Matthew Cang (the wildebeest)

- A Spring in Your Step - Graham Preskett (heading for the plane)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz (guy looking around nervously)

- State Occasion (b) - Barrie Hingley (plane takes off)

- Slapstick Effects 27 - David Bell (Stimpy eating a disgusting sandwich)

- The Queen's Dispatch (d) - Graham De Wilde (Ren lectures Stimpy on culture)

- Kriegsmusik [#19] - Gerhard Trede [AKA Burning Cities] (locals angry)

- The Queen's Dispatch (d) - Graham De Wilde (Ren laughs)

- Kriegsmusik [#19] - Gerhard Trede [AKA Burning Cities] (plane shot down)

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum ("Hello, oh el friendos!")

- Homage to the King - Barrie Hingley (Ren shakes hands with the king)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Cafe Hungaria - Janos Lehar (Ren and Stimpy partake in the hot head plunge)

- Send them Victorious (b) - Graham De Wilde ("The back-shaving ceremony.")

- Carry Me My Pony - George Callert (Ren and Stimpy showed to sit down)

- Do You Belong to Me? - George Callert (back shaving ceremony)

- Beat Culture - Robert Ascot [OGM] (Stimpy scratches his back)

- Jungle Rhythm - Rick Fenn [CPM] (feast of 1,000 purges)

- Hungarian Sundance - Friedrich Sehl ("Ah, just the reaction the locals had hoped for.")

- Marriage/Figaro 'Voi Che Sapete' - Fiachra Trench, Elaine Barry, Wolfgang Mozart (Ren spits out a little soup)

- Fool Stop - John Fiddy ("I don't know what is worse, the smell or the taste.")

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden; Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (Ren vomits)

- Russian Folk Dance - Gyorgy Behar ("Yet another proof that politeness is the universal language.")

- Festival - Alec Gould (tour)

- My Song is Sung Op.55 No.1 (Bohemia) - Antonin Dvorak, Susan Kanzian, Ed Lewis (harvested, sorted, smoked, and aged)

- State Occasion (b) - Barrie Hingley ("The one and only... Ol' Facefull!")

- Tell Me the Old Story - Barrie Hingley (tour guide talks about eruptions)

- Drug Addiction - John Fox (old man sits up)

- Orchestral Climax 3 - Gregor Narholz (old man starts to vomit)

- Links and Interjections (I - 1 - 12) - Alan Braden (crowd runs away)

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] (old man vomits on Ren)

- Mountain Story A - Gregor Narholz (tour guide describes Jehoshaphat's mansion)

- A Gentle Innocence - Harry Gregson-Williams (tour guide describing baboon)

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("Look Ren, there's one now!")

- Von Suppe: Overture from "Poet & Peasant" - Lee Ashley [OGM]; Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (baboon)

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel (baboon charges)

- Adagio Espressivo for Harp - Otto Sieben ("Not everyone gets this privilege.")

- A Gentle Innocence - Harry Gregson-Williams ("Oh he must truly be blessed!")

- Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel ("Stimpy, quick, take a picture!")

- Remember Tommy - Chris Walden (Stimpy takes a picture of faceless Ren and baboon)

- In Olden Days - Stuart Stirling (Revolution Day)

- Here's a Health Unto Her Majesty - Barrie Hingley (ending)

Galoot Wranglers / Ren Needs Help

Galoot Wranglers:

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; The Way West - Jack Dorsey (title card)

- Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel; Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (plays during the title card)

- Harmonica Stings C - Paul Lenart, Richard Rosenblatt; The Violin Lesson - Richard Myhill (opening)

- The Cat from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site] (Stimpy roasting a tire)

- Orchestral Slide (a) - Gary Kettel; Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben ("Now long ago, there were no galoots!")

- Spirit of Enterprise - Barrie Hingley (riding woodchucks)

- Chinese Roll (a); Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (transition to map)

- Village Morning - Louis Mofsie (Indians)

- Partners for the Polka - Sam Fonteyn (trappers)

- Fun Link 6 - Keith Nichols; Bell Plate Hit - Gary Kettel (galoot in the bear trap)

- Bridge of Stars - Alan Braden (galoot pelts)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (plays during "Bridge of Stars" when Cobb talks about galoot food products)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (transition back to Cobb, Ren, and Stimpy)

- The Grandfather from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site] (Wilbur Cobb continues to tell the story)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben ("Oh, yeah!")

- Twin Sisters - Stephen Wade, Gil Carter (Ren and Stimpy introduced in the story)

- Bastille Snare - Gary Kettel; The Great Outdoors (a) - Mitch Dalton, Graham De Wilde ("Just look at them, Stimpy!")

- Solo Effects 13 - David Bell ("Hey, galoots!")

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill (excited galoots)

- Ridin' High and Handsome - Glen Sutton, Norris Wilson (Stimpy rounds up the galoots)

- Broken Saddles - Richard Gilks (determining quality of breed)

- Undecided D; Tender Dreams E - Mladen Franko (Stimpy brands the galoot's back)

- Topeka Trail - John Hawkins ("Let's head 'em up and move 'em out!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition to the rodeo)

- Timpani Fanfare (d) - Gary Kettel (galoots at the starting line)

- Showtime Fill (j) - Gary Kettel; Fire on the Fiddle - Richard Gilks (first event in rodeo)

- Carriages - Trevor Bastow (keys out of locked car event)

- Bastille Snare - Gary Kettel; Send them Victorious (b) - Graham De Wilde (the wedgie pull and ride)

- Snare Drum - Marches (c) - Gary Kettel (galoot given a wedgie)

- Dramatic Stabs - John Fox (galoot screams)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel; Country Rock Revival - Richard Gilks (Ren rides the galoot)

- Western Square Dance A - John Fox (galoots judged)

- Orchestral Clash (e) - Gary Kettel ("Such as...")

- Western Square Dance A - John Fox (Mr. Horse judges galoots's features)

- Solo Effects 13, 24 - David Bell (Ren cheats by loading the pants with rocks)

- Spirit of Enterprise - Barrie Hingley (loser and winner get the same reward)

- Short Roll [#14.5] - Eric Allen; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel ("Go ahead, Stimpy. Hand him over.")

- Tender Dreams A - Mladen Franko ("But Ren, not velvet!")

- Blue Blood A - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy waves goodbye to his galoot)

- Indian on a Stump 2 - Jerry Burnham, Zan Mc Leod, Samuel Morgan, Stephen Wade ("A galoot calf!")

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (transition)

- The Grandfather from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench (Wilbur Cobb ends the tale)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition to the next morning)

- Backwoods - Stefan Grossman (burial)

- Spot 3 - Trevor Bastow; She Will Be My Sweetheart - Peter Cork (ending)

Ren Needs Help:

- Hollywood Epic - Jack Beaver (title card)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Vampire A - Henryk Kuzniak (opening)

- Tourmaline - Therese Brenet (moose chair)

- Fateful Hour B - Henryk Kuzniak (glass coffee tables)

- Junior Miss - Len Stevens (Stimpy comes home)

- Mesmeris - Otto Sieben, John Fiddy, Christopher Taylor (Ren in the tub)

- Main Street - Alec Gould (Stimpy playing golf in the house)

- Point of Departure E - Gregor Narholz (Ren comes out of the bathroom)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden (stings when Ren sees the damage Stimpy caused)

- Easing Tension - Paul Orm, Peter Orm [CPM]; Mesmeris - Otto Sieben, John Fiddy, Christopher Taylor; Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Drama Link (l) - Hubert Clifford (Ren is furious with Stimpy)

- Unsolved Mysteries - Graham Preskett (Ren's going to kill himself)

- Timpani Effects [#49] - Sammy Burdson; Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede ("Don't you even bother!")

- Trouble Spot - Van Phillips ("You've had this coming for four years!")

- Drums and Timpanis - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (truck arrives)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel ("Wait!")

- Drums and Timpanis - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch ("C'mere, you!")

- Charleston - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch ("Goodbye, Ren! Bye! Have fun!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Trouble Spot - Van Phillips; Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel (exterior of castle)

- Miss World (b) - Tony Kinsey (Ren in the mental hospital)

- Harp Gliss 2 [#21.4] - Otto Sieben (Ren falls asleep)

- Okarina Jodler - Georg Schwenk (therapy)

- Cold Sweat - John Scott ("Problem? What problem?")

- Point of Departure I - Gregor Narholz ("Oh no you don't, he wants me to say it!")

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer ("No! Don't do it!")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (Muddy says "cheese")

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer; Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben ("He did it!")

- Dramatic Cue (g) - Ronald Hanmer (yak goes crazy)

- String Sustain [#37.01] - David Farnon [CPM]; Trouble Spot - Van Phillips (lights dim)

- Smouldering Fury (a) - Trevor Duncan (Ren describes his problem)

- Dangerous F - Mladen Franko (everyone's freaked out)

- Light-Hearted Links (1-6) - Eric Spear (Ren's dejected)

- Static Link F - Gregor Narholz (everyone talks about Ren after he leaves)

- Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz (that night...)

- Strangle - Trevor Nightingale, Will Thomson [CPM] (Ren writing a letter to Stimpy)

- Harp Gliss 2 [#21.4] - Otto Sieben (calendar)

- Blood and Sand - Ronald Hanmer (lunch)

- Springtime for Lovers - Len Stevens (Stimpy visits)

- Harp Gliss 2 [#21.4] - Otto Sieben (calendar again)

- Blood and Sand - Ronald Hanmer (lunch again)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (plays near the end of Ren's rant about creamed corn)

- Dramatic Cue (g) - Ronald Hanmer (yak goes crazy again)

- Small Triangle Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (shot of yak's grated ass)

- Unsolved Mysteries - Graham Preskett (Ren begins to rant)

- Hi-Hat [#10.01] - Derek Holt, Gary Moberley [CPM] (drums that play during Ren's rant)

- Big Band Billboard #3 (1950's) - Henrik Nielsen [OGM]; Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("I got it all figured out!")

- Flute Link (d) - Richard Myhill ("Gee!")

- Unsolved Mysteries - Graham Preskett (Ren confronts the fire chief)

- Big Band Billboard #3 (1950's) - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] ("Wow!")

- Oddball - David Mellor [CPM] (Ren confronts Muddy)

- Big Band Billboard #3 (1950's) - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] (Ren pulls his hat off)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel ("Gentlemen, start your embolisms!")

- Charge - Richard Myhill; Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel ("Whee!")

- Rossini: Overture from "William Tell" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren's put in a straitjacket)

- Static Link F - Gregor Narholz (shot of Ren's face)

- Balow, My Babe - Patrick Gowers; Ominous - Eric Allen (clothes put on Ren)

- Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel; Hail to the Chief - Graham De Wilde (ending)

Cheese Rush Days / Wiener Barons

Cheese Rush Days:

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; John Hardy - Saul Broudy, Zan Mc Leod, Michael Morgan, Stephen Wade (title card)

- Lonesome Camp Fires - Graham Preskett (opening)

- American Odyssey (a) - Graham Preskett (pan over desert)

- Nature's World [#20] - John Fox ("Cheese. Yep, blue cheese.")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel; American Odyssey (a) - Graham Preskett ("Clogging up the arteries of the blue cheese mountains.")

- Mountain Man - Richard Gilks (Ren playing banjo)

- American Odyssey (a) - Graham Preskett (Blue Cheese Mountains)

- Crying Harmonica A - Lars-Luis Linek (Stimpy's run over)

- Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel ("Why, it's a crusty old prospector...")

- Cavalry Charge - David Farnon [CPM] (prospector introduced)

- Showtime Fill (e), (g) - Gary Kettel; Amarillo Swing - Richard Gilks (cheese pinky ring)

- Fun Link 2 - Keith Nichols; Sweet Annabelle - Sam Fonteyn (Ren's daydream)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Harmonica Stings I - Paul Lenart, Richard Rosenblatt ("A thousand miles from civilization...")

- Movin' West - Richard Gilks ("Looks like a great campsite to me!")

- Showtime Fill (e); Small Triangle Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy brings out a buffalo)

- Slippin' and Slidin' - Mitch Dalton (Stimpy explains buffalo purposes)

- Nature's World [#17] - John Fox (buffalo eats grass)

- Point of Departure H - Gregor Narholz; Royal Gala - Dick Walter (Stimpy counts down)

- Very End - Sam Fonteyn ("Ta da!")

- Fingerpickin' - John Edmed, Vic Flick (that night)

- Golden Oldies - Bryan Smith (dinner)

- Cut and Thrust - Patrick Gowers (Stimpy covers Ren's mouth)

- Night Sounds 1 - John Cameron; Hopi Gourd Rattle 1 - Louis Mofsie ("We don't dare complain about the food in these parts!")

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel (Ren slaps Stimpy)

- Night Sounds 1 - John Cameron ("Savage French chefs?")

- Hopi Gourd Rattle 1 - Louis Mofsie ("You really believe those old wives' tales?")

- Kiddingly - Ron Ronsted; Badlands 2 [#34] - John Cameron; Cafe De Montmartre - Brian Peters [CPM] (savage French chefs appear)

- Dramatic Stabs - John Fox; Indian Drums 3 - Louis Mofsie; Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben ("We're surrounded!")

- Native American Drums - Raymond Cooper, Barry Morgan (Ren and Stimpy in a pot)

- Night Sounds 1 - John Cameron; Continuous Rhythmic Pattern [#28.3] - Eric Allen ("Shut up, I'm thinking.")

- Paris Gaiety - Edrich Siebert (Stimpy pretending to be a dead cat)

- Schubert: Quartet - Lee Ashley [OGM] (waiter appears)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- The Waiting Silence - Richard Harvey (Ren and Stimpy crawling through the desert)

- American Odyssey (a) - Graham Preskett ("We made it!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel; Nature's World [#20] - John Fox ("At last! The Blue Cheese Mountains!")

- Lonesome Camp Fires - Richard Gilks (Ren digging)

- Blue Dobro (a) - Richard Myhill ("I've got blisters on my blisters!")

- Crime Doesn't Pay - Jack Beaver (deadly cheese gas)

- Clarinet Quintet - 4th Movement - Wolfgang Mozart, Fiachra Trench (cage bird)

- Crying Harmonica A - Lars-Luis Linek; Fingerpickin' - John Edmed, Vic Flick (after the explosion)

- Timpani Signal 3 [#46] - Sammy Burdson; Timpani Signal 1 [#44] - Sammy Burdson; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel ("Eureka!")

- Without Walls A - Mladen Franko ("The fatherload!")

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Mountain Man - Richard Gilks ("We're rich!")

- Night Sounds 1 - John Cameron ("Not exactly.")

- Storm at Sea (a) - Dick Walter (Ren abandons Stimpy)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel ("But don't feel too bad, pal.")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren laughs)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Psychogram B - Mladen Franko ("I'm rich!")

- Camptown Races [#11] - Edwina Travis-Chin (Ren leaves)

- Grandpa [#26] - David Farnon [CPM] (Stimpy laments)

- Cavalry Charge - David Farnon [CPM] (prospector returns)

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel (plays on the last note of "Cavalry Charge")

- Bastille Snare - Gary Kettel; Timpani Signal 1 [#44] - Sammy Burdson; Without Walls A - Mladen Franko (Stimpy realizes he's sitting on a fortune)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Old Kentucky Home [#15] - Edwina Travis-Chin (in town...)

- Fun Link 6 - Keith Nichols ("Huh?")

- Timpani - Glissandos (a); Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (bank teller throws the bag onto Ren)

- Blue Dobro (a) - Richard Myhill; Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Harmonica Stings L - Paul Lenart, Richard Rosenblatt (fool's cheese)

- Crying Harmonica A - Lars-Luis Linek (Ren gets up)

- Mountain Man - Richard Gilks (ending)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (camera pan over Stimpy's car)

Wiener Barons:

- Drinking Song - Alfred Kluten (title card)

- My Horse and I - Norman Warren (opening)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Dramatic Cue (h) - Ronald Hanmer (Ren gets mad)

- Wargames Link (c) - Keith Mansfield ("All right, Stimpy, YOU find us a job.")

- Build Up - Robert Sharples (Ren reads the ad)

- Bell Plate Hit - Gary Kettel (Ren gets an idea)

- Sugar Beat - Sid Phillips ("Come along, Stimpson, we have a date with a wiener.")

- Legends of the Silver Screen - Cedric Palmer ("And so, our heroes head north.")

- Locomotion - Clive Richardson (Ren and Stimpy on a train)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (train hits Ren and Stimpy)

- Legends of the Silver Screen - Cedric Palmer ("At last! Canada!")

- Global Expansion (b) - Dick Walter ("Isn't it beautiful?")

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; ? ("Hold it right there, eh!")

- Marching Drums 1 - Eric Allen (rejected at Canada gate)

- Timpani Roll (e); Splash Hit (d) - Gary Kettel (right after Ren and Stimpy say, "But we want wieners!")

- Wie Geht's Denn Heut? - Jan Wolgan [not on APM site] ("Oh, is that so, eh?")

- Marching Drums 1 - Eric Allen (drum roll at the start of the next scene)

- Finders Creepers - Paddy Kingsland (Ren and Stimpy in the bush)

- Asrael 2) Andante - Joseph Suk, George Wilson [CPM] ("Hmm, we have to find a way around that moat.")

- Timpani - Rolls (m); Small Triangle Hit (a) - Gary Kettel ("Pork fat, Ren!")

- Send them Victorious (b) - Graham De Wilde ("That's it! We'll hollow out a pig!")

- The Girl I Left Behind Me - Brian Peters [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy rowing)

- Timpani Roll (e); Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel (bean leak)

- Battle at Sea - Johnny Pearson ("Bail, man! Bail!")

- Flowers of the Thorn [#29] - Brian Peters [CPM] ("No, Ren, we're still in the U.S. of A")

- King Lear I - Henryk Kuzniak ("Well then, it's time for Plan B!")

- Long Deep Roll [#8.2] - Eric Allen (Ren clears throat)

- Lustige Leute - Otto Sieben (Ren and Stimpy as wiener inspectors)

- Nature's World [#20] - John Fox ("The Canadian wiener mountains!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel ("...vast wiener plains..."/"...teeming with wiener trouts!")

- Roll with Crescendo - Eric Allen; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel ("King of the wiener barons!"/Ren calms down)

- Pavement Cafe - Richard Myhill (Stimpy picking wieners from the trees)

- Sailors Hornpipe - Brian Peters [CPM] (on the lake)

- Oberlander - Wolfgang Kaltenbach (drilling for wieners)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson (the drilling gets harder)

- Polka Mit Pfiff - Elmer Stigman (they strike wieners)

- Slow Sax - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch ("This is the life, eh, Stimpy?")

- Bulletin Link 2 - Brian Bennett (TV lowers from ceiling)

- News Flash - Sam Fonteyn ("Ah, my favorite show. Light me.")

- Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("WHAT?!")

- Timpani Roll (c) - Gary Kettel ("All wiener stock is now null and void.")

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Timpani - Rolls (m) - Gary Kettel; Major Attack - Gerhard Trede (Ren and Stimpy are broke)

- Sleazy Sax - Richard Myhill (on the street, Ren and Stimpy are homeless)

- Solstice - Dick Walter ("I was visited in the night by an angel...")

- Benedictus - Richard Myhill ("...who told me it's going to rain beans for 40 days and 40 nights!")

- Roll with Crescendo - Eric Allen; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (both play before "The Promised Land")

- The Promised Land - Kay Rudd ("...and to get myself out of Canada!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren panting)

- Roll with Crescendo - Eric Allen; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Asrael 3) Vivace - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy in the ark)

Insomniac Ren / My Shiny Friend

Insomniac Ren:

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Sousa: Semper Fidelis - Lee Ashley [OGM] (title card)

- To a Wild Rose - Edward MacDowell, Fiachra Trench (bedtime)

- The Adventures of P.C.49 - Ronald Hanmer (Stimpy getting ready for bed)

- Timpani - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel (plays over the end of "The Adventures of P.C.49")

- Drama Link (d) - Hubert Clifford ("One... two... THREE!")

- Grandpa [#25] - David Farnon [CPM] (Stimpy jumping around on the bed)

- Train Whistles - David Farnon [CPM] (Stimpy fluffs his pillow)

- The Adventures of P.C.49 - Ronald Hanmer ("Yuk yuk yuk!")

- Timpani - Rolls (k) - Gary Kettel; Rescue - Cecil Milner ("For the last time, I want you to be QUIET!")

- Violin Effects - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren looks at the camera, annoyed)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel; Big Bad Giant - Paddy Kingsland ("Not tonight!")

- Undecided E - Mladen Franko; Jews Harp - Gary Kettel (shot of Stimpy with all the stuff blocking his mouth and nose)

- Links and Interjections (II - 1 - 10) - Alan Braden (Ren leaves the bedroom)

- Harp Gliss 2 [#21.5] - Otto Sieben (long pan of couch)

- Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz; Bedlam - William Farran (Ren awake on the couch)

- Orchestral Climax 2 - Gregor Narholz (bug eating some fiber on the couch)

- National Anthem of USSR - Arnold Rezler [removed from APM site] (Ren turns on the TV)

- Links and Interjections (I - 1 - 12) - Alan Braden (Ren's eyes are the static from the TV)

- Cradle Song - Johannes Brahms, Fiachra Trench (Ren's back in the bed with Stimpy, awake)

- Converted - Gregor Narholz ("Maybe I'm too smart to sleep.")

- Sphere Crystals - Gregor Narholz ("Stimpy's asleep, and he's an idiot.")

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (transition to Stimpy's dream)

- Orchestral Climax 6 - Gregor Narholz (first part of Stimpy's dream)

- Drug Addiction - John Fox (second part of Stimpy's dream)

- Storm at Sea (a) - Dick Walter ("You're scaring the children, Ren!")

- Brass Stabs - John Fox (the end of Stimpy's dream with Ren hitting Stimpy)

- Powercrash - John Fox (cymbal crash when Ren yells "Wake up!")

- Tender Dreams D - Mladen Franko ("You want me to help YOU get to sleep?")

- Slapstick Effects 26 - David Bell ("Don't go away!")

- Too Much Whisky - Keith Nichols (cockroaches in the fridge)

- Big Band Billboard #3 (1950's) - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] (fanfare when Stimpy gets an idea)

- Symphony #94 "Surprise" 2nd Mvt. - Franz Haydn, Fiachra Trench (Stimpy gives Ren some milk)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Aiki A - Damil Ahmed (camel arrives)

- Showtime Fill (e) - Gary Kettel ("Hurry, Ren, while it still has fizz!")

- Slinky Clarinet - Nick Cooper [CPM] (Ren looks like he's going to be sick)

- Drama Link (a) - Hubert Clifford (Ren spits out the camel milk)

- Cat and Mouse - Bill Connor (Stimpy wants to read Ren a story)

- Fear and Loathing - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM]; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy reading his story)

- King Lear I - Henryk Kuzniak ("And the last word he spoke, as his head rolled across the floor, was...")

- Point of Departure M - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy screams)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Chinese Drunk - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren hiding under the bed)

- Sirens of Andromeda - Dave Rogers, Paul Shaw [CPM] ("Well, I guess I could sing you a lullaby...")

- Beat Me Like You Mean It - Bob Camp, Brian Mendelsohn, Billy West [original composition] (Stimpy's lullaby)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (Hours Later)

- Minitake 128 F-J - Gerhard Narholz ("Don't stop! It's working!")

- Album for Young - Merry Peasant - Robert Schumann, Fiachra Trench (the sun rises)

- Sirens of Andromeda - Dave Rogers, Paul Shaw [CPM] ("I'm sorry fellas, I haven't had too much sleep lately.")

- Young Ballerina - David Farnon [CPM] ("I'll give five whole bucks to anyone who can just knock me out!")

- Showtime Fill (e); Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel ("Five bucks!?")

- Sousa: Semper Fidelis - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("FORE!")

- The Blues [#46] - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (everyone leaving with their five bucks)

My Shiny Friend:

- Fairground Organ - Len Ranle (title card)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (plays twice over "Fairground Organ")

- Muddy Mudskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (opening)

- Mild and Bitter - John Fiddy, Otto Sieben ("Hey Muddy, don't hit me with that mallet!")

- Slip 'n Slide - Stephen Bulla, Jeff Kidwell (Ren comes home from work)

- Bat Stabs - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren turns his head)

- Mild and Bitter - John Fiddy, Otto Sieben (Ren goes into the living room)

- What a Goof! (a) - Richard Myhill (Stimpy nods)

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Drama Link (g), (d) - Hubert Clifford ("TV, TV, TV, TV!!!")

- 60's Party 1 - Steve Byrd (Drag Your Butt on the Carpet)

- Bat Stabs - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren turns around again)

- In an 18th Century Drawing Room - Raymond Scott ("Still watching TV, eh?")

- Open and End Fanfare - Nino Nardini ("Okay housewives, it's time for Cooking With Chicken!")

- O Sole Mio (a) - Janos Lehar [removed from APM site] (Cooking With Chicken begins)

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer (chicken cooking himself)

- ? ("Man, smell that hickory flavor!")

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Inferno - Fredric Bayco (firemen rush in)

- High Destiny - Laurie Johnson; Timpani Glissando (b) - Gary Kettel (firemen watching TV with Stimpy)

- Blue Blood C - Gregor Narholz (Ren's angry)

- Wishful Thinking - Richard Myhill (Ren's ready for bed)

- Horror Chords (c) - Paddy Kingsland (Stimpy's asleep with the TV)

- Francesca Da Rimini - Symphonic Fantasia After Dante Op 32 - Peter Tchaikovsky, George Wilson [CPM] (Ren's about to snap)

- Small Triangle Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren suddenly smiles)

- Going Cuckoo (a) - Len Ranle (Ren kicks out the TV and Stimpy)

- Nursery Rhyme Bells - Len Ranle (Ren's alone in bed)

- Mountain Dew (a) - Graham Preskett ("Grab ahold of the undercow and squeeze.")

- Summer Dreams A - Mladen Franko ("Now run along and play with your idiot friends.")

- Quirky Jerky - Richard Myhill ("Look at him go, daddy's little simpleton.")

- Muddy Mudskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (heard from the tree)

- Backchat - Mac Prindy, John Fiddy, Christopher Laurence (Ren runs up the tree)

- Thirties Rose - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (Stimpy and friends laugh)

- Descriptive Items 10 - John Fox (tuba)

- Backporch Blues (a) - Richard Myhill (Stimpy and friends are thrown out of tree)

- Jagdsignale Q - Alfred Kluten (mourning the loss of the TV)

- Chapel Hymn 2 A (For the Young) - Johann Crueger, Otto Sieben ("Ah.")

- Vibe Link (a) - Richard Myhill (tunnel into the Earth)

- Point of Departure I - Gregor Narholz ("Ren! No!")

- Symphony No. 4 in F-Minor Op.36 Finale: Allegro Con Fuoco - Peter Tchaikovsky (Ren running up to the TV and destroying it)

- Marking Time - Laurie Johnson (Ren exhausted from destroying the TV)

- Small Triangle Hit (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren's satisfied)

- Only Lovers Know A - Mladen Franko ("Please! Must have TV!")

- Chinese Drunk - David Farnon [CPM] ("Must... put it back... together!")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Wargames Link (c) - Keith Mansfield ("Snap out of it!")

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter; Harp Gliss 1 [#20.5] - Otto Sieben (Stimpy dizzy after Ren's slap)

- Chinese Drunk - David Farnon [CPM] (Stimpy convincing Ren that he's okay)

- Flowers of the Thorn [#29] - Brian Peters [CPM] (that night...)

- Timpani Glissando (b) - Gary Kettel; Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel; Boys and Girls - Brian Peters [CPM] (Stimpy goes to the bathroom)

- Timpani - Glissandos (a) - Gary Kettel; Boys and Girls - Brian Peters [CPM] (Stimpy goes to the bathroom again)

- Boys and Girls - Brian Peters [CPM] (Stimpy goes to the bathroom yet again)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden ("NUMBER THREE?!")

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles ("I'm back, and he doesn't suspect a thing!")

- Dark, Damp and Dripping! - Len Ranle (Stimpy pulls TV out of the toilet)

- Muddy Mudskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition]; Sinister - Judith Cann [CPM] (heard throughout)

- The Sword of Damocles - Jack Beaver ("Oh no! He's overdosed on TV!")

- Dark, Damp and Dripping! - Len Ranle; Love Scene C - Mladen Franko ("There there, old pal.")

- Vesti La Giubba Act I Canio - Ruggiero Leoncavallo (Ren listens to this and cries)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#19] - Otto Sieben (transition to Stimpy's dream)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Muddy Mudskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (heard during Stimpy's dream)

- Showtime Fill (e), (g) - Gary Kettel (after Muddy hits Stimpy with a hammer)

- Vesti La Giubba Act I Canio - Ruggiero Leoncavallo; Heartbeats A - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy in pain)

- Muddy Mudskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (Muddy chasing Stimpy)

- At Death's Door - Gregor Narholz ("But Muddy, I love you!")

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Heartbeats A - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy still suffering)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Muddy Mudskipper Show Theme - John Kricfalusi, Bob Camp, Charlie Brissette [original composition] (End of Stimpy's dream)

- Point of Departure H - Gregor Narholz; Heartbeats A - Gregor Narholz ("MUDDY!")

- Vesti La Giubba Act I Canio - Ruggiero Leoncavallo (Stimpy runs up the stairs)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Balow, My Babe - Patrick Gowers (Stimpy prays)

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (fade to black)

- Dingle's Regatta - Brian Peters [CPM] (One Year Later)

- Frank's in Town - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (Stimpy at the betting table)

- Old New York - Ib Glindemann [CPM] ("Craps!")

Pixie King / Aloha Hoek

Pixie King:

- Timpani - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel; Rule Britannia (b) - Graham De Wilde (title card)

- Grieg: Morning Mood from "Peer Gynt" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (opening)

- Exciting Action B - Mladen Franko ("All right, man, get outta there!")

- Dramatic Stabs - John Fox ("You get outta there right now!")

- Pay Off - Alec Gould ("Read me a story!")

- Dramatic Stabs - John Fox ("All right Stimpy, you win.")

- Harp Gliss 2 [#21.4] - Otto Sieben; Lute Air - Richard Myhill (start of story)

- Ups and Downs (e) - Richard Myhill (pan to Ren in bed)

- Lute Air - Richard Myhill (Ren and Stimpy get up for the day)

- Krommer: Flute Quartet, Allegretto - Les Peel [OGM] (in the bathroom...)

- Show Fanfare 5 - David Lindup (jazzy sting)

- Krommer: Flute Quartet, Allegretto - Les Peel [OGM] ("Well Ren, how do I look?")

- Solo Alto Sax - Nick Cooper [CPM] (Stimpy posing in his pixie outfit)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (after Ren says "You look ridiculous.")

- Solo Alto Sax - Nick Cooper [CPM] (Ren in his pixie outfit)

- Clog Dance - Dick Walter (going to work)

- Trombone Link (b) - Richard Myhill (pixie passes out on bus)

- Happily We're Working - Bob Camp [original composition] (Ren and Stimpy at work)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson ("Kissin' dew drops here, boss!")

- Blue Dobro (a) - Richard Myhill (shot of the bosses)

- Our Mr Meredith - Eric Winstone (assembly line and mining)

- Blue Dobro (a) - Richard Myhill (end of scene)

- The Achterhoek Dances - Jan Rap (in the shower)

- Orchestral Effect (d) - Dick Walter; Harp Gliss 2 [#21.4] - Otto Sieben (Ren daydreams)

- Brass Flourish (a) - Barrie Hingley (fanfare)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Point of Departure E - Gregor Narholz ("King on his way out, huh?")

- Point of Departure C - Gregor Narholz ("I can almost taste that crown now!")

- Scenes from Childhood - Dreaming - Robert Schumann, Fiachra Trench (in bed...)

- Suspended Hit (a) - Gary Kettel ("Up and at 'em, deadbeat!")

- Locomotion - Clive Richardson (Ren working really hard)

- Domestic Fun (c) - Ernest Tomlinson (fly takes off)

- The Sovereign's March - Barrie Hingley (Ren gets winged)

- Tales of Mystery - Richard Myhill ("I'll let you in on a little secret.")

- Spiralling Up - Dick Walter (Ren grabs Stimpy and runs off)

- Finders Creepers - Paddy Kingsland; Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (at the giant)

- Finders Creepers - Paddy Kingsland ("Stay here, and keep quiet.")

- Timpani - Rolls (c) - Gary Kettel (Ren lifts his pickaxe)

- Finders Creepers - Paddy Kingsland ("How's it going, Ren?")

- Orchestral Ending (d) - Dick Walter ("Yippee!")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Mountain Story Bridge J - Gregor Narholz (giant wakes up)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (giant grabs Ren)

- A Fairy Tale - Raduz and Mahulena Op 16 - 4) Allegro Appassionato - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Ren's beat up by the giant)

- Mountain Story Bridge J - Gregor Narholz (giant finishes beating up Ren)

- Sad Occasion 2 - John Fox ("Ren? Are you okay?")

- Brass Flourish (j) - Barrie Hingley ("I feel great!")

- Lute Air - Richard Myhill (establishing shot of the village)

- Timpani - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel; The King's Coronation - Barrie Hingley (Ren walks into town with the gold)

- Saucy - Andrew Findon (Stimpy skips past throwing leaves)

- Timpani - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel; The King's Coronation - Barrie Hingley (Ren instated as king)

- Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel (Ren inhales)

- The Sovereign's March - Barrie Hingley ("I, your king, do hereby proclaim, that...")

- Tiptoe Through the Tubas - Sam Fonteyn (Ren runs into the bathroom)

- Thats That - Sam Fonteyn (Stimpy grabs the book)

- Mild and Bitter - John Fiddy, Otto Sieben ("Uh, goodbye, folks.")

Aloha Hoek:

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; Beautiful Isles of Hawaii - George Elliott (title card)

- Minitake 120 F-J - Gerhard Narholz ("Oh yeah, I forgot.")

- Hawaiian Link (b) - Richard Myhill ("We're on dry land at last.")

- Asrael 2) Andante - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Stimpy says they should seek shelter)

- Dramatic Cue (e) - Ronald Hanmer ("There's no time to lose!")

- Desperate Dilemma - Dick Walter; Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel ("I'm buildin', I'm buildin'!")

- Honolulu Hula Band - George Elliott (in the sand house)

- South Sea Island Lullaby - George Elliott (that night...)

- Environmental Crisis - Gregor Narholz (the sand house is destroyed)

- Bass Effects - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy poke their heads out of the sand)

- Timpani - Rolls (d) - Gary Kettel (Ren's mad)

- The Beast Within - Paddy Kingsland; Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel ("Why didn't you use waterproof sand, GENIUS?!")

- ? (Ren storms off)

- Psychogram E - Mladen Franko; Red Danger - Simon Benson (Ren screams)

- Hawaiian Link (b) - Richard Myhill (Stimpy calms Ren)

- Honolulu Hula Band - George Elliott (Ren and Stimpy check out the whale carcass)

- Honolulu March - Hans Haider (Stimpy runs up with "food")

- Hallelujah Chorus from the Messiah - George Handel (wave crashes down)

- Static Link M - Gregor Narholz (camera zooms in on the carcass)

- Lifeblood A - Mladen Franko ("But Ren... the worms are RISING!")

- Lifeblood E - Mladen Franko (Ren throws Stimpy out)

- Armed Attack - Jean Clero ("Go on! Go rot in the jungle!")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel; Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (Stimpy runs through the jungle)

- Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel; O Makalapua B - Kapono Beamer (Stimpy finds a village)

- Moloka'i Nui B - Kapono Beamer (Stimpy's accepted by the villager)

- Stack of Leis - Kapono Beamer (Ren in the whale stomach)

- Luo Drummers - David Bradnum (villager at the door)

- Moloka'i Nui B - Kapono Beamer ("I guess you don't want to come to the luau.")

- Static Link A - Gregor Narholz ("Poor Stimpy...")

- Disorientated A - Mladen Franko ("I killed my best friend! I deserve to die!")

- Chinese Roll (a) - Gary Kettel (transition)

- Beautiful Isles of Hawaii - George Elliott ("We have prepared a feast for you.")

- Hawaii in Beat - Peter Poll (crab family comes home)

- Orchestral Climax 10 - Gregor Narholz (crab dad yelps)

- Timpani - Rolls (c) - Gary Kettel ("Somebody rearranged the guts!")

- Cold Sweat - John Scott ("Someone's been wearing my favorite negligee!")

- Nit Pickin' (a) - Mitch Dalton ("And the big cry baby got tear stains on my country record.")

- Inferno - Fredric Bayco ("Where is he? Why I'll murder the bum.")

- Impressions of India I - Victor Cavini ("What IS it?")

- Honolulu March - Hans Haider ("Why, it's dinner!")

- Timpani - Rolls (c) - Gary Kettel (crab dad orders Ren to get to work)

- The Grandfather from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site]; Orchestral Slide (c) - Gary Kettel (Ren being dragged by the fly)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson ("Flys can fly!")

- The King's Fanfare - Laurie Johnson ("Well fly, this is it!")

- Ride of the Valkyries - Richard Wagner (Ren riding the fly)

- Beethoven: The Moonlight Sonata - Lee Ashley [OGM] (fly carries a "dead" Ren to shore)

- Poetic Love Theme B - Mladen Franko ("He... was my... friend!")

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford (Ren and Stimpy take off their masks)

- Kalinka A - Igor Tuhmanov (Ren and Stimpy are revealed to be Soviet spies)

- Song of the Volga Boatmen B - Igor Tuhmanov (Russian sub arrives)

- Kalinka A - Igor Tuhmanov (spies leave)

- Hawaii in Beat - Peter Poll (the crab family roasting over a fire)

Double Header / The Scotsman in Space

Double Header:

- Suspended Hit (d) - Gary Kettel; Blackpool Lament - Len Ranle (title card)

- Walking Bass - Richard Myhill (opening)

- Drama Link (i) - Hubert Clifford ("Farther!")

- Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter; In the Void - Dave Rogers, Paul Shaw [CPM] ("That's as far as she goes.")

- Irish Washer Woman - Clive Richardson ("Let's go.")

- Uneasy Atmosphere (a) - Keith Mansfield; Suspended Hit (d) - Gary Kettel ("Oh no, it's not we, it's you!")

- Heartstrings - Dick Walter (Ren abandons Stimpy)

- Happy Holiday - Erik Markman [OGM] (Ren walks away, chuckling)

- Heartstrings - Dick Walter (Stimpy pleads with Ren not to leave him)

- Dream Dissolve - Dick Walter (zoom in on Ren)

- Encirclement - Jean Clero (flashbacks of past episodes)

- Dream Dissolve - Dick Walter (flashbacks end)

- Heartstrings - Dick Walter ("BUT I LOVE YOU!")

- Moon Journey: The Launching - Frank Talley [Capitol Records] (bus slams on the brakes)

- Static Time - John Scott (bus hits Ren and Stimpy)

- Timpani - Rolls (k) - Gary Kettel ("Someone get a plastic bag!")

- Suspended Hit (e) - Gary Kettel; Praga - Symphonic Poem Op 26 - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy's imprints on the bus)

- Unease - Dick Walter (Ren wakes up during surgery)

- Orchestral Link 12 - Mike Sunderland (Ren and Stimpy wake up; doctor describes results)

- Orchestral Link 6 - Mike Sunderland; Orchestral Slide (a) - Gary Kettel (extra parts shown)

- Poetic Love Theme E - Mladen Franko ("The important thing is, you are alive, und you have each other!")

- Wargames Linking Section (a) - Keith Mansfield; Shock Discord [#82.01] - David Farnon [CPM] (Ren wipes sweat from his forehead)

- Voodoo Victim - Gilbert Vinter (in the cab)

- Wargames Link (a) - Keith Mansfield (Ren and Stimpy are on the same body)

- Model Girl - Gary Hughes (Stimpy wakes up)

- News Flash - Sam Fonteyn (news on TV)

- Showtime Fill (a); Flexitone - Gary Kettel (both played at the same time, when Stimpy changes the channel to "Stomper Room")

- Fun Chase - Henryk Kuzniak (Stimpy stomping)

- Declamatory Chords - Alan Braden ("SUNDAY?!")

- Static Link H - Gregor Narholz (Ren thinks)

- Finders Creepers - Paddy Kingsland (Ren/Stimpy sneaking into work)

- Shock/Stormy - Ib Glindemann [OGM] (boss is here)

- Finger of Fear - Fredric Bayco (boss chews Ren/Stimpy out)

- Shock/Stormy - Ib Glindemann [OGM] ("Don't patronize me, Hoek!")

- Powerhouse - Raymond Scott (Ren/Stimpy at work)

- Suspended Hit (b) - Gary Kettel ("Hey hey hey! Stand back!")

- Minitake 15 A-E - Gerhard Narholz (Stimpy smiles)

- Black Swarm - Simon Benson (Stimpy nervously looks at the lever)

- Terror - Alan Braden (Stimpy pulls the lever)

- Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede ("RED LIGHT!")

- War Clouds - Gary Kettel (after the explosion)

- Powercrash - John Fox; Timpattern [#51.4] - Sammy Burdson (boss approaches Ren/Stimpy)

- Wargames Linking Section (h) - Keith Mansfield (Ren/Stimpy fired)

- Uneasy Atmosphere (a) - Keith Mansfield ("There's only one place for YOUR kind!")

- Fairground Organ - Len Ranle (at the carnival)

- Static Link K - Gregor Narholz (conjoined fetus twin)

- Dissonance - Dick Walter (Ren/Stimpy barfs)

- Fairground Organ - Len Ranle ("You guys look like a couple of geeks to me!")

- Blackpool Lament - Len Ranle (Ren/Stimpy's act)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren bites the head off the chicken)

- Entry of the Gladiators - George Wilson [CPM] (crowd cheers)

- Weird Eerie - George Hormel [Capitol Records] (Ren looks around at the freaks)

- Locked - Will Thomson, Trevor Nightingale [CPM] (Ren looks at Stimpy)

- Eerie [#43.01] - David Farnon [CPM] (Stimpy eating)

- Discordant - David Farnon [CPM] ("FREEEEEEAK?")

- Locked - Will Thomson, Trevor Nightingale [CPM]; Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede ("Freak" echoes through Ren's head)

- Locked - Will Thomson, Trevor Nightingale [CPM]; Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel ("I'm no freak!")

- Weird Eerie - George Hormel [Capitol Records] ("I'm just your average guy.")

- Locked - Will Thomson, Trevor Nightingale [CPM] ("Freaking out?")

- Discordant - David Farnon [CPM] ("I'M freaking out?!?")

- Bass Drum (b) - Gary Kettel (other freaks look at Ren)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Locked - Will Thomson, Trevor Nightingale [CPM] (Stimpy slaps Ren)

- Death and Mourning - Gerhard Trede (Stimpy lectures Ren)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz ("What a freak accident!")

- Orchestral Link 12 - Mike Sunderland (doctor gives summary)

- Orchestral Climax 9 - Gregor Narholz (Ren's sewed on Stimpy's butt)

- Wo Die Zitronen Bluh'n, Walzer Op. 364 - Johann Strauss I ("But the important thing is, you're alive, und you have each other.")

The Scotsman in Space:

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz; Slow Evolution (a) - Bill Connor (title card)

- Eerie Emotional (PG-190C) - Phil Green [Capitol Records] (pan over opening credits)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz (Ren narrates)

- Action Cut A - Gregor Narholz; Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz ("And I grow tired...")

- Slow Evolution (a) - Bill Connor ("See what, Ren?")

- Holiday Playtime - Cedric Palmer (Stimpy consoles Ren)

- Dangerous F - Mladen Franko (Ren narrates in his head)

- Eerie Tension B - Gregor Narholz (shadowy figure seen by Ren)

- War Clouds - Gary Kettel ("Oh yes, I did see it, Ren.")

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer ("Don't you patronize me!")

- On Fire - Gregor Narholz ("I'll... lick this fly!")

- Fear of the Unknown (b) - Bill Connor (shadowy figure appears again)

- Also Sprach Zarathustra. Op. 30 - Karl Boehm, Richard Strauss (it's the Scotsman)

- Dance of Hours: Theme 1 - Amilcare Ponchielli (Stimpy checks the guide)

- National Anthem of New Zealand A - Alfred Kluten, John Woods (Scotsman enters spaceship)

- Showtime Fill (e), (g) - Gary Kettel ("We'll need our universal translators!")

- Gewaltiges, Positives Ereignis - Gerhard Trede [AKA Triumph and Liberty] (Ren and Stimpy put on translators)

- Main Street - Alec Gould (Stimpy speaking gibberish)

- Scotland the Brave / The Rowan Tree - Rab Mathieson [CPM] (Scottish drum roll)

- Loch Lomond - David Duncan [CPM] ("I want my sheep!")

- Crepe Suzette - Cyril Watters (Scotsman is served haggis)

- Symphony #6 "Pastoral" Movement 4 - Ludwig Beethoven (Scotsman goes nuts)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren grabs the Scotsman)

- National Anthem of USSR - Arnold Rezler [removed from APM site] (Ren talks about respect)

- Travellin' On (b) - Graham Preskett ("Dissection!")

- Where Danger Lurks - Ronald Hanmer (beginning of dissection)

- Donizetti: Overture from "Don Pasquale" - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("Grapefruit spoon!")

- Where Danger Lurks - Ronald Hanmer (Scotsman's teeth and removing coin purse)

- Praga - Symphonic Poem Op 26 - Josef Suk, George Wilson [CPM] (Scotsman awakes from surgery)

- Glissando (b) - Richard Myhill, Skaila Kanga; Point of Departure J - Gregor Narholz ("Me sheepies!")

- My Love She's But a Lassie Yet / The Girl I Left Behind Me / In the Back O Benachie / Miss Forbes Farewell to Banff - Bobby Forsyth [CPM] (Scotsman skips with Ren and Stimpy)

- The Ninety-Third's Farewell to Parkhurst - Rab Mathieson [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy eating grass)

- Bonnie Dundee / The Banks of the Allan / Jackson's Jig - Bobby Forsyth [CPM] (Ren and Stimpy are shaved)

- Crepe Suzette - Cyril Watters (eating breakfast)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Night Butcher - Richard Harvey ("Now you've gone and done it!")

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel ("You've overcooked me eggs!")

- Drug Addiction - John Fox; Set to Pounce - David Farnon [CPM] (Scotsman goes nuts)

- The Ninety-Third's Farewell to Parkhurst - Rab Mathieson [CPM] ("I guess your eggs were too much for him.")

- War Lords - Robert Cornford ("What is it, cap'n?")

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer (coin purse shakes)

- Herold: Zampa Overture - Lee Ashley [OGM] (coin purse opens)

- Funiculi' Funicula' - Luigi Denza, Sergio Ferraresi (genie)

- Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel (plays before Ren makes his wish)

- This Way Out - Robert Sharples ("I'm happy for the first time ever!")

- The Western Front - Richard Myhill ("Can I have a wish?")

- Flute Link (f) - Richard Myhill ("Joy!")

- Good Hopes - Mladen Franko (Stimpy makes a wish)

- Kyrie - Roman Zajaczek (Ren and Stimpy floating in space)

- Tchaikovsky: March from "The Nutcracker Suite" - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("What are ya?")

It's a Dog's Life / Eggyolkeo

It's a Dog's Life:

- Thunder & Lightening Polka - Johann Strauss I [LS-1049] (title card)

- Funeral Procession - Peter Lea-Cox; Timpani - Military (d) - Gary Kettel (opening)

- Test of Strength - John Scott; Secret Hopes A - Mladen Franko; Midnight - Richard Myhill (shot of the sauna chamber)

- Funeral Procession - Peter Lea-Cox ("Well, this is it, pal.")

- Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (Ren's about to hit Stimpy)

- Orchestral Link 60 - Mike Sunderland (Ren looks sad)

- Peace and Plenty - Harry Rabinowitz ("Back so soon, ma'am?")

- Showtime Fill (b) - Gary Kettel ("Just got a fresh batch in today.")

- Charlie's Polka - Henryk Kuzniak (pan of the dogs available)

- Peace and Plenty - Harry Rabinowitz ("They're all so talented...")

- Funeral Procession - Peter Lea-Cox (in the sauna chamber)

- Glissando (d) - Richard Myhill, Skaila Kanga; Heavenly Voices (a) - David Farnon (old lady daydreaming that Ren and Stimpy are her pets)

- Funeral Procession - Peter Lea-Cox ("All right, boys, look sharp.")

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Radetzky-March Op.228 - Johann Strauss I ("We're saved!")

- Super-Mart - William E. McRae [Capitol Records] (Ren and Stimpy in the limo)

- Strange Feelings A - Gregor Narholz ("Whatever lady...")

- Orchestral Climax 16 - Gregor Narholz (at the old lady's home)

- Be Embraced Millions-Waltz Op.443 - Johann Strauss I (Ren and Stimpy scream)

- Sonata in F-Major Op.24 "The Spring" @ - Adagio Molto Expres - Ludwig Beethoven (piano music as Ren walks the floor)

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer (dramatic sting when Ren's foot goes in the stuffed dog)

- Dramatic Cue (g) - Ronald Hanmer (Ren runs around with the stuffed dog on his foot)

- Orchestral Clash (a); Timpani - Military (d) - Gary Kettel (Ren slams the stuffed dog down)

- Strange Feelings A - Gregor Narholz ("What's wrong with him?!")

- Happy-Go-Lively - Laurie Johnson (Ren and Stimpy in the living room)

- Orchestral Climax 12 - Gregor Narholz ("The devil's worms are at work within yee!")

- Chinese Past 2 - Yew Phoon; Chinese Link 2 - George Fenton, John Leach (butler is introduced)

- Song of the Imperial Throne - Fu Zhang (butler approaches Ren and Stimpy)

- The Orient (b) - Paddy Kingsland (fade to black)

- Minitake 119 A-E - Gerhard Narholz (Ren and Stimpy incapacitated)

- Paris Pullman - Roger Roger [Capitol Records] (in the kitchen...)

- Strange Feelings A - Gregor Narholz ("Go on...")

- Mechanical Industrial Underscore (C-53) - William Loose [Capitol Records] (Stimpy choking)

- Straight 8 - Dennis Berry, Stuart Crombie (Ren's head out the window of the limo)

- Miss World (b) - Tony Kinsey ("Haven't we had a big day?")

- Spring Song - Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy, Fiachra Trench (that night...)

- Strange Feelings A - Gregor Narholz ("Time for bed, angels.")

- Francesca Da Rimini - Symphonic Fantasia After Dante Op 32 - Peter Tchaikovsky, George Wilson [CPM] ("CEMETERY!!!")

- String Sustain [#37.01] - David Farnon [CPM] (searchlights come on)

- Timpani - Military (d) - Gary Kettel (Ren and Stimpy evade the searchlights)

- Francesca Da Rimini - Symphonic Fantasia After Dante Op 32 - Peter Tchaikovsky, George Wilson [CPM] (shot of the brick wall)

- Foiled - Brian Bennett ("Hey Ren, look at this! A loose brick!")

- Fanfare for a Ceremony (b) - Barrie Hingley ("Freed-")

- Uppers and Downers (2) - Kenny Graham (Stimpy drags Ren)

- Swan Lake-Ballet Suite Op.20a @ Waltz - Peter Tchaikovsky (Ren and Stimpy running for freedom in the daytime)

- Wargames Link (c) - Keith Mansfield; The Crime Busters - Ralph Dollimore (cop stops Ren and Stimpy)

- Saw Theme - W Trytel (Ren shows the cop his "ID")

- Funeral March - Peter Lea-Cox (Ren and Stimpy return home)

- Chinese Past 2 - Yew Phoon (transition)

- Royal Court - Debbie Wiseman (will read)

- Bastille Snare - Gary Kettel ("I will that they join me in the eternal salvation of the hereafter.")

- Psychogram F - Mladen Franko (Ren and Stimpy stuffed)

- Chinese Past 2 - Yew Phoon; Chinese Link 2 - George Fenton, John Leach (the butler walks away)

Eggyolkeo:

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (start of the title card)

- Aragonaise - Georges Bizet (title card and opening)

- Gounod: Funeral March of a Marionette - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Ren making a son)

- Traps - Richard Harvey ("But you are incomplete.")

- Danger Zone - Mike Sunderland (Stimpy grave robbing)

- Orchestral Slide (a) - Gary Kettel (plays during "Danger Zone" as Stimpy makes his way to the house)

- High Sustain - David Farnon [CPM] (Stimpy in the doorway)

- Timpani - Rolls (g); Orchestral Slide (a) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy reaches down)

- Drama Link (d) - Hubert Clifford (lederhosen)

- Symphony #9 - C Major Op Posth D 944 - Franz Schubert ("Is he not my spitten image?")

- Lonely Violin - Dick Walter ("I'm living in a dream world!")

- This Will Be Our Day - Graham Preskett (Ren praying)

- Harp Gliss 2 [#21.4] - Otto Sieben; Nutcracker-Sugar Plum Fairy - Peter Tchaikovsky, Fiachra Trench (chicken fairy)

- Tchaikovsky: Symphony No. 6 in B Minor, 4th Movement - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("Son? It's true, you're alive!")

- Nimrod - John Fox, Edward Elgar; Timpani - Rolls (g) - Gary Kettel ("A quality boy such as thee needs an excellent name.")

- Rule Britannia - Anthony Wakefield [CPM] ("...Eggyolkeo!")

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (Eggyolkeo's head knocked off)

- Gossec: Gavotte - Lee Ashley [OGM] (at the breakfast table...)

- Fly by Night - Montague Ewing (Eggyolkeo driving)

- Beatnik Jazz - Shawn Patterson [original composition] (toast and bacon talking)

- Finders Creepers - Paddy Kingsland (Ren wakes up the next morning)

- Drama Link (b) - Hubert Clifford ("I smell...")

- Dramatic Impact 5 - Ivor Slaney ("BACON!")

- Magical Effect (c) - Paddy Kingsland (Ren cries)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Beatnik Jazz - Shawn Patterson [original composition] ("Well uh, whaddya think, cat?")

- Danger Ahead - John Fox ("What are you looking at? You're not my son!")

- Deep Drama - John Fox (Ren runs outside and yells "Eggyolkeo!")

- Bierkrüg'l Polka - Georg Schwenk (Stimpy sitting on Ren's back)

- The Happy Street - Otto Sieben (exterior of club)

- Beatnik Jazz - Shawn Patterson [original composition] ("Check it out, chicks.")

- Timpani - Rolls (g) - Gary Kettel; The Killing Ground (a) - Richard Harvey ("Like, walk the skillet, man.")

- Orchestral Slide (b) - Gary Kettel; Intrepid - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] ("Skillet!")

- The Gunfighter - Franco Micalizzi, Roberto Pregadio [removed from APM site] (colonel introduced)

- Timpani - Rolls (g) - Gary Kettel (colonel eats toast and bacon)

- Tarantula - Simon Benson ("And as for you, my little prairie oyster...")

- Harmonica Stings F - Paul Lenart, Richard Rosenblatt (colonel laughs)

- Grieg: Morning Mood from "Peer Gynt" - Lee Ashley [OGM] (a paper blows on Ren's face)

- Gay Activity - Clive Richardson (Ren runs off)

- Appearing Live (a) - Dick Walter (establishing shot of concert)

- Big Show Theme - Robert Sharples ("...Eggyolkeo!")

- Johnny Too Bad 2 - Steve Byrd (Eggyolkeo's concert)

- Hit and Run - Ralph Dollimore ("Get your hands off my eggs!")

- The Love Affair (a) - Dick Walter ("Here we are, son, home sweet home.")

- Rossini: Morning from "William Tell" - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("Day has come, and I am anew!")

- The Serpent's Song (a) - Stephen Wick (Stimpy eating Eggyolkeo)

- Timpani - Rolls (g) - Gary Kettel; Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford ("Egg salad sandwich?!?!")

- Timpani Glissandos (b) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy swallows Eggyolkeo)

- Drama Link (k) - Hubert Clifford; Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (Ren freaks out)

- Drunk as a Skunk - Grahame Maclean (ending comedy sting)

I Love Chicken / Powdered Toast Man vs. Waffle Woman

I Love Chicken:

- Lambs in Clover - Jack Strachey (title card and opening)

- Rock Chimes (a) - Gary Kettel (plays over the last note of "Lambs in Clover")

- Busy Shoppers - Len Stevens (Stimpy skips off-screen)

- Shuffle-Fox - Gerhard Trede (Stimpy going through the groceries)

- Toytown Soldiers - Richard Myhill ("...chicken!")

- Wo Die Zitronen Bluh'n, Walzer Op. 364 - Johann Strauss I ("What'll we do with you?")

- Show Fanfare 4 - David Lindup (picture of cooked chicken)

- Easy Does It - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (Stimpy preparing the chicken)

- Timpani - Rolls (b) - Gary Kettel; Moving Target - Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi (chicken comes alive)

- Romeo & Juliet Overture - Peter Tchaikovsky [BR-0004] (Stimpy's in love with the chicken)

- Dramatic Cue (d) - Ronald Hanmer ("My... my chicken! My chicken and my best friend!")

- Mists of Time - David Snell ("Did you think I wouldn't notice?")

- Dramatic Impact 4 - Ivor Slaney ("I want my chicken dinner, and I want it now!")

- Tender Dreams A - Mladen Franko (Stimpy proclaims his love for the chicken)

- Sudden End - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch ("Marriage?!")

- Mister Smooth - John Horler [CPM] ("Fresh corn bread stuffing.")

- Once Upon a Dream - Clive Richardson ("And now, my love, let us off to Vegas and be married this very night.")

- Timpani - Military (a) - Gary Kettel (2 weeks later)

- Wedding March Op.61 - Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy (Stimpy and chicken come back from their honeymoon)

- Nerve Centre - John Scott (Ren's still waiting for his dinner)

- Dramatic Impact 4 - Ivor Slaney (door slammed)

- Scenes from Childhood - Dreaming - Robert Schumann, Fiachra Trench (that night...)

- When Time Runs Out - Richard Harvey (Ren's awake)

- Etude Op. 10, #3 in E Major - Frederic Chopin, Fiachra Trench ("Mmm, something smells good!")

- Romeo and Juliet-Fantasy Overture - Peter Tchaikovsky (Stimpy going back and forth between the bed and the oven)

- Emotion 1 - John Fox, Otto Sieben (Stimpy pulls the chicken out of the oven)

- Last Post Trumpet Call - Barrie Hingley (closeup of burned chicken)

- Drama Link (h) - Hubert Clifford (Stimpy walks away)

- Romeo and Juliet-Fantasy Overture - Peter Tchaikovsky ("Oooh, I'm gonna get that chicken!")

- Lambs in Clover - Jack Strachey (Stimpy puts slippers on chicken)

- Moving Target - Simon Benson, Eugenio Grandi (paper falls down, revealing a pineapple)

- Gay Friends and Bongos - Scott Huml [original composition] (bongo drums before Stimpy races into the kitchen)

- Francesca Da Rimini - Symphonic Fantasia After Dante Op 32 - Peter Tchaikovsky, George Wilson [CPM] (Stimpy goes into kitchen)

- Nightmare - Jack Dorsey ("Grindy, grindy, grindy...")

- Der Große Sturm - Gerhard Trede [AKA Take By Storm] ("You poor baby...")

- Snare Drum - Rolls (e); Timpani Roll (e) - Gary Kettel (Stimpy approaches Ren)

- Elegy - Keith Mansfield ("Well let me spell it out for you, mister.")

- Lovers Dream - Mike Sunderland ("I love chicken, and chicken loves me.")

- Approaching Danger - James Clarke ("But what about my sausage?")

- Orchestral Link 71 - Mike Sunderland (Ren looks at the camera, sad)

- Lambs in Clover - Jack Strachey ("You know, I like your new look.")

- Torn Apart - Mike Sunderland; Orchestral Link 56 - Mike Sunderland (Ren cries)

- Bliss - Alec Gould (Stimpy consoles Ren)

- A Spring in Your Step - Graham Preskett (picnic)

- Action Cut A - Gregor Narholz (Ren eating)

- Danger Zone - Mike Sunderland (Stimpy has a horrified look)

- Sad Espressivo - Otto Sieben (Stimpy cries)

- Orchestral Link 6 - Mike Sunderland (six months later)

- Jiddish - Lutz Elias (Ren apologizes)

- Romeo & Juliet Overture - Peter Tchaikovsky [BR-0004] (Stimpy's in love with a goat head)

- Wedding March Op.61 - Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy (Ren groans in aggravation)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (iris out)

Powdered Toast Man vs. Waffle Woman:

- Dramatic - Robert Mersey [Capitol Records] [AKA Goldfinger - David Morse [CPM]] (title card)

- Chapel Hymn 3 A (Thanksgiving) - Johann Cruger, Otto Sieben (opening at church)

- Showtime (b) - Robert Sharples ("B-11!")

- Tanks Attack - Gerhard Trede ("Not little Johnny!")

- Reach for the Stars - Richard Harvey ("POWDERED TOAST MAN!!!")

- Magical Effect (e) - Paddy Kingsland (PTM appears in the hospital)

- Summer Outing - Dick Walter (Johnny tells PTM he wants to see the president before his nap)

- Tender Dreams F - Mladen Franko ("But he says he's too busy!")

- Light Cavalry Overture - Franz Suppe (PTM to the rescue)

- King Lear I - Henryk Kuzniak ("How much more can Vicky Velcro take?!")

- Limelight Waltz - Albert Marland (Waffle Woman recalls her success)

- Berlin 1945 A - Gregor Narholz ("Then came Powdered Toast, and then ruin.")

- Dramatic - Robert Mersey [Capitol Records] [AKA Goldfinger - David Morse [CPM]] ("I will have my revenge!")

- National Anthem of USA A - Alfred Kluten (United Nations)

- Without Walls A - Mladen Franko (heavenly choir)

- Battle Order - Keith Mansfield ("You're coming with me!")

- Gewaltige Prachtmonumente - Gerhard Trede [AKA Colossal Monument] ("It's almost time for little Johnny's nap!")

- Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede (little Johnny's almost asleep)

- Summer Outing - Dick Walter ("Well little Johnny, I kept my promise...")

- Bouquets (1) - Laurie Johnson (Johnny cries)

- Smouldering Fury (b) - Trevor Duncan ("You should be ashamed of yourself!")

- Fire (JB-28) - William Loose, Jack Cookerly [Capitol Records] ("Why, you're nothing but a failure!")

- Danger Zone - Mike Sunderland (newspaper spin)

- Acts of Heroism (a) - Trevor Duncan (newspaper headlines)

- Emotion 10 - John Fox, Otto Sieben ("Nothing but a failure.")

- Funeral Music - Alfred Kluten [APM website incorrectly lists Gabriel Faure] (PTM retires)

- Orchestral Link 64 - Mike Sunderland ("...for good!")

- Menacing - Gerhard Trede (Vicky transforms into Waffle Woman)

- Floating Fortress A - Gregor Narholz (lightning strikes Waffle Co.)

- The Forbidden City - John Leach, George Fenton (shot of waffle iron)

- King Lear G - Henryk Kuzniak ("Finally, the return of Waffle Woman!")

- Showtime Fill (g) - Gary Kettel; Escape - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch ("I think. Oh never mind!")

- Waltz Combo - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (exterior of PTM's fortress of solitude)

- La Golondrina - Roger Wootton [CPM] (organ music on TV)

- Control Room - Dave Rogers, Paul Shaw [CPM] ("Calling Powdered Toast Man...")

- Looks Like Trouble A - Syd Dale ("I challenge you to a battle, face to face.")

- Fear of the Unknown (a) - Ilona Sekacz ("There'll be no TV tonight for...")

- Looks Like Trouble A - Syd Dale ("I'm waiting for you, Powdered Toast Man.")

- Horror Chords (d) - Paddy Kingsland (PTM cries)

- Without Walls A - Mladen Franko ("I'll save you, little Johnny! Leave everything to me!")

- Reach for the Stars - Richard Harvey (PTM comes out of retirement)

- For Those in Peril - Ronald Hanmer ("Uh oh, no time to lose!")

- The Forbidden City - John Leach, George Fenton; Dramatic - Robert Mersey [Capitol Records] [AKA Goldfinger - David Morse [CPM]] (the battle)

- Morning After - Laurie Johnson ("Give it up, Powdered Toast Man.")

- Very End - Sam Fonteyn (PTM wins)

- Shock Scenes - Gregor Narholz (PTM crushing the waffle iron)

- Sublime Ghost - William Loose, John Seely [Capitol Records] ("You win this time, Powdered Toast Man!")

- Festival Overture 1812 Op.49 - Peter Tchaikovsky ("Why, little Johnny!")

- Acts of Heroism (c) - Trevor Duncan (zoom out on a destroyed Earth)

Magical Golden Singing Cheeses / A Hard Days Luck

Magical Golden Singing Cheeses:

- The King's Tournament - Barrie Hingley (title card)

- Brass Flourish (b) - Barrie Hingley (opening)

- Eleganza - Carol Barratt (story begins)

- Depths of Despair - David Snell ("Then, there's only one thing we can do.")

- Cold Sweat - John Scott (Ren pulls the chigger off of him)

- Stately Pavane - Brian Whitehouse ("I'll guard it like it was my own brain.")

- Poste Haste - David Snell (Stimpy leaves on the journey)

- Micro Statement (a) - Dick Walter ("Halt! Who goes there?")

- Raspberry! (a) - Richard Myhill (jester pelted with a tomato)

- Rule Britannia (b) - Dick Walter (Stimpy tells the jester who he is)

- National Affairs (b) - Keith Mansfield ("A chigger!")

- Timpani - Rolls (i) - Gary Kettel; Coriolanus-Overture Op.62 - Ludwig Beethoven (jester grabs the chigger)

- Family Portraits 59 - Debbie Wiseman (jester looks at the chigger)

- King Lear E - Henryk Kuzniak ("I'll take it!")

- Dramatic Stabs - John Fox (the jester eats the chigger)

- Family Portraits 59 - Debbie Wiseman ("Can I have my food now?")

- Dissension (a) - Robert Cornford (Stimpy smiles)

- Chronicles in Time - Richard Harvey (jester looks around nervously)

- Strings and Harp - David Farnon [CPM] ("But I have something better...")

- Orchestral Effect (d) - Dick Walter (Magical Golden Singing Cheeses)

- Orchestral Ending (d) - Dick Walter; A Timeless Odyssey - Anthony Hymas (fanfare)

- Minitake 15 A-E - Gerhard Narholz ("I'll take 'em!")

- Brass Flourish (c) - Barrie Hingley (jester refuses)

- Martial Links - Sam Fonteyn (jester challenges him to a battle)

- Drug Addiction - John Fox ("I shall eat thee!")

- Orchestral Climax 17 - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy's nervous)

- Love Songs (Liebeslieder)-Waltz Op.114 - Johann Strauss I (jester puts a cheese grater to his arm)

- The Snow Waltz - John Devereaux (Stimpy licks a frozen pole)

- Brickbat (Battle) - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy's tongue rips in half)

- Timpani Effects [#49.2] - Sammy Burdson ("Ooof!")

- Turbulent Times - Richard Harvey ("Indeed, thou dost possess a great wealth of ignorance!")

- On with the Race - Dennis Farnon (gas pump)

- Forward Advance - Laurie Johnson ("Quite moronic.")

- Scared Stiff - Eugenio Grandi, Simon Benson (ye royal pig pen)

- Night Patrol - Jean Clero (Stimpy getting mauled)

- Point of Departure H - Gregor Narholz; King Lear E - Henryk Kuzniak (jester screams)

- Glaube An Eine Bessere Welt - Gerhard Trede [AKA Hoping for a Better World] ("Truly unsurpassed!")

- A Timeless Odyssey - Anthony Hymas; Orchestral Ending (d) - Dick Walter (Magical Golden Singing Cheeses are released)

- Orchestral Effect (f) - Dick Walter (cheese goes under Stimpy's arms)

- March of the Cadet Corps - Barrie Hingley (narrator again)

- Mental Torment - John Fox (Ren at home, struggling)

- Dissension (a) - Robert Cornford (Ren jolts up)

- A Timeless Odyssey - Anthony Hymas; Orchestral Ending (d) - Dick Walter (Stimpy's home)

- Cut and Thrust - Patrick Gowers (Ren grabs the cheeses)

- Scared Stiff - Eugenio Grandi, Simon Benson (Ren sniffs the cheeses)

- Brickbat (Battle) - Laurie Johnson (Ren's revolted)

- Dereliction (Chord B) - Patrick Gowers ("How DARE you bring me these unripened cheeses!")

- Shocking - Robert Cornford (Ren tells Stimpy to bury the cheese)

- Dereliction (Chord B) - Patrick Gowers (Ren flops onto the ground)

- Grasshopper's Dance - Bob Barratt, Ernst Bucalossi, Colin Frechter [CPM] (Stimpy digging)

- Fateful Hour B - Henryk Kuzniak (Stimpy hits something with his shovel)

- Brickbat (Battle) - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy hits the ogre's head)

- Point of Departure M - Gregor Narholz ("Who dares dig a hole in my roof?!")

- Point of Departure K - Gregor Narholz ("Gimme them cheese!")

- Jubilate (a) - Andrew Jackman; Small Triangle Hit (a) - Gary Kettel ("These are...")

- Show Fanfare 3 - David Lindup (shot of shoes)

- Drug Addiction - John Fox ("I could use a pair of them.")

- Pleasures of Life - Harry Gregson-Williams ("I'll take 'em!")

- A Timeless Odyssey - Anthony Hymas (shot of cheese on ogre's feet)

- Brickbats (1-8) - Laurie Johnson (sad shot of Stimpy)

- The Empty Chapel 1 - Zoe De Souza (6 Months Later)

- Dramatic Stabs - John Fox ("And be quick about it!")

- Brickbats (1-8) - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy's nervous)

- Suspended Time - Bill Connor (choir as the ogre's asleep)

- Nocturne 2 - John Scott (Stimpy at the feet of the ogre)

- Easing Tension - Paul Orm, Peter Orm [CPM] (Stimpy tries to pull the cheese off its feet)

- Sinister Aggression - John Fox (Stimpy's unsuccessful)

- Coriolanus-Overture Op.62 - Ludwig Beethoven (Stimpy gets an idea)

- Static Link C - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy holds up a crowbar)

- Symphony No 5 In C Sharp Minor 3) Scherzo - Gustav Mahler [CPM] (Stimpy tries to pry off the cheese)

- Point of Departure M - Gregor Narholz (the ogre screams)

- Imminent Danger - John Fox; Fighting Legions A - Gregor Narholz (Stimpy laughs nervously)

- King Lear E - Henryk Kuzniak (Stimpy pulls the crowbar out of the ogre's toe)

- Point of Departure U - Gregor Narholz (ogre walks towards Stimpy)

- Fighting Legions A - Gregor Narholz ("Who the perpetrator of this great villainy be?")

- Unnatural Causes - Richard Harvey ("It is I, Stimpleton, Mr. Ogre sir.")

- Dramatic Stabs - John Fox (plays after Stimpy says he's taking the ogre's shoes)

- Failed Venture - Mathias Frey ("Well, I don't know, I've kind of grown attached to these shoes.")

- Point of Departure T - Gregor Narholz ("Tell you what, though...")

- Big Show Theme - Robert Sharples ("Can you break a kidney?")

- Cat and Mouse - Bill Connor ("Here's your change.")

- Static Link L - Gregor Narholz ("So they happily make the trade.")

- Reflections - Stanley Myers (choir)

- Brickbat (Battle) - Laurie Johnson (Ren barfs)

- Unsolved Mysteries - Graham Preskett (Ren looks sick)

- Boys in Blue - Bob Barratt [CPM] ("Man, that's good cheese!")

- Orchestral Effect (e) - Dick Walter; Harp Gliss 1 [#20] - Otto Sieben (Ren and Stimpy bite into the cheeses)

- Symphony No 7 in E Minor V Rondo Finale Tempo 1(Allegro Ordinario) - Sieben Lieder Aus Letzter Zeit - Gustav Mahler, George Wilson [CPM] (milk curd princesses)

- Spitfires - Anthony Wakefield [CPM] ("...lived happily ever after, and starved to death.")

A Hard Days Luck:

- The Work of the Weavers - Bruce Davies, Bill Mc Arthur, Wendy Weatherby [CPM] (title card)

- Shamrock Jig - Richard Myhill (opening)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#20] - Otto Sieben (Haggis wakes up)

- Passion - Richard Myhill (Haggis's bald scalp)

- Low - Chris Reccardi [original composition] ("Yes, Mr. Haggis, sir?")

- Very End - Sam Fonteyn (clean back)

- Junior Miss - Len Stevens (butler's back hair on Haggis's scalp)

- Finger Cymbal Hits - Gary Kettel; Trumpet Link (b) - Richard Myhill (it slides off his scalp)

- Bouquets (1) - Laurie Johnson (Haggis is sad)

- Willie's Gone to Melville Castle - Bobby Forsyth [CPM] (breakfast)

- Tales of Mystery - Richard Myhill (a prize)

- Linkettes (5-9) 5.Tumblo, 6. Skippo, 7. Seurryo, 8. Short Change, 9. Tinpot Fusiliers - Steve Race (fanfare)

- Low - Chris Reccardi [original composition] ("Magic Leprechaun charm.")

- Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson (rumbling)

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; Springtime Dance (a) - Richard Myhill (leprechaun appears)

- Symphony #6 "Pastoral" Movement 4 - Ludwig Beethoven ("Throw him out at once!")

- Dirty Work at the Crossroads - Sam Fonteyn (leprechaun is grabbed)

- Playbill - Wilfred Burns ("I can grant you anything you wish!")

- Harp Gliss 1 [#20.6] - Otto Sieben; Without Walls A - Mladen Franko; Sparkles 1 - Otto Sieben (Haggis imagines himself with hair)

- Wagner: Ride of the Valkyries - Lee Ashley [OGM] (Haggis wants a wish)

- Irish Jig - Richard Myhill (leprechaun wants Haggis to pass a test)

- Stirring Drums of the Highlands - John Fox ("You've got yourself a deal!")

- The Recorder Lesson - Richard Myhill (butler's arm falls off)

- Bodhran Beat - Kevin Conneff [CPM]; Scottish Reform / Miss Sally Hunter / Road to the Isles - David Duncan [CPM] ("And now, for the first test, baldy.")

- Casta Diva Part 1 Act I Norma - Vincenzo Bellini (opera)

- Set to Pounce - David Farnon [CPM]; Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson ("He lived happily ever-")

- Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (butler speaks)

- Terror - Alan Braden (Haggis snaps)

- Shamrock Jig - Richard Myhill ("Whenever you're done...")

- Very Happily Drunk - Richard Myhill (Haggis is defeated)

- Jacksons Morning Brush - Paddy Moloney [CPM] ("I'll give you another chance to win your wish.")

- Impressions of India VI - Victor Cavini [removed from APM site] (clam begs for bus fare)

- Menacing - Gerhard Trede ("It's a wee price to pay, shiny.")

- Audio Expert - Chris Reccardi [original composition] (clam flies through air)

- Shamrock Jig - Richard Myhill (Haggis laughs)

- Broken Silence - Robert Farnon; Gong, Hard Hit [Sound Ideas] (leprechaun looks angry)

- Stirring Drums of the Highlands - John Fox (tall pile of stuff)

- The Maid Behind the Bar 2 - Patrick Campbell-Lyons ("Now remember the rules...")

- The Menacing Silence (a) - Richard Harvey (Haggis is lowered)

- Footsteps of Horror - William Farran ("Here, have another egg.")

- Cold Fear (a) - Laurie Johnson ("Well, at least there's no snakes...")

- Point of Departure O - Gregor Narholz (Haggis starts losing it)

- Silent Scream (a) - Richard Harvey; Strangle - Trevor Nightingale, Will Thomson [CPM] (Haggis imagines monsters)

- String Sustain [#37.01] - David Farnon [CPM]; Point of Departure O - Gregor Narholz (Haggis lights a match)

- Silent Scream (a) - Richard Harvey (Haggis screams)

- African Drums - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (drums as Haggis ascends)

- The Last Post (b) - Dick Walter ("Tsk tsk tsk.")

- My Kid - Chris Reccardi [original composition] (Haggis pleads)

- Fond Memories of Portree - David Bell (bagpipe music)

- Bonnie Mary of Argyll - David Duncan [CPM] ("It's okay, you can win.")

- Pageantry 2 - Leslie Pearson ("Eat it, and ye be granted your wish.")

- Saucy - Andrew Findon (Haggis eats it)

- Maniac Pursuit - Trevor Duncan (Haggis shakes)

- Harp Gliss 1 [#20] - Otto Sieben; Hallelujah Chorus from the Messiah - George Handel (Haggis has hair)

- Yankee Doodle - Jerry Burnham, Gil Carter (ending)

Prehistoric Stimpy / Farm Hands

Prehistoric Stimpy:

- Hongkong Trip - Gerhard Trede (title card)

- Blue Hills - Ronald Hanmer (opening)

- Fly by Night - Montague Ewing (race to the top of the dinosaur)

- Stealth by Night - Jack Coles ("Hold it, girlie, that ain't no diving board.")

- The Cat from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site] (Wilbur Cobb decides to tell Ren and Stimpy about the dinosaurs)

- Ravages of Time (a) - Anthony Hymas ("The stupidest creature that ever lived.")

- Marking Time Submix - Laurie Johnson (Stimpy hands over his "stupidest creature" badge)

- The Cat from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench ("An Ethel among Mermans!")

- Saint-Saëns: Aquarium from "Carnival of the Animals" - Lee Ashley [OGM] ("Back, way back...")

- Pizzacato from Sylvia - Leo Delibes (reproduction explained)

- The Grandfather from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench [removed from APM site] (Cobb gets out of the tub)

- Peer Gynt - Morning - Edvard Grieg, Fiachra Trench (fish Stimpy's nose rises out of the water)

- Panpipe Polka - Frank Comedes (fish Stimpy walking on land)

- Bach's Toccata - Peter Lea-Cox ("No buses, huh? Whaddya call THAT?")

- Dramatic String Effects 3 - John Fox (pan of prehistoric valley)

- Dramatic String Effects 7 - John Fox ("Life was a constant battle.")

- They're Playing Our Tune - Dennis Farnon (mini dino Ren)

- Inferno - Hans Conzelmann, Delle Haensch (pan up Stimpysaurus)

- Lumbering Giant - Paddy Kingsland ("Happy happy, joy joy.")

- Softly She Sleeps - Cedric Palmer (Treeassic Period)

- Hungarian Dance #5 - Johannes Brahms [BR-0006] ("It gave them fire.")

- The Adventures of P.C.49 - Ronald Hanmer ("Yes, friend to mankind...")

- Dead March 1 - Frederic Chopin, Alfred Kluten [APM website incorrectly lists Gabriel Faure] (the dinos ran out of food)

- Showtime (a) - Robert Sharples (dinos watching TV)

- The Cat from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench ("It was because they all moved to Jersey!")

- Fender Sound - Ian Henry Marsh, Phil Pickett [CPM] (dinosaurs drowned while swimming)

- Wagner: "Lohengrin" Prelude to Act III - Lee Ashley [OGM] (dinosaurs jumping off buildings)

- The Cat from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench (Ren and Stimpy have beards)

- Dramatic Sting #19 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("Hemorrhoids, really bad hemorrhoids!")

- The Adventures of P.C.49 - Ronald Hanmer (sneezed, coughed, and belched at the same time)

- Bits and Pieces - Ronald Hanmer ("And the kid on the top bunk died!")

- Blood in the Gutter - Laurie Johnson (cops drag Cobb away)

- The Grandfather from Peter and the Wolf - Sergei Prokofiev, Fiachra Trench ("I killed the dinosaurs!")

- Panpipe Polka - Frank Comedes (ending)

Farm Hands:

- Let's Dance Susanna - Roy Henley (title card)

- My Horse and I - Norman Warren (opening)

- Country Music #3 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("Let's us buy some new young'uns!")

- Country & Western #1 - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] (mail)

- Country & Western #2 - Henrik Nielsen [OGM] ("Here, Ewalt, have a gnaw!")

- Holiday Fun - Richard Myhill (Ren and Stimpy appear)

- Turkey in the Straw 2 - Saul Broudy, Zan Mc Leod, Samuel Morgan, Stephen Wade (Ren has to get some eggs)

- Two Old Timers - Allan Gunn (Ren in the hen house)

- The Gunfighter - Franco Micalizzi, Roberto Pregadio [removed from APM site] (chickens confront Ren)

- Rescue - Cecil Milner (Ren pelted with eggs)

- Mountain Dew (b) - Graham Preskett (chickens playing cards)

- Silent Tears - Keith Nichols (Ren pretending to be a chicken)

- Ridin' High and Handsome - Glen Sutton, Norris Wilson (Ren runs off with some eggs)

- Santa Lucia - Janos Lehar (Ren grabbed by a romantic rooster)

- Pizzicato Playtime - Sam Fonteyn (Stimpy stepping on a rake)

- Cotton Glory - Leslie Hurdle, Michael Morgan (at the table)

- Country Friends - Richard Gilks (pulling teeth)

- Old Joe Clark - Stephen Wade ("Why, they startin' to look just like us!")

- Ridin' High and Handsome - Glen Sutton, Norris Wilson (rooster appears again)

- Jelly on a Plate - Paul Lenart, Duke Levine (feeding the pigs)

- Fingerpickin' - John Edmed, Vic Flick (Stimpy in litter)

- Jelly on a Plate - Paul Lenart, Duke Levine (Stimpy milking Bossie)

- Dangerous A - Mladen Franko (Ren paranoid)

- Broken Saddles - Richard Gilks (hillbillies as scarecrows)

- Mississippi Blues - Saul Broudy, Zan Mc Leod (Ren and Stimpy go into outhouse)

- Home on the Range - Saul Broudy, Zan Mc Leod (that night)

- She'll Be Commin' 'Round the Mountain - Saul Broudy, Zan Mc Leod, Stephen Wade (tornado)

- Ghosts - Richard Myhill ("Gone? All gone?!")

- Erotic Nightmare - William Farran (Ren goes nuts)

- Aerial Warfare - Gerhard Trede ("Do you hear me?! ALONE! ALONE! ALONE!!!")

- Plainsong - Christopher Payne, Paul Rogers [CPM] (choir)

- Mississippi Blues - Saul Broudy, Zan Mc Leod ("Bossie!")